//------------------------------// // Questionable Events // Story: Omega's Post-Humous Log // by The P Co //------------------------------// [chapter] Omega awoke to find himself in an area he did not recognize, he looked around to find only darkness, turning on his powerful visor light, he discovered that this darkness was caused by everything being colored black, no amount of light would help him manuever his way out. Suddenly, the darkness faded into redness, then to whiteness, and finally it turned into walls, ceiling and floor of various non-solid colorings, he looked around, he found a glass door leading outside to a gravel pathway, to his left was a kitchen area, where 2 homo-sapiens were conversing, one was tall and was wearing something similar to Goku from Dragon Ball, the other was normal looking, light gray hoodie and blue jeans with black shoes, the Goku garbed one held a cup of coffee, the hoodie wearing one held a small tin box labeled 'Epic Roller', they didn't pay him any mind, so he continued. He walked through an empty lobby looking room, exiting through the glass doors, he found himself on a smooth stone path, making his way along the path, he heard someone or something squeal, he recognized the voice, it was Scootaloo! He sprinted full speed along the pathway, he came upon a large building in the strange black void that surrounded the path, breaking his way through the doors, he found a strange scene. The Mane 6, Spike, Celestia, Luna, Shining Armor, Cadance, and Ditzy were all standing around chatting, he saw Xero leaning against a wall talking to RD, but in the center was a large chair with a strange man sitting in it, tickling Scootaloo's belly. "AH ha ha ha ha, S-s-stop, hee hee hee hee ha ha ha." his sister's voice had been taken over by laughter. "Alright, Omega's here anyway." the strange man said, he levitated Scootaloo down in a field of sand yellow magic, the little filly held her stomach area until her laughter subsided, she stood up after a minute, and trotted off into the small crowd. "Who are you?" Omega demanded, his Johnny Depp-like voice was lower than it usually was, his tone was threatening and he had his Dual Judgement Blades equipped. "Ah, so nice to see you found your way here, Omega, I was afraid I would have to send Gray to come and get you, though she would be more interested in finding out how all of your body is... big and strong." the strange man greeted oddly, the base of his voice was like a combination of Morgan Freeman and Chuck Norris, with a mix of Russian and Australian accents, and grammar like an English-man and a German-man, though it was odd that he was implying this 'Gray' woman was such a slut that she could handle a simple escorting task without seducing her charge, but he still kept her as a servant. "I said, who are you?" Omega repeated, not letting this strange observation cause him to falter. "Ah, right, I am Lord-P1, ruler of this land, I do not really do much with the base land, but I run a multi-verse where I experiment with various human interactions and thresholds, you are here because I decided that I would take some questions, and answer them." P1 explained, Omega finally got a good look at him, he stood 10 feet tall, with chocolate brown hair and forest green eyes, his skin was a flawless light tan caucasian, he wore a powder blue hoodie with an orange topaz gemstone zipper thing, the hood-strings were red, he wore a platinum watch on his left wrist and a strange symbol stretched from the back of his right hand up his right forearm, the right sleeve was cut to t-shirt sleeve length for aesthetic purposes, his lower body was covered by simple gray denim jeans, with brown leather kneeguards and a thigh holster on each leg, the left one held a pistol, the right one held a knife, the symbol on his hand was a six pointed star surrounded by a circle, the bottom point stretched from his hand up almost to his elbow, the star itself was made of black outlines, on his back was a pair of 15 foot long archangel wings, definately feather, though they held the color and luster of gold, he must have spent a long time on his physical appearance. "You claim you own a multiverse, only a deity could own a multiverse." Omega argued. "Well, you see, I am a deity, an archdeity at that, where as other deities gain power through masses of mindless followers, I have 74 personally created pawns, disciples, children, whatever I feel like calling them, they are heroes, with great power that I catalysted with their pasts, and they empowered me with their futures, I am an amalgamation of all of the individual powers of all of my individual creations, I am immortal, I've been doing this for almost a million years." P1 revealed. "You claim to be a deity, a pure souled god, I dare you to prove it." Omega challenged. "I see, you are one of strong will, this is why I chose you, you challenge me, knowing that I could very well be telling the truth and I could kill you where you stand, but, I will prove myself to you, I do not fear skeptics, I make them believers." P1 accepted. The brown haired man drew his gun, firing it to the right, it created a wall of diamond crystal, Omega knew there was more to this, the tall man put away his gun and drew his knife, he sliced clean through the wall of diamond. Next, he took the blade and sliced his own throat open, he pulled the flesh apart, Omega knew the purpose of this act when he realized that no blood came forth. "As you can see, not only can I still speak with my neck filleted, but I am not bleeding, and you know better than anypony present that gods do not bleed, well, I'm not bleeding." P1 said, his head to the side, the flesh was almost completely severed, he pushed his head back into place and the flesh-wound sealed itself instantaneously. "So, you are a deity, well, I'm not going to apologize because I know you don't really care." Omega accepted. "Right, I'm also the reason why you ended up in Equestria, all of the pain and pleasure you have experienced has been by my will, but this is not about me, this is about the fans." P1 revealed. "What fans?" Omega and everyone else present asked. "Look there." P1 instructed, pointing to the viewers. Everyone present, the 12 ponies, the 1 dragon, the 2 humans, and the 1 deity looked at the viewer, who was at this point probably thinking something along the lines of 'What the hell is this and you don't know what I'm thinking'. "You see, I am going to ask all of them questions, so, here are the rules." P1 started, taking over the explanatory text. Right, let's see, get some bold going on here, maybe some italics, no wait, never mind about theitalics, alright time for a list, wait, drop the bold too. Okay, here we go, the rules are: 1: the people available to ask are: Omega, any of the Mane 6, any of the CMC, any of the 3 princesses, Shining Armor or Spike. 2: you can only ask a maximum of 1 googol of questions. 3: keep it in english. 4: other than that, no rules. 5: 404, rule not found. "Right, so, get to asking, like, now, right now, ask right now, riiiiiiight now, right noooooooooow, do it, do it, DO IT, DO EET, DOOOOOO EEEEEEEET!!!" P1 insisted to you, the viewers. The chapter ends here. [/chapter] I am a ghost, so fuck your shit.