Truth or Theory

by Zombie Blood


Party with Laughter

Morning came around and Twilight rose. She looked over to a corner and smiled, "Good Morning, Spike. Did you sleep well?"

She climbed out of bed and used her magic to take out a journal and out of her saddlebag. She left the quill and ink inside, she had spent the train ride writing her plan. Flipping over the pages; she went over it again.

Locate Trixie's house. Knock on door and introduce yourself. Be friendly and get inside. Invite her over. Figure out how to knock her out. Kill Her.

Twilight stopped to think; knocking out a pony could be done multiple ways, a simple blow to the head or something much more detailed such as chloroform. Not knowing how to make chloroform; she decided just to strike her head with her hoof.

Twilight nodded her head yes in confirmation that now she could head out and begin. As she stood up her stomach growled loudly.

"Maybe I should grab some food" Twilight mumbled to her self; grabbing and equipping her saddlebag. She trotted out of the hut and into Ponyville. The small town didn't seem like it would be at all hard to navigate. She scanned the area and spotted a small dining area called Sugarcube Corner. Twilight began to walk over but within a few steps a pink figure popped out in front of her and startled twilight; she let out a small scream.

"No need to scream, Silly," The pink pony over enthusiastically said. She must be high or something. "I noticed you were new here so I had to welcome you, My name is Pinkie Pie!"

Twilight's head shot up hearing the name. This was one of the ponies with Trixie.

Keep your cool, Twilight. Everything will be okay. Maybe this plan could start with the Laughter Element and not Trixie. "Hello, my name is Twilight Sparkle," She forced out with a fake smile. "I was about to go over to Sugarcube Corner, I haven't
eaten since I got here."

"Oh! I work there; since you're new and all, I'll make you a cupcake for free. Let's go!" Pinkie began jumping over to the bakery. Twilight looked at the pony like she was insane, sighed and followed her.

Twilight was given a cupcake and she began to eat it. The annoying pony had walked away.

After Twilight devoured the cupcake she heard Pinkie Pie exclaim something. "I should go invite the others to meet you!"

"NO!" Twilight screamed, Pinkie looked at her confused.

"I'm Sorry," Twilight started again, "I don't like meeting a bunch of new people at once." Especially since they may all be crazy like you.

Pinkie complied and said tomorrow she would introduce each of the other elements ponies.

I have to invite this one over; kill her first. Her big mouth will get in the way if I don't. "So do you want to head over to my place to chat for a bit?"

Of course this party pony said yes; so the two headed to the Everfree Forest.

"Y-Y-You live HERE?" Pinkie Pie questioned. Twilight looked over at her, she was shaking out of fear.

Twilight replied, "Yes, it really isn't that bad, I promise." She turned her head smiling, This will be more fun than I thought.

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"Hey Mrs. Cake, have you seen Pinkie anywhere lately?" Trixie asked walking into Sugarcube Corner.

"Yes, she was with some new pony, they headed to her house. I have no idea where she lived."

"A new pony? That's something you don't see everyday in ponyville. Did you get their name by any chance?"

"I think I heard something about sparkles, but I'm not sure about her name. Sparkle something... or was it something Sparkle?"

"Thanks for your help anyways." Trixie left and headed around Ponyville telling them about a new pony arrival.

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Pinkie Pie talked constantly, most of it nonsense, but some stuff she could learn. She learned the Zebra that lived her was named Zecora, Trixie lived in a tree and another pony, Rainbow Dash, lived in the sky, witch may make it hard to reach her.

On second Pinkie turned her back to Twilight. Now is your chance. Twilight raised her hoof and hit Pinkie Pie on the back of the head, heard enough to knock her out.

Twilight searched the hut for something to use to tie her up. She found quite a bit of rope. Twilight tied her hoofs to a beam on the ceiling and her legs to the ground using magic to cement the rope down.

This pony talks a lot. If she wakes up she could probably yell loud enough for ponies in Saddle Arabia to hear. I should gag her. Using more rope, she gagged the pink pony.

"Now should I kill you quickly or slowly," She laughed at the unconscious body. "I think slowly would be much more fun, and you like having fun, right?" Twilight let out a loud psychotic laugh.

She rummaged through all of the tools she gathered and took out a saw. She began at her forelegs, her smile growing wider as the blood spilled out of here, and the pain she sent through Pinkie's body.The pain was enough to wake Pinkie up, after a second she realized what was happening and screamed. Twilight laughed at the muffled screams, and soon her left foreleg was off. Twilight tossed the leg to side and started to saw off the right. At this point, Pinkie began to cry, trying to choke out words. Twilight understood them as "Why are you doing this?"

"It's simple, dear element of laughter, that BITCH element of magic stole could've... NO... SHOULD'VE been my life. You should be my annoying friend, but you're not; you're friends with that stupid mare, so I have to kill you, and eventually all your friends and Trixie. Now shut up" Twilight explained striking her face, and by this time he other leg fell off.

Pinkie Pie silently cried, about to faint, partially from blood loss, partially from the amount of pain. Twilight looked the pained pony in the eyes, a smile Pinkie would never forget if she had the chance to get out alive. "Die" Twilight said, using a hammer to smash her face in.

Pinkie Pie screamed loudly, even through the gag, until she was dead.

Twilight took a knife and carved out her heart and saved it, that would be her dinner tonight. After she spent an hour cleaning up the bloody mess, she cooked the heart and ate it. Oh god, this is so delicious, I never knew that we tasted so good, I want more meat, I want more pony meat now.

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"Mrs. Cake told me that Pinkie met a new pony in town and went somewhere with her, probably her house." Trixie explained to her friends. Concern grew because Pinkie hadn't returned and nobody had seen her that next day.

"It's just not like Pinkie Pie at all, she would've thrown a party first" Apple Jack replied.

Rainbow Dash came flying into the scene, "I can't see her anywhere from the sky."

"Oh dear, what if she is in trouble?" Rarity questioned.

"She might be." Trixie said as her face distorted into a sad expression, one where you expect bad news as Fluttershy walked up with some of her little animal friends. All of them had a clear aura of bad news.

"Some of the animals said they saw Pinkie Pie go into the Everfree Forest with the new pony." Fluttershy softly said.

"The Everfree Forest!?!?!" Rainbow shot up into the sky, "We have to go now!"

"Dash is right, she could be in trouble, let's go Trixie." Apple Jack said looking at Trixie, who nodded in agreement, then the five ponies galloped off in the direction of the forest.

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Having a nice conversation with Spike, Twilight was about to get ready for bed until she heard something off in the distance. Twilight stood up suspiciously and walked over to a window to listen. She could hear a very faint trotting, owned by a group of maybe four or five ponies. Then a louder bit of yells, what they were yelling was clearly understood by Twilight, her eyes grew wide in terror.

"Pinkie Pie!"

After Twilight completely processed everything, Twilight exclaimed various profanities and scurried around the hut, shutting every source of light down then boarding the door with a chair.

Twilight backed up into a corner, anticipating something to happen.

They can't all find me at once, I would be completely outnumbered. Of course they look for their friend, I should've done everything so much faster.

They're getting closer, oh no. no no no.

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"This way, toward the bog! Maybe she fell in!" Trixie procalimed, and the ponies troted that way, oblivous to the hut, nopony thought they would go in there.

Every pony exept Dash. She stopped flying by the hut and slowly approached it instead of the bog.

She trid to open the door but it wouldn't budge. She flew up ino the sky then back down quickly, back hooves first nto the door, and it flung open as a pony screamed.

"Who's there?" Rainbow Dash demanded more than asked.

Rainbow Dash stood on the ground and began to walk around the hut to examin it, squinting her eyes to adjust to the complete darkness.

"Hello?" Rainbow asked, growing wary of the creaks she heard around her. She played it off, "I'm not scared of you!"

Twilight accidently backed into a pile of bottles, the fell from their neat stack with a loud clang.

Rainbow Dash jumped in the direction, visibly there, "Who the hell is here?"

Rainbow was trying so hard now to be brave, the door was slammed shut now, followed by a soft, yet growing maniacal laughter.

"Who is there?" Rainbow Dash's voice cracked under fear.

Finally she got a reply, "The death of you"

"What?" Rainbow Dash began to ask, she was cut off short as a hoof cracked against her face, sending her into a wall. The two blows combined knocked her out.

"I guess you're my next victim." Twilight ominously said to unconcious Dash.