//------------------------------// // Crashing and discovering something new // Story: Discord joins the Justice League // by Dark Half-Brony //------------------------------// How to describe being sent through a portal to a Dimension you Don't know. For starters you go fast, it's dark, you get cold shivers up and down your spine, you hear strange noises all around you....oh and it feels like your skin is about to peel off any second. In other words it was great. Discord was very excited as the portal opened to reveal a galaxy that had what looked like nine planets in it and dozens space colonies on the outer rim of it. It oddly seemed like the colonies didn't want to be found out at all....anyway the book said the spell would take him to the planet with life on it as long as he stayed still and let the spell move him to the planet. Being who he is Discord decided to ignore those safety measures and decided to spin himself around as he was hurtled to the planet steering himself quickly of course. " WHEEEEEEEEEEE, THIS . IS. AWESOME!!!" Discord yelled as he saw the planet and then quickly saw something else as he was spinning to the left. "Hey this planet has a moon just like Eques-" That was all he got to say as he crashed into Earth's moon with a gigantic "BOOOOOM". "Ugh... lets not try to do that again." Discord said to himself as he pulled himself out of his crater. "Hey what they say is true I do leave a great impression, even on planetary objects." he said with a chuckled as he looked at his crater. Just like a cartoon that falls into snow and leaves a outline of itself ; Discord's crater was a complete outline of... well... Discord. It reminded him of those pictures of himself in the temple place where they used to keep the Elements of Harmony. He never bothered to learn the name of it . " Now lets see what this planet's inhabitants are like ." he said as he whipped out a telescope and looked at the creatures. "Hmmmmm.... unique, strange, and there is a lot of potential. Lets see how they react to a little chaos." Discord said with a grin. * * * ''How did I let you talk me into this ?" Batman said from the Bat Jet as he and Superman were flying toward Metropolis. "The last time we were here Darkside was tossing me around like a rag doll, you were going crazy on him, and the Earth was almost destroyed." The Dark knight stated. "Oh come on! you needed to get out of that cave and it's been awhile since I was here, I hardly get to come back home since the League expanded to almost every hero on the planet." Said a exasperated Superman on his com-link. " Your forgetting about our alien members." Batman Corrected " Like the ones with painfully obvious secret identities and keel over at the mere sight of women's jewelry." ''You did not just go there." Superman said. " I'm pretty sure I just did ." The Caped Crusader remarked. " Well at least every time I put a bad guy in jail he doesn't break out when I leave for a few seconds to go to the bathro-ZZZZZZZT. Was all Superman said before his signal turned to static. "Superman?" Batman asked over the radio as looked out his window. What he saw made him raise an eyebrow. The man of steel had gone through a unusually thick and pink cloud and came out of it covered in the stuff. "What the heck?" Superman said as he looked himself over and got the stuff out of his Ear piece. He looked at it in his hand ,sniffed it, and put it in his mouth. " Is this......Cotton candy?" *** "What will it be hon ?" The Diner waitress asked. '' I think i'll have toast and some Chocolate milk." the stranger said. "We have toast, but if want your drink you have to go to the nearest middle school" The already annoyed waitress said." It's too early for Childish this morning." "Fine just give me regular milk and I'll handle the rest." he said while giving his fingers a quick snap She brought over his breakfast dish, but when she went to chat with the cook suddenly someone yelled ''NOW!!!" Fish jumped out of Tuna sand witches, fish nuggets combined to form fish- o- trons, and all other food with fish in it sprang to life holding miniature medieval weaponry. The fish revolution had begun. With a battle cry the food chased the employees out into the street while the customers watched in amazement. " I don't think anyone should order today's Tuna special." The stranger who is obviously Discord said out loud twirling the straw in his now chocolate milk drink as customers were running outside. "They scare so easily." he chuckled while looking at the Daily Globe newspaper he whipped up. It seemed Metropolis had gone through many strange events like this during the past few days: Cotton candy clouds raining chocolate milk, mailboxes becoming shaped like dogs and chasing Mailmen down the streets, and Sharks were running around wearing togas throwing wild parties on top of buildings. During these events Discord was falling in love with this world, these Humans were so much fun!!! They were better to mess with than the ponies because they themselves were chaotic. They were at the mercy of their weather, they always fought each other over something they were very greedy, and best of all when they find something that doesn't qualify as "normal" they either freak out or attack it. Sometimes he didn't have to make chaos, just had to sit back and watch the fun. "What should I do today? " Discord thought as he walked out the Diner humming the song " Just like Paradise". He noticed Humans were looking up at the sky cheering and waving their arms. Discord looked up and saw a pure black jet streaking across the sky. " A plane ? nothing exciting about that, although it does look cool ." The oblivious Discord thought as he saw the plane fly by. The cheering got louder as a second object appeared. It was a man wearing a red and blue outfit (which was now slightly pink) flying through the sky in a heroic pose." Humans Fly?" Discord thought as he saw the figure "If they fly why do they have planes? Do they get tired of flying easily or is he the only one?" he thought. He looked at a particularly fat human eating a hotdog at a stand while throwing his fat arms up cheering, hotdog hanging from his mouth. " He's the only one" he said out loud to no one. " Good to see he's here to fix the new crazy messes of this city again." said a women next to him, not acting like a crazy fan on steroids. "Excuse me miss." Discord said to the girl, not knowing she was Lois Lane. 'Do you know who that flying guy is ?" he asked. Lois looked to her side and was surprised at who she saw. He looked like a college guy, but his hair was white and in a crazy fashion, his eyes were bright red, his jeans were both green and brown, his jacket a rust color, on one hand he had a bright yellow glove, on the left a biker glove mustard colored and it made his hand look....sharper, and on his chin was whit stubble. he looked liked Shaggy's crazy cousin. Having her fair share of costume villains Lois talked calmly to this new strange man not showing any nervousness." That's Superman, a member of the Justice League." she said wondering what powers this guy had and trying to find out if he was good or bad. "Justice League?" Discord said stroking his chin " Miss I don't suppose you could tell me more about this Superman and this.....Justice League?"