Paradox watched as the guard charged into the room. He smiled and jumped up onto his bed, holding the pole out before him.
"Stay back, evil spawn of something evil!" He roared.
The guard shoved the piles of scrap away and cautiously approached the creature.
"Just... shut up," he fumed. "I don't know what kind of game you are playing, but I'm not going to-"
Paradox raised his hand to silence the guard and cupped his ear. "Wait? Did you hear that?"
The guard's eye twitched, "Hear what?"
Paradox smiled, "Listen!"
"What am I trying to hear?"
"Hey, listen!"
With a blood lust roar, the guard charged at the creature and tackled the creature. Paradox gasped out as his broken and cracked ribs collapsed in, causing a rebirth of pain in his chest. He tried to push the guard away, but the guards momentum pushed them both off the bed and through the note-covered window.
The two of them fell out of the room along with a shower of broken glass.