Derpy entered the post office and headed to the counter.
"Hiya." said Derpy.
The pony at the counter looked at her.
"Hi?"
"Guess what?" asked Derpy.
The pony sighed. "What?"
"I have..." Derpy closed her eyes and giggled. "a JOB."
"A job?" asked the pony "You don't say."
"Oh, I do say." said Derpy.
"What is it?"
"I deliver... mail." said Derpy, a huge smile formed on her face
The pony stared at Derpy who just smiled back.
"So, Derpy?" asked the pony.
"Uh-huh?" asked Derpy, not breaking her smile.
"You deliver mail?"
"Uh-huh."
"What time?"
"10:30."
"At night?" asked the pony.
"Nah." said Derpy. "In the morning. Why?"
"You're late."
"Oh, no!" yelled Derpy, zipping passed the counter and into the back room.
A pegasus stood near the door, looking at her watch. She looked up when Derpy burst through the door.
"You made it." she said.
"Sorry, I'm late." said Derpy. "My alarm clock... uh... malfunctioned."
"Right." said the pegasus. "Now, let's get down to business."
"I'm ready."
"I'm going to ask you a series of questions and I want you to give me your best answer."
"Yes, ma'am." said Derpy.
"Right. Anyways..." said the pegasus. "First question... If you're given an address that you don't know the location of, what do you do?"
"S-s-s-s-skip it." said Derpy confidently.
"Wrong." said the pegasus.
"Dang." said Derpy softly.
"You ask one your co-workers or around town. The mail must be delivered on time. Second question... you're about to deliver a package but something seems suspicious about it. Do you open it to make sure it's safe?"
"Of course not." said Derpy.
"Very good." said the pegasus. "You--"
"I'm not gonna open a suspicious package. It could be a bomb or something."
"So what do you do?"
"Throw it down the deepest hole I find."
The pony sighed. "No, Derpy. You report it."
"Oh, right."
"Next question... if you're on your way to an address and you se something cool, do you stop to check it out?"
"Nope." said Derpy.
"Very g--"
"Unless it's really, really cool." said Derpy.
The pegasus performed the pony version of a face-palm.