Yeah, I'm Spencer Abrams and welcome to a transformation of the pony kind
My alarm clock played the My Little Pony theme song. I did not get enough sleep last night. Watching the end of the 5th season again really took it out of me. Zecora's defeat was pretty spectacular. If I remember last night correctly it went something like this. (Of course I remembered it correctly I'm fucking Spencer Abrams)
Zecora stood on the edge of a cliff her only weapon being the Poison Joke she brought just in case. Rendered useless (Discord only had an extremely high pitched voice and seemed to enjoy it.) Zecora was defenseless. It's too painful to remember, but I can tell you that Zecora didn't pull out a hidden grenade or anything... stupid gravity making zebras fall off cliffs...
So I had to get ready for school. Middle School. Yeah I'm only 12. Deal with it. So, I got ready and looked in the mirror. Hair sticking up. Check. Zecora pin. Check. Glasses clean. Check. Yep, that was Spencer: epitome of uncool, the class clown, and having the best attendance record around. Yep, I was the badass I always was. (At least my friends Nick, Kegan, and Blake and I always seemed to think we were.)
Man I had this terrible itch on my side. Couldn't let that bother me, I had a whole day of being Spencer to get to. I got to school. Nothing of incident happened. So I went to my posse/niche in the far left corner of the cafeteria. I was obviously the team leader. (We discussed it. I got the most votes. I think Nick is planning to overthrow the government of the Badass Clan though.) My friends all think if we ever had a cosplay, I should be Pinky Pie. I guess I do have the bouncing and ADHD capabilities of her though. Nope I was Ze- HOLY SWEET MOTHER OF JESUS IS THAT THE DELICIOUS AROMA OF PIZZA I SMELL?!?!? (... Yes... Yes it was...)
School went by without affair that itching was driving me insane. When my mom drove me home I would have to look at it...
OMYGAWD OMYGAWD OMYGOD OMYGOD *inhales deeply* OMYGOD OMYGOD OMYGOD OMYGOD OMYDOG OMYGOD
I... had... Zecora's... CUTIE MARK
FUCK to the YEAH!