How To Write An MLP Fanfiction

by CharibasaHooves


Chaotic Love

The second night rose in the dark and pleasant night. Rainbow lit a candle and continued to write her fanfic. Outside, there were two birds cuddling each other on a nest in a tree trying to be warm and cozy as they sleep in the cold night.

In her story, Rainbow dash tries to get her element -- The Element of Loyalty. It was somewhere in the busy streets of Manehattan and she got drunk for some reason. Someone gave her Zap Apple Cider. Which made her stay there for a while. She had a party in one of the night clubs where Vinyl Scratch was there jamming out the music. She tried to escape from the night club and continued her mission to find her element.

Again, she lost her mind. Her mind tries to make ideas come to life one by one. She tries to hallucinate and talk to herself in situations, but this is a different situation she is having.

"Mwahahahahaha.....You're never gonna make that fanfiction....." A mysterious voice was heard inside the library.

"Huh!? Who's there? Get away from this library now! I have a broom!" She started getting a broom.

"Don't you mind that nonsense. 'Cause it's never gonna be famous." It said with a eerie voice.

"Why?"

"You wanna know why??"

"Yes! Tell me why" She said with anger.

"Are you sure?"

"YES! JUST TELL ME!"

"Are you very, very--"

"JUST ANSWER, CELESTIA DAMMIT! I'M TRYING TO DO A FANFICTION HERE." She shouted.

"Sheesh. No wonder you freak me out. Anyway," He began it's eerie voice again. "Because....." He appeared behind Rainbow and continued, "You didn't put me there!" He complained.

"Discord?"

"Yes, It's me you Wonderbolt fanmare. I've always wanted to be in a single fanfiction in my spirit life. But in this book," He holds out the book that Rainbow was reading, "they didn't put a single, I repeat, single part where I was in it."

"And why would you be in a fanfiction Mr. Spirit-of-Disharmony-and-Chaos-who-ruled-Equestria-in-eternal-chaos?"

"I'll tell you why. You see, I, as you just said, am the Spirit of Disharmony and Chaos. Nopony has ever made a fanfiction here about me ruling Equestria!"

"Well you ruin ponies' lives with your chaotic acts. What else?"

"Well, Equestria is like the times in Circa 1990. Where people made fanfictions that had happy endings only. Until this one pony changed the method of fanfiction literature and made people create dark fanfics. But they still didn't added me."

"Do you want me to add you in my story?"

"Well, I'm just your imagination. Your controlling it. Your hallucinating me. But your mind right now is completely out of control because of those ideas for making such a not-so-incredible fanfic. But here is a story that is not from your imagination. This is my story..."

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When I was a little draconequus, my parents...

"You have parents?"

"Shut your pie hole and listen..." Rainbow made an action as she was zipping her mouth shut.

When I was a little draconequus, my parents were utterly and horribly chaotic. They were not in Equestria, but in an unknown land that nopony ever knew until today. My parents were horrible at being chaotic. They tried everything to rule a single town and failed. But when they were no longer here in my life anymore and I did my best to take over this land. Instead, I got imprisoned in stone - twice!

"That was good times." She admitted.

"You call that good times. That was terrible and obsolete for me." Discord went mad.

"Come on. You wanna continue. Don't you?"

He sighed and continued,

When my parents no longer existed, they gave me this statement,

"Son, if you had the chance to rule a huge land in eternal chaos, then do it." So I accepted it, used to conquer this place and live off the fat of the land here. No offense. Anyway, I went all around the world looking for a land to conquer. But I realized that I had powers to bring chaos. And this wreck was the right place. No offense again.

"Have you seen what you mares look like in my times?" Discord asked.

"No. Just continue."

When I went to Canterlot, the unicorns were all antagonistic on me. Thinking that I'm bad which I ironically am. But then, I saw her. I saw her beautiful eyes. She was the one that I loved.

"Princess Celestia?"

"No! Princess Luna! AKA Nightmare Moon!" He giggled with happiness.

I wanted her so much. She was so evil just like me. And if we joined forces, we could conquer this Equestria two fold. When I saw her during her eternal night, I only saw her in my stone prison. I can see what she does and she was good at it. But you ponies ruined it. You turned her into a normal princess again and my soul will always be connected to her evil form. Especially on Nightmare Night.

"Why are you in love with Princess Luna?" Rainbow insulted.

"Why don't you know anything about love!?" He cried without tears.

"That would just be awkward!" She shouted.

He sighed, But since you ponies ruined my love, I seek out my revenge because of it. But you will only hallucinate me. Saying that I'm an idiot and always insulting me but I got that love with that evil princess.

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Everything was silent, until Owlowiscious broke the silence with a 'hoo' sound. Rainbow was staring at Discord for a moment. Everything is starting to get awkward.

"That's it? That's your story?"

"Yes, that's my damn story...." Discord concluded.

"Oh thank Celestia you weren't conquering this land with Nightmare Moon."

"Well, one day." He said. "ONE DAY! I will make her fall in love with me. Mwahahahahahahaha! By the way, you still don't care about love. No offense."

"Well, good luck with her generation gap." She accused.

"What?" As soon as she tries to get Discord off of her mind, Nightmare Moon came into her mind.

"Oh hello, gorgeous." He said to Nightmare Moon.

"Why the hell is he in your mind?" She asked.

"Oh I don't know..." Rainbow replied.

"You better not--" As Discord attempts to tell her not to get off on her mind, Rainbow immediately removed Discord off of her mind. She continued writing her story hallucinating Nightmare Moon. Now she's gonna add some some love in it. She's gonna feel awkward at writing this, especially with Nightmare Moon in her mind.

"Can I proofread thy scroll?" Nightmare Moon asked. Rainbow sighed and continued writing on the scroll.