May 13
Dear Daring,
It’s been what, a month since you left? Whatever. It’s kinda boring around here without you. Flight school stinks. Fluttershy is here, so I guess that makes it better. Won’t be bored alone. That’s a plus. Mom and dad always go on about how they miss you and all that sappy junk. Fluttershy too. Gross. (She says hi.)
Haven’t heard from you in a bit. Life as an adventurer must be pretty awesome, huh? Do you fight pirates and explore and explore old caves and stuff yet? Do they have secret doors that open a lava pit under you? Good thing you can fly, huh? You’d look like a featherless chicken if you fell in! Heh, my sister the chicken… Then you can be my sidekick! I can see it now. Rainbow and her pet chicken! One night only! Get your tickets now! The Wonderbolts will think that I’m awesome for training a featherless chicken to fly, and they’ll ask me to join. It’ll be awesome!
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Guess life is more fun for you than me right now. Same old, same old. Wake up. Eat breakfast. Meet up with Fluttershy. Go to classes and stuff. Come home. Do homework. (Not really. Too cool for that. But don’t tell mom and dad that! They’ll flip!) Sleep. Repeat. It’s boring. Now that you’re gone, I can’t pull a bunch of the pranks that I wanted to do. How awesome would it be if you dressed up as me and we freaked the school out? Think about it! I’d show up, do something, then you would and confuse everyone! It’d be great! I’d be in two places at the same time, and it everyone would go crazy. We really need to try this when you get back.
That’s about it. Nothing else has really happened. Just the usual.
Oh yeah! I almost forgot! We’re getting a new kid or something. Get this, she’s supposed to be a griffin! Can’t wait to see what she’s made of… Maybe she’ll even be as cool as me! She’s probably not faster. Or as cool. But we can’t all be as cool as Rainbow Dash! But still, it’d be awesome if I had a griffin for a friend. What do you think they eat? Do they even like ponies? How fast are they? Guess we’ll find out!
Your sis,
Rainbow Dash
P.S. Maybe I do miss you too… But barely! Don’t get any funny ideas! Shut up!
P.P.S. Why is it called PS? What does that even stand for? I remember mom said it once, but why are there so many stupid Ps!? You should know. You’re an egghead like that.