Chapter 24 Hearts And Hooves Day.
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-Van
The next morning we woke up still in each others arms. She said "Van I've got to set the moon now. Then I have royal business in Canterlot today. I'll see you for our Hearts and Hooves dinner tonight".
I replied "Ok I'll see you tonight".
She said "Alright I love you. See you later".
I said "Ok bye". Then thought to myself "Mmmmmm dinner. Wait? Hearts and Hooves day!?! Shit!".
Jumped out off bed panicking thinking "Shit! What am I going to do?!? I Haven't even bought a present yet! Ugh! What would Superman do?".
"Oh I thought yeah ill get her something special. But what would be the perfect thing? Well my dad always bought my mom jewelry for Valentines Day so I don't see why that wouldn't work here".
I grabbed some bits, and trotted out the door to the nearest jeweler to find the perfect item for this Hearts and Hooves day. The walk through town was a peaceful one today. Couples holding each others hoofs, the constant nuzzling, Hell even Bon Bon was sitting on her hind legs for Lyra today! I soon arrived at the jewelers, and looked around the store to see that all the racks were empty.
I asked "Hey were's all the jewelry?".
The manager said "Well those three just purchased the last of it. In Other words all of it".
I look out the window to see three diamond dogs hold every article of jewelry, and let out an unsuppressed sigh. Then regained my composure, and said "Thank you for your time". And walked out the door.
I soon found myself on a bench in Ponyville park wondering how pissed Luna would be if i didn't get her anything. All that appeared was moon pictures that I looked at in that NASA magazine. I then got an idea. Not just any idea, but an orgasmic one.
I then teleported to the Ponyville badlands, and cast a gem finding spell. I thought to myself "If I can't buy my present I'll make it!". Just then my signal went off and I began to dig. I quickly got want I came for, Four moderate sized diamonds and four sapphires. I quickly scooped then up and transported back to the house.
The next two hours were complete hell. I had to melt the sapphires down, and magically fuse them with the diamonds to get it to it's midnight blue hue. Then fill the pure silver earring molds with it then cast a hardening on spell on the molds and lastly the complete bitch part. Using I presidium ray from my horn to shape the top of the molds into a perfectly smooth surface. When I was finally finished I looked at my creation with pride, and happiness. I quickly then scooped it up, and put it in it's appropriate case and bag. Since tonight was special I decided that it would be a good idea to actually get really cleaned up so what do I do? I take three baths and a shower. How's that for manly class? Swags got nothing on me! Now I have about an hour until dinner. Then it hits me. She wants ME then stallion of the house to make a fancy diner.
"Fucking hell". I Thought as I paced back and forth trying to think of what she would like. I finally gave up and decided to google "Moon themed dinners". To see if anything came up. Unfortunately nothing did so I decided that I would make the following: Three layer pizza, mountain dew cocktails, side salad, and a cake made of moon pies baked into cal batter. Though I would need some help with the cake so being the lazy guy I am I decided to see if Pinkie would do it for me.
I teleported to Sugercube Corner and asked Pinkie "Hey Pinkie? Would you mind making a cake made of moon pies for me?".
She replied "Okie Dokie Loki! It will be ready in an hour!".
I said "Cool. Thanks Pinkie!". And teleported back to start on the rest of the dinner with about fifty five minutes left. It's crunching time.
About an hour later I was done. I took out the pizzas cooked them separately then put them in the warm oven and watched them. Then mixed Alcohol with mountain dew and set it on the table. Then tossed the salad together . And lastly picked up that cake from Pinkie who actually had it done in five minutes, but was to busy to tell me. I then placed everything in the table, dimmed the lights, put the earring box in my mane, and lit two candles for added effect.
Just as I had finished there was a knock on the door. It was Luna. I escorted her in and pulled her chair out for her for her to sit down in.
We then began to eat She asked "Van what did you make for us tonight?".
I replied "Three layer pizza, house salad, mountain dew cocktails, and moon pie cake".
She said "Well it looks delicious. Lets eat".
We soon finished dinner and I said "Lulu I got you something". I magiked then earrings out of my mane and said "Happy Hearts and Hooves Day".
She turned as red as when I read Luna's socks to her. She asked "Where in Equestria did you get these?".
I said "Made them".
She looked even more dumbfounded she said "Well now I feel bad. All I got you was a game from your world call Skyrim?".
I yelled "You got me Skyrim!!!".
She looked at me confused. Then I tackle hugged her and yelled "I love you so much!".
She said "I love you too. Let's go to bed".
I checked the time and said "It's only seven".
She kissed my check and said "More for me".
We then walked about half way up the stairs, and heard a frantic knocking. We walk back and open the door to see Octavia in tears she mumbled out "Itttt'ssss Vvvvinnnnyl fight. Help". And collapsed on my doorstep.
So much for holiday sex.