//------------------------------// // Cake Thief // Story: Pony Verse: A Collaborative Collection of Pony Poetry // by darf //------------------------------// Cake Thief Hide the butter, hide the batter Cloak the muffins with a towel! Can’t you hear her hooves a-clacking? Cake Princess is on the prowl! With her nose a-sniffly snuffling For a sweet or two to try For a cupcake, sponge or gateau French fancy or apple pie She will eat it, guarantee it, Scarf it down in one great gulp! Icing mustache, crumbs aplenty Rounded off through belching burp! When the kitchen’s finally empty She will swagger out the door Only to return tomorrow And again, clean out my store