It was 7:30 P.M. & a certain dynamic duo was heading home after one of Pinkie Pie signature parties went array, but hey, that chimera was asking for a whooping! I specifically asked for a sandwhich with Nutella in it, but instead, he gave me Celestia Damned peanut butter and man, do I hate the taste of peanut butter, yet, even though he knew I hated it, he gave it to me anyway, so I gave him a beating! He wont be working in food service ever again! Any who, Twilight & Spike were almost home, but that's when a naga attacked!
*Hissssss* "Hello, I'm Spit Feng, I was hired by Trixie to kill you Twilight!" He said, trying to strike her! But that's when she conjured a magic sheild blocking his attack, then Spike punche hid face! Spit Feng tried spitting venom, but it got evaporated when Spike retaliated with his fire breath! Spike dodged Spit Feng's right hook & countered with a punch that mirrored Popeye the Sailor's punch! Apparently Spit Feng was not too bright due to the fact that he forgot dragons have thick scales & tried to inject poison into him, to no avail, causing his fangs to snap off!
"Ah! Son of a bitch!" Cried Spit Feng!
Now it was Spike's chance to finish him! That's when Spike got tripped up by Spit Feng's tail! Then Spit Feng tried to use his broken off fangs like daggers & stab Spike in the eyes as he tried to coil him! That's when..."Full Tank Gun!" *BANG*
Then Spit Feng dropped his fangs, stopped coiling Spike, allowing him to escape, and also fall down!
"TWILIGHT" Yelled 5 familiar voices! It was the other 5 of the mane 6 and they all ran to her side & watched as Spike wailed on Spit Feng!
"Argh! I'm not going down you here?" Said Spit Feng in pain!
"Hey, over here" said an unknown figure!
"Who are you & for that matter, what are you?" Asked Fluttershy.
"Doesn't matter now, quick, insert these keys into this weapon I'm pulling out!"
Then he pulled out a weapon that looked so very familiar if you've watched the japanese T.V. show: Pirate Squadron Gokaiger!
"Gokai Galleon Buster! Now, insert the keys!" he said!
Then all 6 of them inserted the keys
"RED CHARGE!" "RISING STRIKE!"
Then the blast hit Spit Feng!
"Y-you may have beaten me, but my master will rule the world, ALL HAIL CHRYSALIS!!!" Which was all he could say before blowing up!
"Hey dude, than-" when he turned his back, the unknown figured mysteriously vanished like how Pinkie usually does!
"Where did he go?" Thought all 7 of them!
"Hey girls, wanna have a slumber party at the library?" Twilight asked, but we all knew the answer to that!
So anyway, after reading about inviting boys to her slumber party, the Mane 6 had their ways with the teenage dragon! He was so so happy to share 'that' kind of moment with Rarity & Twilight! It looked akward when Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash & Spike where having a mid-air threesome, but anyway, Pinkie & Applejack went last! After the slumber party ended, the teenage dragon was sharing the bed with all 6 of them! He was so happy that they were all alive, but then he wondered...
"Who was that? Me & Twilight would've been gonners if he hadn't saved us just in time!"
Meanwhile in an evil & very expensive castle...
"DAMN, DAMN, DAMN!" Yelled a familiar voice! " Trixie was so sure that he would kill her"
"Calm down you pony, It's my turn now & my employee better kill Rainbow Dash" said another familiar voice
"Spike, you are dead meat" Thought to by someone else familiar!
"Calm down everypony, we'll all get are revenge soon enough" said another familiar voice as she cackled!
Meanwhile on the top of town hall...
"He was right, an evil wind is coming to ruin this peace that all the ponies know & love!" Said the unknown figure "But I'll be the one to stop it!"
End of 1st Chapter!