WHATS GOING OOOOOOON!!!!!
You start chuckling.
All this runing, training, fear of being raped by little purple pony. when the epic fight is about to begin some god damn dragon and group of ponies comes out of nowhere and take her down.
Your chuckling has transformed to full laugh. all the ponies are watching you in concern except the pink one is laughing with you.
They took her down, but not because they wanted to save you. they want you just like Twilight.
Your laughing stops and paranoia sets in.
Next they are going to put you in straight jacket and then-.
You can feel cold sweat starting to drip.
"Hey are ya all right? did she hurt ya?"
You didn't notice, but Applejack had come near you. When you notice her being so close, your eyes widen and small scream leaves your mouth.
"stay back! all of you! I'm not going to get raped! not today, not ever!"
All of them stop and look at you with wide eyes.
Now they are distracted
You start running towarads the way they came.
You're still trying to process what in the name of all that is holy just happened. You were just about to go apesh*t and take out Twilight when suddenly these five other ponies, all of whom you recognize, and one kind of large lizard thing (you still think it's a baby dragon for whatever reason) came out of friggin nowhere and took her down, disabled her magic, and put her in a straight jacket, and now Fluttershy and Applejack are on top of her pinning her to the ground. Fluttershy even has a knife to Twilight's throat.
The more your mind continues to process this, the more you start to realize just how incredibly silly this whole situation is. Here you are, in another world, attempting to run away from an insane purple unicorn who is hell bent on raping you for whatever reason, and now you just got saved from her by five other ponies and one baby dragon. It's all too much at this point, and you do the only thing your rational mind can do at this point.
You start chuckling to yourself.
It all seems just so silly now. All the running, Lyra's training (if you can even call it that) and all the fear of being Twilight's sex slave... And then when you finally pulled yourself together and worked up the guts to go and confront her yourself, five ponies and a god damned dragon come out of nowhere and take her down for you.
As all this runs through your mind again, your chuckling transforms into full on laughter. Them moment you start to laugh, all the other ponies there turn their attention towards you. They all look at you with a mixture of concern and confusion. Well, all of them do except for the pink one, who is laughing with you. You don't pay much attention to that however.
Then suddenly, you realize something (god if you had a dollar for every time you get any kind of realization you'd be rich by this point), three of these ponies (well, one really, you're not sure about Fluttershy and the pink one just sang a song from The Rocky Horror Picture Show before another pony showed up and drove through her wall on a motorcycle, so you don't know what to think about her) tried to have their way with you as well. If they are here too, then....
...
...
"LOVE MONKEY!!!!" Your thoughts are interrupted by Rarity jumping up at you and tacking you to the ground. She throws her hooves around your neck in a tight hug as you hit the ground. "I was so worried about you. I really really really was." She says to you in an attempt to sound as sweet as possible with that fake french accent of hers.
Stay hidden for now as the heat spell is still in effect and you don't want to deal with that right now, instead just watch as the others handle the crazed mare.
This really, shouldn't be happening. The effects of the heat spell should be gone by now. Lyra said it would be gone in a few days, and it's definitely been a few days since you got here, she even checked for you. In fact...
-Flashback - Earlier that day-
You stand over by one of the trees perfectly still as a magical scanning beam... of sorts... comes out from Lyra's horn and begins to pass over you. After about three swipes through you, it disappears and she looks up at you smiling.
"Well, congratulations," she says to you. "You are now completely heat free."
"So the heat spell is gone?" you ask her just so you can be clear.
"Yes, the effects of the heat spell have worn off completely, so you shouldn't have to worry about any mares going crazy over you any more."
"You sure?" you ask her again, not entirely convinced.
"Of course, in fact..." Lyra replies as she rubs her chin with her hoof. "Hey, Bon Bon!" She then turns and calls out to her marefriend. After a few moments, Bon Bon walks up right next to Lyra.
"What is it Lyra?" she asks her.
"Smell [insert name here] here and tell me what you think." At that, Bon Bon just looks at Lyra with an expression that is pretty much the epitome of "what?" After a moment she then turns to look at you, then back to her marefriend, then back to you, then back at her marefriend, then back to you. You have to admit, you are a little weirded out by that request yourself, but since pony heat seems to be based on smell, it does actually make sense for her to smell you.
"Okay," Bon Bon said after she finished contemplating Lyra's request. She then walked right up to you, which due to her height was right at chest level with you, and starts sniffing you. You stand there for a moment and just let her do her thing. She stands in front of you for a few moments, then she circles around you and keeps sniffing.
"Well..." Lyra asks her as she gets back in front of you again.
"Well I don't know about you," Bon Bon began to say. "But you smell like you desperately need a shower." While under normal circumstances you would be a little insulted by such a comment, now it comes as the best thing you've heard since you got here. Well, almost. You don't smell of heat anymore, that's one problem taken care of.
"YES!" Lyra shouts out in triumph. You're not sure why the triumph is necessary for this. "Told ya you don't smell of heat."
Bon Bon's words do stay with you for a moment though. She's right you know. You really do need a shower.
-Back to the present-
Since you are now in passive mode, channel your inner Daemon Prince and prepare to fight should the spell still be active.
You would like to do that, but you don't really think that would be a good idea. You don't want to start channeling a character like that, especially with all of these ponies around. Plus, Rarity's tackle shot you right back into active mode, so no switching out characters, at least not yet.
It should also be noted that even though you are "channeling" these characters, all you're really doing is taking cues from them when you decide to do things. You don't get their skills, abilities, or attributes. The best example of this was when you tried to hulk out and destroy the table the pink pony tried you to when you were channeling Alex Louise Armstrong earlier and you just couldn't do it. Really, all this does is help you decide how you should go about things, both in and out of combat.
Also it might be wiser to wait until you are safe from any and all danger before switching out characters again.
"RARITY GET OFF HIM!!!" You hear Twilight yell at you as you lay on the ground.
Rarity then smells you and gets a whiff of your scent. You then watch as her eyes shoot back open.
Solid Snake pops out of the Hind Helicopter where he watched the whole fight and yells down to you: "YOUR STILL NOT ANYWHERE NEAR AS COOL AS ME!!!" He then ducks down inside the helicopter and it takes off again. At least he didn't throw any rude hand gestures at you this time.
You look past her eyes and up at the sky to see something dark in color fly across the sky. Since it's night, you can't really tell what it is. You think you can hear the sound of helicopter blades, but it's too far away, you can't tell. You also think you can see something standing on top of you.
It's too far away to tell, but Solid Snake has popped open the cockpit of the hind he's in and is shouting "YOU'RE STILL NOT ANYWHERE NEAR AS COOL AS ME MOTHERBUCKER!!!" while standing on the edge of the cockpit. That's kind of dangerous. After he's done, he ducks back down as the helicopter flies away. At least he didn't do any rude gestures this time.
Unfortunately, that was all too far away for you to see or hear.
Get Lyra and her friends from the cave then head to ponyville once there get the unicorns to open a portal back to earth
"[INSERT NAME HERE]!!!" You hear Lyra's voice yell from the entrance to the cave. Her voice echoes because of it cave.
Rarity then turns her head to look right at you, only to see that your knife is at her throat. You thank for inner Solid Snake for that.
"Oh," Rarity says as she notices it. Then suddenly, Applejack walks up and pulls Rarity off of you. Luckily for her, your knife doesn't touch her.
"Gosh darn it, Rar!" Applejack practically yells as she throws Rarity off you. "That guy's been runnin like a madpony all week cause of Twilight and now that we finally found him ya wanna jump him exactly like Twilight did! Shame on you!"
"Yeah, shame on you!" the pink pony says. "If the human wanted to you to bounce on his poley of polies, then he would have let you do it when he had the chance." Everyone's eyes, including yours, fell on her the moment those words left her mouth.
"Pinkie..." Rainbow Dash said. "How do you know abou-"
"Because the plot says so," the pink pony replies as she looks up at the hovering Rainbow Dash with the biggest grin possible. You all pretty much agree to ignore what she said even though none of you say anything.
Raity just moves aside as Applejack walks over to you and extends her hoof. Since she has been the only sane one you've known among these ponies here, you begrudgingly take it and she helps pull you back up.
You notice the baby dragon thing glaring at you like you've done something that royally pissed him off within the last couple seconds. You leave it alone for now though, something tells you that you don't want to piss this guy off. You just let Applejack pull you back up to sitting position and then get back on your feet yourself.
You get back up on your feet just in time to see Lyra, Bon Bon, Berry Punch, and Minuette all running out of the cave and right to you.
"OH THANK CELESTIA YOU'RE OKAY!!!" Lyra practically screams as she runs up to you. Unlike Rarity though, she has the decency not to tackle you to the ground. Though you would have allowed it if it was from her. "We all heard the screaming so we ran out here as quickly as we could. I knew you could do it! I just knew you could!" She says to you as she stars hopping up and down. Bon Bon and the others don't say anything, but instead just look up at you with smiles.
"So, it looks like you're okay," Bon Bon says as she walks up to you. "You haven't been raped, so..."
Twirl and then sheathe your knife like a G, then walk over to the group for a proper explanation on this situation.
"Yeah," you reply to her as you twirl your knife around in your hands and then sheath it. You feel like a G as you do that. "Thank's to these guys." You look over towards Applejack and the other ponies as you say that. "Now, if it's all the same to you guys," you say as you walk past Lyra and Bon Bon right up to them.
You then take in a deep breath, and say...
Approach Applejack - the only one of the group that hasn't put the moves on you yet - and ask for a calm, rational explanation for all of this. Keep the knife in hand, though, just in case the heat spell is still active and they all suddenly become overcome by the urge to gangbang you.
You act casual and say "Great now... pause for affect... WHAT IN THE NAME OF A GREEK GOD ARE YOU GOING TO DO TO ME NOW!!!"
Do the most sensible thing possible. Walk up to them, inhale deeply and then calmly tell them "EVERYONE CHILL THE FUCK OUT AND EXPLAIN TO ME WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?!"
*Walks up to the group*
Human: Now will somebody that's not crazy tell me what the hell is going on here already?!
Ask "Just what the fuck is going on? I was about to go apeshit and beat her ass until you five showed up and restrained her! What the Fuck!?"
WHATS GOING OOOOOOON!!!!!
i agree wit him
"WHAT IN THE NAME OF ZEUS IS GOING ON!!!???" you shout at the top of your lungs at all of them. This has gone on long enough as it is, you think it's about time you're given a proper explanation.
Applejack and all the others just stare unblinking at you for a few moments, as you did just yell right in their faces.
"Well..." Applejack finally begins to say as she rubs the back of her head. "After yah left the farm we all saw how Twilight was goin crazier than a mad bull at a rodeo and decided that we should probably do somethin about it before she hurt yah or did something stupid."
"SOMETHING STUPID!!!" All of you, including Lyra, Bon Bon, Berry Punch, and Minuette, all turn to face Twilight, who is still pinned down on the ground.
Just incase she breaks free get ready to do this:[youtube=http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BGCMfprPJoA]
Thank god Fluttershy is still on top of her with the knife to her throat, you don't think she'll be getting free anytime soon.
"Now, then, Twilight. Explain."
"YOU ALL ARE BUCKING STUPID FOR KEEPING HIM FROM ME!!!" Twilight keeps shouting. "I NEED HIM!!! I NEED HIM SO I CAN MAKE A CENTAUR AND-"
"Wait!" Lyra say as she walks up to her. "That's what you wanted? You wanted to have sex with a human so you could make a centaur?"
"YES!!!" Twilight screamed back at her. "I NEED A CENTAUR TO-"
"You know that a centaur is just a human crossed with an pony right? They're not special at all."
"Then by that logic," Rarity chimed in. "Why do YOU have to be it's mother?"
"Yeah," Rainbow Dash said. "If you need somepony to be some strange animal's mother, then wouldn't Fluttershy be better at that than anypony else?" You watch as Fluttershy's face figuratively catches fire the moment those words hit her ears.
"Oh... my..." is all she says. Thankfully, she doesn't let the knife fall from her grip at all due to the embarrassment. You also notice in your peripheral vision that the little dragon guy is glaring at you again. Something tells you you'll have to deal with that later.
"BECAUSE I'M THE ELEMENT OF MAGIC!!!" Twilight keeps screaming. "I HAVE THE BEST MAGIC POTENTIAL OF ANYPONY IN EQUESTRIA! SO I HAVE TO-"
"You know that centaurs don't have any magic potential right?" Lyra says to Twilight before she can finish. Then, against all odds, you can swear you felt the fabric of reality break for a second. You see Twilight break. You watch as something appears to break within her. She stops yelling and her pupil (the one that you can see) shrinks down to the size of an amoeba.
"What..." is all she says in a (for the first time you're hearing it) rather weak voice.
"Centaur can't use any type of magic because of their human DNA. Every species of pony here has some type of magic, hell, even earth ponies have some form of magic, but humans can't use magic at all." Lyra begins to explain. "And since a centaur is a hybrid of humans and ponies, because of their human side they don't have any magic potential either. They don't even have earth pony magic. Sure, they were a proud race of warriors, but they had to be. When you're a race without any ability to use magic whatsoever, you sort of have to make do with what you got."
Twilight doesn't say anything in response to that. She just looks back up at Lyra with the same broken expression as before. All the other ponies were staring at her too, though they seemed much more confused than anything else.
"What?" Lyra said to them. "I study humans. Of course I would know what a centaur is."
"Don't challenge Lyra when it comes to humans," Bon Bon said as she walked over to her marefriend and put a hoof around her. "She knows everything there is to know about them." Lyra just laughed nervously at that and rubbed the back of her head.
At that, everyone fell silent, even Twilight. No one said a word for several moments, not even you.
Eventually, someone did break the silence, it was the little dragon guy.
"Let's just get home," he said as he walked over towards Twilight. "It's getting late, and I'm really tired of running around." Then, against all odds, and despite his size, the little guy managed to pick up Twilight and threw him over his back. Fluttershy got off of her just as Spike approached. He then started to walk back towards town, away from all the others.
"Wait up, Spike, let me get her for ya," Rainbow Dash said as she tried to fly over to him and help.
"I got it," was all he said as he kept walking. Apparently, his name was Spike. You make a note of this.
"Ah gotta agree," said Applejack with a yawn. "Ah don't even know what time it is."
"I concur," Rarity. "I have been running about for far to long today and I really do need my beauty sleep."
All of you pretty much ignore her.
"Where you gotta go?" Minuette then asks you. "You certainly can't sleep out here in the forest."
"You can come home with us," Lyra said as she walked back over to you with Bon Bon next to her. "We stuck together this long, why not one more night."
"Yeah, we'd be glad to have you," Bon Bon said.
"Now wait just a darn minute," Applejack said as she walked up. "He still owes me for destroying mah stand." She then turns to you with a smile on her face "And they're plenty o' room at the farm."
"Nonsense Applejack," Rarity said as she walked over. "After all he's been through, I'm sure he'd like to rest in a more... shall we say... comfortable bed and a safe home." Applejack just glowered at Rarity as she said that. Rarity ignored her and just looked at you. "I know that I've been behaving... well let's be honest here... monstrously unbecoming, since you've been here, but my home is open to you."
"Um..." you can barely hear as Fluttershy walks over. "If it's all the same..." she says as she looks up at you through her mane. The ten inch knives she was carrying were still in her wings. You think it's kind of weird to see a creature as adorable as her carrying those around. Kind of frighting really. "I can offer you a place to stay as well... that is, if you don't mind."
You really don't know what to say. Now, four different ponies are offering you a place to stay for the night, two of which have tried to make advances on you already. You really want to ask about getting home, but after all that's happened, you think a good night's rest might be worth it first.
So, whose house are you going to sleep at for the night?
What do you do?
