//------------------------------// // My Little Terraria // Story: My Little Tobuscus // by Velociraptor //------------------------------// Gabe was pissed! He sat there all day as Toby kept pelting him with sonic rainbuscusus. (gabe has a strong spine apparently) this time Toby had flown up past Cloudsdale in a pink hot-air balloon. "Whheeeeeeoooooouuuuwwww." Toby jumped out at an alarming rate, as the sonic rainbuscus formed around him the world seemed to change in many ways. First, a gapping hole in the ground, second a suit of armor appeared around Toby, finally a blue sword appeared in his mouth. He instantly reconized it as his Savage Nights Edge. "Holy monkey Jesus pie, mmmm that sounds deliocious!" Toby said, "Tobuscus what is going on up there." Gabe stated as Toby didn't take this long to come down any times before. He then noticed the large hole next to him and saw a, strange sight, it was an small black-brownish alter like thing spouting up black particles. " *Sigh* I know where this is going." Gabe said seeing that Toby was wearing a suit of armor and holding a sword, "Gabuscus, this is just like Terrerriarara!" Toby exclaimed, "Let's just go ahead and kill the bosses so we can get this over with." Gabe said, "YOU IDIOT GABUSCUS WE NEED A HOUSE FIRST, SO WE CAN SUMMON NURSE!!" Toby screamed. Gabe just sighed in response. Start background montage rap music here Toby: "Ima ima gonna grab this hammer hammer and these nails nails and build a house and make it good good Gabe: "I just want this to be over so I can read my book." Toby: "Read, READ WHO THE HHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLL READS!" Gabe:" The readers read this terrible fanfic." Toby: "Gabuscus did you just break the four-fourth wall" Gabe: "Just continue the song" Toby: "I wish I was a monkey cause monkey is so funkie and they have thumbs to grab things like some bums and eat some rum to fill there tums, so I can build stuff." Twilight: "I can help you build you house with magic and you'll be happy like my pappy on the sappy tree" Toby: "No offence but Twilight you suck at rapping but you can stick to f---" Gabe: "Don't make that joke it is inappropiate like poke is boop it like I wrote a book on a hook with sook" Toby: "Now to build the bathroom I will make it glass, TWILIGHT GIRL COME CHECK OUT THIS BATHROOM" Twilight: "That is awkrawd, but I am a good friend so I can defend Gabe: "Making Dryads room, it has plants and pants and sants Toby: "What the hell is a sant, but I can pant like I can't" Dash: "Can I go to you house, I can make it 20% cool....er but there must be a pool......er I will complain. Toby: "Making merchant's room it has gold that is told to be bold cause it is cold gold" Fluttershy: "Ca-can I come to your house too it looks fun and that room with flowers is pretty." Gabe: "Makin a room for gun man so he can ban the tan in his hand. Dash: "Can I have that room it looks cool but there's no pool but it's cool." Toby: "Lets go were come back to-morrow." TWO DAYS LATER "What the hell just happend, I just rapped two days of my life away?" Gabe said when he saw the finished house. Toby then turned around to see the mane six and Gabe looking at him, a idea popped into his head. "Twilight your wizard, Fluttershy your dryad, Rainbow Dash your arms dealer, Rarity your clothier, Applejack you're merchant, Pinkie you can be demonlitinist, and Gabuscus is guide!" Toby said in a giddy school voice. "What the hay are you talking about?" Rainbow asked, "Come forth we must kill the eye of cthutlue!" Toby grabbed his friends and jumped into the casem. SOMEWHERE IN THE CASEM Twilght never saw the underground of Equestria one of her favorite topics, but she was sure it didn't look like this. It was covered with several minerals that shouldn't be arranged as they were. Several creatures she had never seen lurched around peacefully until Toby charged at them with his sword. Once killed one of the creatures that looked like a strange eyeball that could float dropped a lens. MEANWHILE. Equestria was in total choas (Not due to Discord that hasen't happend yet you silly little readers), several never before seen creatures attacked Ponyville, they walked on two feet and their skin smelled of death, along with these creatures jell like monsters began to multiply by the instant. Canterlot however was totally different, the sky had went black and blueish grass covered almost every thing, the creatures there were very strang some were very large worms and some had pincers and could fly with no wings. Cloudsdale was turned into a large dungeon and several pugususi were inslaved under a skeletal figure. Princess Celestia was held up in the emergancy room in Canterlot castle writting Twilight letters about what was happining, but did not recieve any responses, she feared the worst with these creatures runing a muck in her kingdom. BACK TO THE IMPORTANT CHARACTERS. Toby had gathered ten lenses from the dead eyeballs the girls however just looked away the whole time from seeing all the blood that the eyeballs and other creatures produced once slain. "This enough to get a safety eye of murder death" Toby said upon reaching the demon alter, Toby then punched the alter to see if that was how he could craft it, "GOD DANGIT IT'S A ARM OF DARKNESS!!" Toby screamed as a shadowy arm came out of the alter, grabbed him and started swinging him around almost breaking all his bones. "Thats a fail thats a evil arm coming out of the alter and not killing his target fail!" Toby exclaimed, the arm grabbed him again and slung him all over the place. After the second attack Toby just threw the lenses at the alter and the eye just spit out. Toby then pulled out of a pair of boots and took his friends out of the casem. At the buscus residence. "Ok I'm gonna summon the eye of cthulue and it's going to murder us with it's eye babies." Toby said, then held out the eyeball to the sky. The moon turned a blood red and lightning appeared everywhere. They all (Except Fluttershy) started attacking a large eye that appeared out of no where. It wan't long before the eye began to bleed profusly, the girls just looked away, however Toby just laughed and said, "How u like that, it hit you in the eye." Toby then saw that that was starting to go into it's second stage. The eye, well mouth charged at Toby, instantly destroying him. The girls got tears in their eyes at the lost of their friend. "Ay girl y u cryin" Toby stated, "But how?" Twilight wondered out loud. "I respawned" Toby replied modestly. He and Gabe then charged at the mouth eye and destroyed it themselves. The creatures in Ponyvile were destroyed and allmost all evil presence left the area. "One down two to go" Gabe said staring at Canterlot from the top of his house. Canterlot castle Celestia could hear the destruction outside as the creatures fought the royal guard, there then was a scream coming from out side. It wasn't like any scream she had ever heard, even if all of Canterlot screamed it would've been quiet compared to this. The scream was enough to drive any pony insane. The screaming was that of AJ bucking the last shadow orb in the castle. Toby and Gabe then started to fight the eater of worlds Toby took the upper part of the eater of worlds while Gabe attacked the longer part with his breaker blade. "Come get it!!" Toby screamed after the last part of his worm dove into the ground. As the part came up one last time, a giant worm revealed it's position "Ima gonna kill yo momma!" Toby said as he destroyed the part of the eater of worlds, erasing the coruption. The sounds dissappeared, Celestia looked out of the safe room to see several of her guards passed out on to the floor, she decided that she would throw a large celebration for saving Canterlot. Cloudsdale The pegusi were just standing there looking with blank stairs off into the distance, and then there was that old stallion in the middle of them, this is what freaked Twilight, not the giant dungeon. Toby jumped out of the hot-air balloon and in front of the old stallion. "Are you ready to fight my master and free my curse?" He asked, "Yes" Gabe replied before Toby, "Very well then." The old stallion exploded in gore. The world began to stand still as skeletron appeared, it seemed as all the trees stoped making oxygen and Gabe and Toby were the only living things in Equestria. skeletron swung his arm at Toby barely missing him, he then tried to hit Toby again, this time on a direct course for him. The hit contacted with Gabe who jumped in front of Toby to save him. Gabe was down on the ground, once realizing that he could not respawn he tossed Toby his breaker blade. Toby quickly took his night edge and Gabe's breaker blade and combined them into the legendary blade known as excalibur, he then charged at skeltron. "I'm dead!" Toby screamed upon realizing he missed with the blade. Gabe had heard this and got up with all his strength, grabbed excalibur and slashed skeletron in two. Gabuscus along with Tobuscus then passed out from the strain the had been put through from fighting the beasts. "Wake up, you two wake up!" Twilight exclaimed as she and her friends brought them to Ponyville Urgent Care. Toby finally opened his eyes, along with Gabe. "What happend?" Gabe asked. "YOU TWO were awsome, you fought that skeleton thing!" Rainbow replied, "Actually you fought it and passed out and said some stuff in your unconcious state." Twilight said. "WHAT THE HHHHEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLL I'M IN A HOSPITAL!!!!!!" Toby exclaimed once he noticed where he was. They ignored him though. "What did we say?" Gabe asked again. "You said somein' 'bout excalibur, what ever that is." Applejack replied "You mean that didn't happen!?" Toby asked irratated. "No." Twilight said with a blank face. At that moment a gorgeous mare with a pink cross for a cutie mark stepped into their hospial room and said everypony had to go, once everyone was gone Toby said. "Hey nurse how u doin?"