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// Chapter 2 
// Story: Could you repeat that? Equestria?! 
// by theponywiththegoldenhelm 
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Chapter 2
MEDIC! I Require Assistance!
“FYI, Your Dead and Trolldier.  Shall we destroy them?" The bat winged stallion simply nodded his head.  I picked soldier and he picked scout. The other players picked medic and heavy. “Should be easy.” Then, death, death, and a little more death. “I am royally angry.” I said holding back. “I got to go, see you later Princess.” said my guard. One he left, I flipped out and shot the computer with a magic outburst. I stopped for a second “Well… crap.”
Ow, my face, ow. “Can I get the plate number of that truck?” “It’s awake Tia!” said some voice, sounding female. “Tia, I don’t know no Tia.” I said as I opened my eyes.  Standing in front of me was a pony. It had wings… and a horn. It was beautiful dark and light blue colors. I could dive into those eyes. Wait, what the fuck?! Brain stop thinking those things right NOW! “Uh… Hello?” “THOU SHALL ADDRESS ME AS THOU’S PRINCESS!” She yelled. I’m surprised she can’t shatter glass this that volume. “I don’t know about you, but I just freakin’ fell in from another dimension after I owned some people in Team Fortress 2. Cut me some slack will ya!” “What, what is your name on Steam?” she asked wondering. “It’s FYI, Your Dead. Why?” “I might be the reason you’re here.” she chuckled nervously. “WHAT!?!?” I yelled with a voice that could rival her’s.
“What’s all the noise about Luna?”  It was another one of those ponies walked in but she was white. “Who is this? Did you get that lonely to summon somepony else to play with you?” “SHUT UP!!!!” The blue pony and I yelled at her. “Who are you anyway?” “The name’s Jones and where the fuck am I?” “You are in Equestria.” I pointed to the blue one and said “I blame her.” “What did I do?!” “You brought me here! I fell outta the sky because of you!” “Hey! It’s my job to argue with my sister, not you!” The white one said. “Speaking of which, what’s you name!?” “I am Princess Celestia and the one to the right of you is my sister, Princess Luna.” “So, care to explain how you sister managed to get me here?”
“Princess Celestia, your student and her friends are here to see you.”  a guard put simply. “Send her in.”  Then, from down the hallway I hear this “What do ya think Celestia wanted us here?” said one with a southern accent. “I don’t know, but it sounded like a small problem.” I got off the floor and whispered in Celestia’s ear “This is a small problem?! Helping a human get back to his own dimension!? I don’t wanna know what a big problem is.” She giggled a little. Then six ponies more ponies walked in. Two had just horns, two with just wings, and two with nether. They were all different colors. White, purple, orange, pink, cyan, and yellow. “What’s the problem…” is all the purple one could get out. “Not such a small problem now eh?” I said.