//------------------------------// // Carrotz.MOV // Story: The Lunaverse.MOV // by Listie The Scribe Maid //------------------------------// THE LUNAVERSE.MOV Written by the Luna 6 (with help from That Gamer!) Directed by the Luna 6 No.1: Carrotz.MOV "We cannot believe-eth this," Luna mumbled. She was looking through the scripts for seasons 2, 3 & four with MAGICK, rubbing her forehead. "This... This be-eth awful. The worst thing we hath ever read-eth." "Well, those are the rejected scripts," Nyx said, trying to beat Gamer Luna at a game of chess. "Rejected, our rear-end," Luna spat. "And why would you say that?" Gamer Luna asked, not really interested. Luna sighed and said, "These are really just starting to be-eth a complete copy of the episodes of the main show of which this is based off of." "Again, rejected," Nyx repeated herself. "Also, check." "HAX!" Gamer Luna cried. "Quiet," Luna snapped. "These be-eth the worst things produced since this endeavour has started and we art not going to stand for this! We art going to do something we promised we would never do-eth! We art going to show ponies... Well, we doth expect thou know-eth." "Go ahead and do it, it ain't gonna affect either of us," Nyx said with a shrug. "Also, remember that check from earlier? Add a mate to that." "DAMN IT!" Luna rolled her eyes at that and pressed play on the unedited first part of the mini-series. --CKDS-- "Chug, chug, chug, chug!" five of the Luna 6 (Trixie, Derpy, Raindrops, Lyra and Bonbon) chanted, urging on their friend, Carrot Top. "I... I..." Carrot Top, looking at giant vat of the former part of her name, stammered. "You want me to eat... All of these?" "Of course!" Trixie shouted. "Trixie and the rest of them just spent the last hour telling you! Now do it!" "B-but I need these!" Carrot Top argued. "To sell them! Because I'm not some big corporation like Sweet Apple Acres! I need to do what I can!" Derpy laughed and said, "You can always grow them back!... She can grow them back, right?" "Oh... Derpy, that was my line!" Lyra grumbled, face-hoofing. "Oh, oh, I'm sorry!" Derpy apologized. "W-what was my line?" "It was... 'Swag'," Lyra read, pulling a copy of the script off the ground. "'Swag'?" Derpy echoed. "Yes, 'cause Rainbow apparently has a lot of it," Lyra told Derpy. "Now, as I was supposed to-" "Ooo! I have a lot of free stuff!" Derpy exclaimed. "No, no, swag means coolness!" Lyra explained. That, for some reason, gave Bonbon a prompt to smack her upside the head. "OW! The buck!" "Save it for her episode!" Bonbon snapped. "Ijudoknwhwewr?" Lyra asked. "Of course," Bonbon sighed, rolling her eyes. "Anyways, you're line?" "Right..." Lyra mumbled before saying just that: "You can always grow them back!... She can grow them back, right?" "I can, but it takes time!" Carrot Top shouted. "You five picked every carrot in my garden! It's gonna take forever it replace this a-and it's not the right time to sell it and I don't have anything to keep them fresh in and they're gonna go rotten and then the next selling season isn't gonna come around until forever a-and I'm gonna go broke in that time and-" "Nopony cares, Carrot Top!" Trixie interrupted all annoyed like. "I care!" Carrot Top shouted. Bonbon then slapped Carrot Top. "Of course! You're nopony!" "Actually, that would be Raindrops," Carrot Top pointed out, pointing at the other pegasus that was apparently there. "I'm over here!" Raindrops said awkwardly. "And that's your only line until 'Rain.MOV'," Lyra reminded Raindrops. "What?!" Raindrops exclaimed. "ONE LINE?!" "Yes, because, think about it," Lyra answered in a bored manner, "Trixie is a popular secondary character, we are all famous background ponies... Who the buck are you? And are you experienced?" "I..." Raindrops tried to start her explanation, but Lyra had something more to say. "No, no, I know what you are!" Lyra cut in. "You're a recolour! A Derpy recolour! You both look exactly the same!" "Well, maybe, but-" Raindrops tried once again, but Bonbon had a hoof reserved both of their faces. In other words, Bonbon likes to slap ponies. "Save it for later!" Bonbon shouted. "I mean really..." Carrot Top mumbled. She thought for a moment before going on with the script: "Anyways, I don't like to eat carrots, actually." A dead silence fell over the elements of Lunacy before, starting with Derpy, they started cracking up. "ARE YOU BUCKING SERIOUS?!" Trixie demanded between gasps for air. "TRIXIE HAS HEARD SOME $#!T IN HER TIME, BUT THIS... THIS IS NONSENSE!" "You're 20 years old," Carrot Top remarked flatly. "YOU... YOUR NAME IS CARROT TOP!" Trixie continued, ignoring Carrot Top. "Well, Applejack has 'apple' in her name!" Carrot Top argued. "...Well, then what do you use carrots for?" Lyra asked. "You just don't want to admit that I'm right," Carrot Top muttered. "Just tell us!" Lyra shouted. "I-I can't really explain..." Carrot Top said. "And why would that be?" Derpy enquired with a head tilt. There was a pause, followed by Carrot Top taking a carrot out of the bin and slowly moving it towards her- "OK, OK, we get it!" Lyra cried, looking away. "Why was that written in!?" "Because it's the truth," Carrot Top harrumphed, putting the carrot back. "Well, I guess it proves that you're only good for one thing," Trixie commented. "What?" "All you're good for is that," Trixie explained, "and reminding bronies that they have to randomly insert the 'Derpy emptied my fridge joke' into their stories. That's all." "So you're trying to trick me into doing this, huh?" Carrot Top asked. "Well, it isn't going to work." "So you can't handle the truth?" Trixie asked in return. "I can!" Carrot Top cried defensively. "Then really think about it..." Trixie said. "Really." "..." Carrot Top thought about it for a moment. "I... I..." "So you know that you have less appearances then Raindrops?" Trixie was acting all smug like. "...BUCK YOU, I CAN EAT ALL THESE CARROTS!" Carrot Top shouted before diving in headfirst. Silence for a moment. "You knew that would work?" Bonbon enquired. "Yes," Trixie answered, still being smug. "You see, unlike Trixie, you, Lyra, Dery and Raindrops, Carrot Top has never had an appearance in a story by this writer, so he hasn't had time to come up with a personality for her. That means her emotions can be played around with easily because she doesn't really have a character yet. Sure she has a personality in the Lunaverse and Jappleack has one, too, but she doesn't have one here!" "What about being the sanity to my apparent insanity?" Derpy suggested. "...Well, it's too late, it's in the script," Trixie admitted. "And Trixie kinda already said it. Four star performance right there, by the way." "I guess," Lyra shrugged. "And it seems that Carrot Top has gone into a coma without us even noticing," Raindrops pointed out. Sure enough, they all looked and Carrot was laying there, completely knocked out. "Huh..." Trixie mumbled. "Well, Trixie's out. How about you five?" "I think we should get her some medical attention," Raindrops said. "In that case, good luck with that," Bonbon deadpanned, her trotting off with the others. Raindrops was struck dumb for a moment before shrugging and leaving Carrot Top there, there to go onto making a blog that's funny at first, but then gets too exactly the opposite of this... Then they all ran back. "WAIT A BUCKING MINUTE!" Trixie exclaimed, looking at Bonbon. "WHAT THE BUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE?!" "What?" Bonbon asked awkwardly. "I thought I was one of you!" "Well, you're not!" Trixie snapped. "Now shoo! And, you, Cherilee, get in here!" "But-" Bonbon began, but Cherilee shoved her out of frame. "A-anyways, I'm here!" Cherilee announced. "Yeah, yeah," Lyra muttered before all of them went off, again leaving Carrot Top. --CKDS-- Luna hit stop and asked, " "They got off topic a lot," Nyx commented flatly, her and Gamer Luna now in thier fourth game. "Wasn't even really that funny," Gamer Luna added. "D9. I sunk your Samus." "This is chess," Nyx sighed. "...DAMN IT!" "Well, that be-eth why we art finally unleashing this unto the world!" Luna laughed. "One they see-eth this, they shalt forget all about making these... AWFUL scripts!" "They're rejected!" Gamer Luna and Nyx shouted at the same time. "Where on these doth it say that?" Luna asked. Gamer Luna & Nyx groaned and went back to their game, which lasted- "DAMN IT!" Gamer Luna exclaimed.