Pinkie Pie bounced up and down; she was so excited she could hardly hold still (not that she could normally hold still). It had been a while since she had met somepony new (one-hundred and forty-six days to be exact), but now she had run into two new friends: Miko and Bulkhead. And on top of how super-awesome-tastic it was just to have new friends, they were also unlike anypony she'd ever seen before.
"Miko what's your friend's name?" the pink pony inquired.
"Bulkhead." Miko said. She was seriously annoyed. First, she has to leave Jasper just when things get exciting, then, she finds out she's on a world with not just no action, but talking ponies too. And now, she has to listen to Pinkie Pie blabber on and on about nothing.
"Ooh, that's a fun name! You know what else is a fun name?" Pinkie asked, rhetorically.
"No. Listen, can we hurry up? I really wanna get to your friend, so we can find my friends and go home." Miko said, rolling her eyes.
"Go home?! You can't go home. Well, you could go home, but you really shouldn't, cause if you do go home then we won't get to have fun. And you'll never have a Pinkie party." Pinkie said. She was still jumping up and down, but now she was in front of Miko, staring right at her.
"A Pinkie party?" Miko asked, with disinterest.
"Yeah, a Pinkie party! It's only the most fantabulous, mega-awesome, blow-your-horseshoes-off event that everypony must experience. If you don't come then you won't be able to tell your friends. And then they won't be able to tell their friends. And then they won't be able to tell their friends. And then they won't be able to tell their friends. And then-" Pinkie said, before being interrupted mid-(repeated)-sentence.
"Okay, I get the idea. but there are more important things to do. Like smashing 'Cons!" Miko said, putting aside the pony's talk of parties.
"Cons? What're 'Cons? Are they Tu-Cons? Lepre-Cons? Ret-Cons?" Pinkie asked, still in front of Miko.
"Decepticons. They're like Bulk, only evil. And it's our job to crush 'em. That's what Wreckers do." Miko said, getting riled up.
"Bad guys? Ooh, I can beat up bad guys, too. Me and my friends defeated Nightmare Moon, and Discord, and a dragon, and an Ursa Minor." Pinkie said, excitedly.
"I think Megatron's a little tougher than some evil ponies." Miko said. "Right, Bulk."
"Well, I mean we haven't seen their threats, Miko. For all we know this 'Nightmare Moon' be tougher than all the 'Cons combined." Bulk said, looking at Miko.
"Aw, Bulk, seriously? You really think a talking pony could take down Megatron?" Miko asked, a little disappointed Bulkhead wasn't taking her side.
"Well, you took out Hardshell." Bulk reminded Miko.
Before they could continue their conversation, Smokescreen appeared in front of them, seemingly out of nowhere.
"Whoa, it's you guys." Smokescreen said, looking at Miko and Bulkhead. "And you guys found a little pony, too."
"Hey, Smokey. You ended up in Ponyville too. Great. This is Pinkie." Bulkhead said, pointing towards the pink mare. "You said we found a little pony 'too'. That mean those two ponies are with you."
"Yeah, this is Rarity, and Twilight Sparkle." Smokescreen said, moving to the side, to reveal two unicorn ponies behind him. "Wait, did you say 'Pinkie' was that pony's name? As in Pinkie Pie?"
"Yeah, why?" Bulkhead asked.
"Well, Pinkie is Rarity and Twilight's friend." Smokescreen said. "Twilight was worried she may have been foalnapped."
The two unicorns ran over to their earth pony friend, and shared a group hug. Meanwhile, Bulkhead had a confused look on his face.
"Foalnapped?" the green behemoth asked.
"Oh, sorry." Smokescreen laughed. "I meant kidnapped. These ponies get to ya after a while ya know?"
"Yeah, I know." Bulkhead answered, as he looked at the three pony friends enjoying their reunion.
"Pinkie, I was so worried. I thought something terrible happened to you." Twilight said.
"Oh no. I'm sorry Twilight. You know I can't resist showing somepony new around town. I'm sorry to you too, Rare." Pinkie said, looking down at her hoof, embarrassed she made Twilight and Rarity concerned.
"No need to apologize, Pinkie. As a lady, I kept my composure." Rarity said. "But please, don't scare me like that again!"
Miko looked at the three ponies. "Just when I thought it couldn't get girlier than talking ponies, I find talking ponies who have girly, emotional, moments." she said, exasperated.
Pinkie looked at her two pony friends and bonked herself on the head with her hoof. "How could I forget to tell you about my new friends?! This is Miko and Bulkhead. They're Wreckers."
"I thought you said you were Autobots." Twilight said, turning to Smokescreen.
"Well, we are. Wreckers are just a sub-faction. Well, to be honest Autobots and Decepticons are sub-factions too." Smokescreen said.
"Of what? Oh, I know. Transformers." Pinkie said filled with excitement. A lively guitar beat sounded in the background, with no explanation.
"Well, actually we're-" Smokescreen said, before Pinkie interjected with her song.
"Transformers!"
Smokescreen looked at Rarity and Twilight Sparkle. "Is she singing?" he asked.
"Yes." they said in unison.
"Why?" Smokescreen asked, still confused.
"Is's a Pinkie thing." Rarity explained.
Transformers!
More than meets the eyes!
Transformers!
Robots in Disguise!
Autobots wage their battle
to destroy
the evil forces of
the Decepticons!
Transformers!
Smokescreen looked at Bulkhead and Miko. They were both staring, mouths agape.
"Well, now that that's done, why doesn't Twilight help us find the rest of Team Prime?" Smokescreen said.
"Wait, she can do that? I swear, I'm liking these ponies more every second." Bulkhead said, happily.
Twilight looked at Bulkhead and blushed. "Well, it's just a simple locator spell. Anypony, could do it."
Pinkie interjected, popping up from nowhere. "Well, why don't we find their friends? The more, the merrier."
"Yeah, we should." Miko said. She looked at Pinkie and smiled. "That song rocked! Why didn't I think to call them Transformers?"
"Because you knew we were Autobots." Bulkhead answered. Then, Twilight's horn glowed, and the disappeared in a flash of light.