Pony Jokes for Brony Folks.

by Firebirdbtops


Continuity nods off

On a recent trip to Canterlot, Applejack decided to pick up some souvenirs for her family. Her brother was going to receive a puzzle book, where they ask you all kinds of true and false questions. Applejack could hear him eeyuping and enopeing already. Granny would get a pair of those fancy Canterlot reading glasses, because her eyesight had been fading recently, and her sister... Applebloom would get a new sponge, for shirking her chores the other day. Honestly, that filly could disappear when it came time to work. A train ride later, and the Friendship Express pulled into the Ponyville station; farmer in tow. Returning to her beloved Sweet Apple Acres, Applejack gathered her family up and divvied out the loot. The look on Applebloom's face would have been perfect to snap a picture of, but Applejack had forgotten to bring the camera. Everypony else seemed pleased, and soon Granny was using her gift to darn a few socks. However, disaster struck when she lay down in her rocking chair to take a nap. The glasses, and Granny's knitting equipment had been in the chair, and when she began to rock, they broke, causing them to poke her in the back leg. Her startled yelp alerted the rest of the family, who quickly rushed over to ask what was wrong. "I durn fell asleep, and now I got pince and needles in my leg!"