//------------------------------// // Vodka In the Punch // Story: The Heroes's FoalHood // by superfunnelc //------------------------------// *3 months after the Philomena incident* "Alright, the buys are fed, changed, and bathed now all we have to do is to put them to bed." Said Drift putting a pair of pajamas with moon patterns on Hercules while Celestia did the same thing with SeaBreeze. "It was nice for Luna to knit these pajamas for the boys." Said Celestia putting SeaBreeze in his crib. "I know, she didn't have to do it, but she is nice like that." Said Drift putting Hercules in his crib. "You, know the Grand Galloping Gala is coming up and-." Said Celestia before being cut off by Drift. "Yea, yea, and you want me to watch the boys." Said Drift "Not after what happened last time, and plus the will be 3 times the amount of foals, so Luna will be watching them, and I was thinking of choosing you as the winner for the dance with the princess contest." Said Luna. "3 Times the foals?" Drift said. "Yes, some friends are cashing in some favors. Lets see there is Captain Brave-Hoof is bringing his son Razor Graze, Orion is bringing his daughter Twilight, Wall-Flower is bringing his daughter Flutter-Shy, and Post Stamp is bringing his daughter Ditzy Doo." Said Celestia. "What are the favors they are cashing in." Asked Drift. "Captain Brave-Hoof set up the nursery, Orion set up the magic shield, Wall-Flower set up the elevator, and Post-Stamp brought all of the furniture for the nursery. They all wanted the same thing in exchange invites to the Grand Galloping Gala, and free babysitting service for the night, so that's about it." Said Celestia. "You hear that you guys you are going to have some friends to play with soon." Said Drift looking at his sons as they fell asleep smiling at the news. "Good night Drift." Said Celestia as she kissed Drift and walking into the elevator and pushing the up button. "Yea good night to you too dear." Said Drift as he went to bed. *3 days later at the night of the Grand Galloping Gala* "Looks like the Captain is the first one to arrive." Said Drift as the elevator opened and Capt. Brave-Hoofs stepped out pushing a stroller with a white and red Pegasuses foal in black clothes. "Hey cap how are you tonight?" Said Drift. "Can't complain." Said Brave-Hoofs as he set his son down. "Hey guys whats up?" Said Graze in baby language as he crawled over to SeaBreeze and Hercules. "Not too bad." Said Hercules "Same here." Said SeaBreeze. "That is nice." Said Graze. "Hey guys guess what." Said SeaBreeze. "What?" Said Hercules, and Graze. "I heard our parents saying that some fillies are coming over soon." Said SeaBreeze. "Are you serious?" Said Graze surprised. "Nope, and it looks like they are here." Said SeaBreeze as the elevator doors opened and 3 stallions pushing strollers walked in. "Hey Orion, Wall-Flower, Post-Stamp. How have you guys been?" Said Drift. "We've been pretty good so far tonight." Said Orion as he and the 2 other stallions unbuckled their daughters, and placed them on the ground. "Just so you guys know we only had one extra crib, so we had to double up, me and Celestia made a wheel to decide which foal was in which crib. SeaBreeze, and Hercules hate to not sleep in their cribs, once we put them in each others cribs to see what would happen, and they just would not stop crying so we just put them back in their own crib and they quieted right down. Alright down here are the sleeping arrangements Flutter-Shy is sleeping with Sea-Breeze, Twilight is sleeping with Hercules, and Ditzy is sleeping with Graze. Now we spun the wheel at least 20 times and always got that combination. Do any of you have a problem with the current sleeping arrangements?" Said Drift. "No we are fine with it." Said Post-Stamp. "Alright then, Luna we are leaving now I trust that you will guard these foals with your life, understood." Said Drift. "Sure Drift I will guard them as if they were my own." Said Luna "Alright guys let's go." Said Drift as his group moved towards the elevator, a yellow object latched onto Wall-Flower's leg and started to cry. "It's okay Flutter-Shy Daddy is just going to be gone for a few hours so there is nothing to worry about okay, and look you even have some new friends to play with. Do you understand?" Said Wall-Flower picking Flutter-Shy up and placing her in the group of foals currently playing blocks, Flutter-Shy then looked up to her father and nodded in reply. "Good now you play with your new friends, and remember I love you." Said Wall-Flower as he kissed her on the head and went off to go get his date for the evening along with the other fathers. "Hey, what's your name?" Asked SeaBreeze to Flutter-Shy who was currently hiding behind a teddy bear. "Flutter-Shy." Replied Flutter-Shy in a barley audible tone. "It's okay you got nothing to fear from us, especially with that pretty little face of yours." Said SeaBreeze as Flutter-Shy came out from behind the teddy bear and over to the group blushing. "My Name is Flutter-Shy." Said Flutter-Shy. "My name is Ditzy Doo, but you can just call me Ditzy." Said Ditzy. "My name is Twilight Sparkle, but you can call me Twilight." Said Twilight. "My name is SeaBreeze, this is my brother Hercules, and this is Razor Graze, but we just call him Graze." Said SeaBreeze pointing to each of the colts that he introduced. "Alright then now that introductions are over. Graze did you get the plans from your dad's office." Said SeaBreeze " Yup." Said Graze holding up a copy of the castle floor plans. "Good, Hercules did you get the socks, and the romance novel from dad's room?" Said SeaBreeze. "Yes." Said Hercules holding up some socks, and a romance novel called Ever Free Love "Double good, alright. Would you fillies like a part of this awesome prank?" said SeaBreeze. "We would love to. Right girls." Said Ditzy. "Sure, why not." Said Twilight "Um, I don't know." Said Flutter-Shy. "I take your um as a yes. Aright ponies listen up operation Vodka In The Punch starts in ten minutes, if you have to go, go now, if you are hungry cry now because once the operation is in effect there is no going back unless we are caught, understand." Said SeaBreeze "Sir, yes Sir." Said Hercules, and Graze *After ten minutes, 5 diaper changes, and 6 bottles the operation is ready to begin* "Alright, Hercules just like we rehearsed." Said SeaBreeze as a stink filled the air. "Hercules, did you just make a stinky?" Said Luna picking Hercules and bringing him to the changing table, when Hercules jumped off of the table and started to run around. "Go,go,go!" Said SeaBreeze, as he and Graze planted the socks, and the romance novel on Luna's chair, just as Luna caught Hercules with her magic. "Got ya, you little stinker." Said Luna as she brought Hercules back to the changing table, changed him, and then set him down, as she returned to her chair she saw the socks, and the romance novel. "Socks, romance novel. No Luna you must watch the foals.Wait, is that Ever-free Love I must read it!" Said Luna as she started to read the book religiously. "Stage one complete." Said SeaBreeze. "Now all we have to do is get outside, in order to begin stage 2 correct?" Said Graze. "Correct, now watch." Said SeaBreeze as he flapped his wings a few times and slowly flew up and pressed the button, and the doors opened, as the group stepped in to the elevator, SeaBreeze flew up again and pressed the up button. "Alright, here we go.Now the plans say that the kitchen is 2 yards away the ballroom, so it's not going to be easy."Said Graze as the elevator doors opened and the group ran out to find cover. "In here quickly!" Said SeaBreeze holding open a duct cover as the group ran in with SeaBreeze being the last one in as he shut the cover. "What is this?" asked Twilight. "Their old air ducts, these lead all around the place, even to the ballroom, and the kitchen."Said SeaBreeze turning left at a fork in the duct. Alright just a few more minutes and we should reach the kitchen." Said Graze. *3 minutes later* "Alright here we are, now Graze we are going to fly down, pick up the bottle of vodka, bring it back up here, go to the ballroom, pour the vodka into the punch, and then run back to the nursery before our Aunt Luna even knows we are gone." Said graze opening the vent over, a bottle of vodka as he and Graze swopped down grabbed it and flew back into the vents. "We got it!" Said Graze as SeaBreeze closed the vent over. "Yea, but we still have to pour this into the punch bowel, and getting to the ballroom will take 5 minutes so let's start moving." Said SeaBreeze. *5 minutes later* "Alright we're here, and it looks like everypony is distracted by the dance competition." Said SeaBreeze as he opened the vent cover. "You ready Graze?" Said SeaBreeze. "Yes sir i am ready." Replied Graze. "Good, then let's do this." Said SeaBreeze as he and Graze flew down, UN-corked the bottle of vodka, poured all of it into the punch bowel, hid the empty bottle under the table, and proceeded to fly back up into the vents. "We, did it!" Exclaimed Graze. "Now it should only take 30 seconds for the vodka to work it's charm." Said SeaBreeze as most of the crowd went over the have some punch, and almost immediately after having some most of them started to flip out, one even bounced into the gold Alicorn statue and sent it tumbling down right onto a panic stricken Prince Blue-Blood. Unfortunately Blue-blood was between the legs of the statue so it did not crush him unfortunately. "Mission successful. Let's head back to the nursery." Said Hercules. *Mean While at the nursery* " Well that was a good book, and even better socks." Said Luna putting the book down, and looking around. "Wait, where are the foals, Celestia's going to kill me." Said Luna going into the elevator and up into the garden. When she found Celestia, she was trying to figure out what the heck happened. "Let me guess, the foals got out?" Said Celestia. "Yes, they distracted me with socks, and a romance novel." Said Luna as Drift came running up with the parents of the other foals in tow. "The foals got out?" Said Wall-Flower. "Yes." Said Luna looking down at the floor. "It's okay Luna, we'll get them. Right guys?" Said Drift. "Sir, yes sir." Said the fathers. "Wait, where are the mothers?" Asked Celestia. "Currently passed out on the floor from drinking the punch, which apparently has been spiked." Said Brave-Hoof "I can only guess who did it." Said Post-Stamp. "Listen right now blame is not important what is we find them and bring them back to the nursery before our wife's wake up, and find out that we lost our foals." Said Wall-Flower. *Mean While back in the vents* "Dang it. They found out already. Alright new plan, the vents won't work anymore they will have almost all vent covers guarded, so we go out the front door and back to the garden. That sound good?" Said SeaBreeze as he lead the group to a ground level vent cover. "Sure." Said Hercules as SeaBreeze opened a vent and the group moved into a hallway, as the group of parents enter the same hallway. "Hide!" Yelled SeaBreeze as everypony, but Graze hid in a suit of armor, while Graze hid in a vase. "Now where could they be hiding?" Said Celestia. "Tia, remember those pajamas that I knitted for the boys?" Said Luna. "Yes, why?" Said Celestia. "I put a tracking charm on them, so the closer I get to them the brighter my horn glows, and the brighter the moon patterns on the pajamas glow." Said Luna as her horn began to glow brightly. "Uh, SeaBreeze why are Hercules's, and your pajamas glowing?" Said Twilight. "I don't know, I think aunt Luna must have charmed them." Said SeaBreeze as the parents began to notice the suit of armor glow brightly. "I think they are in the suit of armor." Said Drift. "No duh Sherlocke." Said Brave-Hoof as the group surrounded the suit of armor. Suddenly the vase on the other side of the hall way tipped over, and Graze ran out into another hallway. "There's Graze after him!" Shouted Drift as the group of parents charged after Graze. "I think Graze just saved us." Said Ditzy as Graze ran up to the corner of hallway near them. "Celestia caught my hoofs with her magic." Said Graze as a purple energy began to engulf him. "Don't worry buddy we will help you." Said SeaBreeze. "No it's not worth it, save your selves, leave me behind!" Said Graze dramatically. "Your right, thanks buddy we won't forget this." Said SeaBreeze as the group minus Graze ran away and into another hallway. "Wait! I was talking dramatically I didn't actually mean leave me behind. Come back!" Graze shouted as the parents walked up to him. "Well, that's one down, so 5 more to go." Said Brave-Hoof as he picked up Graze and started to walk back to the nursery with the group of parents. *3 minutes later at the nursery* "So, we just wait in the nursery for them to come to us?" Said Drift. "Pretty much, they have to come here, this "Yes, they have to come back here, this is the only safe place that they can sleep." Said Celestia as the elevator opened reveling the 5 remaining foals who just looked at the parents waiting for them. "Oh, so close." Said SeaBreeze as the parents picked up their foals and set them down next to Graze. "All of you know that what you did was wrong, and I have a good mind to put you in time out for the entire day tomorrow. But I won't since this was one of the entertaining Grand Galloping Galas of all time so I will let you off with a warning. But so help me if you pull this stunt again, I will come down on you like the wrath of me." Said Celestia as the parents put their foals into the cribs set out for them. "Good night my children." Said Celestia as she and the other parents minus Drift walked into the elevator and went up to retrieve their drunken spouses. *end of chapter* (A/N: I in no way shape or form own Razor Graze he belongs to Kill Joy, killjoy also owns the thing Graze did when he distracted the parents, yea he owns that too. PLEASE COMMENT AND RATE.)