//------------------------------// // Chapter 4 // Story: Could you repeat that? Equestria?! // by theponywiththegoldenhelm //------------------------------// Chapter 4 The part where crap is explained Beep...beep...beep. "Shut up clock." "I think he is waking." said Luna. "Ugh, what happened?" I asked "One, you scared me! Two, you scared the buck out of Queen Chrysalis" she replied "Oh, now I remember. Maybe that magic you shot at me mutated me or some shit. By the way, how long have I been out?" "Three days." "WHAT!?" "Are you sure that he does not have the ROYAL CANTERLOT TONE OF VOICE?" Celestia said as she walked in. "Perhaps, Tia, Perhaps." Luna said pondering this. "Anyway, you were saying something about mutation or something Jason?" Celestia asked "Princess Luna her computer with magic or some shit then, DUN DUN DUUUUUUUN, here I am with crazy powers. "It might have been a magic mutation. The unfocused magic mutations result in the more powerful mutants. *KNOCK* "Come on in." I said. In walked, Twilight, Applejack, and Rainbow. "That was AWSOME!" Dash yelled excitedly. "That was mighty brave." Applejack said. "How did that even work?" Twilight asked. "Yes, it was Rainbow. Yes, it was Applejack. I have magical mutations, Twilight." I said replying to them all. "Anyway, can I leave this place already?" "We signed you out partner, let's get goin'." Applejack said. "By the way, just call us Luna and Celestia. You will always welcome in Canterlot Castle." Celestia whispered in my ear. I whispered back thanks and left. Ponyville Train Station "Do you have any video games here?" I inquired. "Why do you keep asking that?" Twilight asked, obviously annoyed. "Why? Why? I'm a gamer. That's why!" I replied to this silly question. "Really?" Dash asked surprised. "You body looks more athletic than a gamer." Now is my chance. "Why? Like what you see?" I said as I raised my eyebrow. "NONONONONONO! Not like that!" Dash responded quickly and blushed a red velvet blush. Canterlot Castle "You like him, don't you Luna?" Celestia asked. "I would lie to you, but it’s true. I mean, he defended us and he hadn't know us for two days. "I could see him staring into your eyes." "I just wonder, does he feel the same about me?" Luna pondered this question while she walked to her bedroom. Carousel Boutique Rarity insisted that she makes new clothes for me. I couldn't resist. My clothes were covered in changeling blood. I wonder if Luna likes me. If I could marry her, why the hell would I need to leave. "What are you thinking about, dear?" Rarity asked "Nothing. Just wondering about stuff." I replied. All right, the measurements are done. Come back tomorrow and you clothes will be ready." "Thanks again Rarity." "You should go see Twilight. She talked to Princess Celestia and has a room ready for you." "Ok." I walked over to Twilight's place and opened the door. "Who?" asked a voice. I turned to my right to see a owl. "Is Twilight here?" I asked. "Who?" "I'll take that as a yes. Wait, did I just ask a owl a question? I must be going crazy." I said as I walked in and saw a note. Dear Jason, I had to leave because of a question I need to research on. Go up the stairs and the third door on the right is you room. See you later, Twilight Sparkle I head to my room and saw a nice blue flower in a vase on my drawers. I touched it's leaf and saw it the blue of Luna’s galaxy hair or whatever it's called. I went to bed wondering what tomorrow would bring. The next day I woke up to the sun and got out of bed. *SMASH* "FUCK!" Twilight burst thought the door "Are you ok?" Then her eyes went small. "WHO ARE YOU!?" "Uh... Earth to Twilight It’s me Jason. Don't you recognize me?" "Jason... is that you?" "What happened?" "You’re a pony." "AHAHAHAHAHAH!" Dash laughed at the top of her lungs. I walked over to Dash and said to her very calmly "I am royally pissed right now. You have 5 seconds to run before I kill you." Dash looked me in the eyes and the fiery passion to utterly murder her. She took off towards Canterlot Castle. "5...4...3...2...1" I say as I dash off at supersonic speeds after Dash. "Quoth the raven: I'MA FUCK YOU UP!" Celestia's Pov Another nice sunny day, birds are singing, nothing could ruin this."Quoth the raven:I'MA FUCK YOU UP!" Never mind. I looked out the wind to see a very scared Rainbow Dash and a VERY pissed off alicorn. The alicorn had a mane the same color as Luna's, a dark blue body, and eye's that were also similar to Luna's. "Who is that, sis?" Luna asked. "It sounds like...Jason." "SAVE ME PRINCESS CELESTIA" Dash yelled at me, obviously scared. She sped behind me sand curled up in a ball. The other alicorn flew down calmly. "AHAHAHAHAHAH" He started laughed very hard. "You honestly thought I was pissed off!" "So, you're not mad?" Dash asked sounding like Fluttershy. "I'm still mad. I just faked the 'I'ma kill you right now' bit." "Jason?" Luna asked "Yes Luna." Jason replied. Luna's wings shot up instantly. "Fuck" Luna said under her breath. "I was going to ask if you liked what you see, but your wings answered before you could." He said with a smirk. I giggled a little. Jason walked over to Luna and gave her a hugs and comfort because she was blushing a red not seen in the rainbow. Jason's Pov I can't believe that I'm hugging Luna. My heart just exploded. The blush in her cheeks was still pronounced, but slowly faded. "Hey Luna, didn't you zap a computer to bring me here, and you were in the game, do you have video games?" Luna's eyes lit up and said "Follow me." She brought me to her room. It had two computers, PS3, XBOX360, and games piled up to the ceiling. "I think I just died and went to gamer heaven." I said amazed. Luna giggled. "How do I put this?" Luna said shyly "Put what?" I asked. "When you were astounded my room, I scanned your body to see what caused your transformation. I do not know what caused it, but unfortunately..." "Unfortunately what?!" "...your transformation is permanent." "WHAT!?" I flung Luna into her bed with my voice. Holy shit. "What's going on?" Celestia asked while she walked over to Luna's room. "Watch this." I whispered. Celestia opened the door. I yelled in her face. "FUS RO DAH!" Celestia flew across the hallway, through a door, into her room. "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH" Luna laughed so hard she couldn't breathe. "Come on, lets play some TF2!"