//------------------------------// // Alternative Endings 1# // Story: Humans in Equestria // by TheOwl //------------------------------// Chapter 1 Alternative ending 1# “NO WAIT!” I exclaimed “I want to meet Princess Celestia” “...Why would you want to do that. How do you even know her.” Twilight was now getting suspicious. “ Eh... you see she...stole my car keys. Yes she stole my car keys and I want them back.” Twilight was taken aback by my remark. “The princess to steal something from you? That’s impossible! Tell me how it happened.” “OH, well you see, I was pwning some noobs at Call of Duty while eating some pork when I heard some rucku-” “Pork?” Twilight interrupted me. “Sorry, what I mean was pig... NO TWILIGHT WAIT.” I said to a terrified twilight as her horn glowed. Before I could react I was zapped by her magic. *** I awoke up back in my apartment. I couldn't believe it. I just had blew my only chance at finding happiness where happiness is. I tried to bring my hand up to my face, only to see a flat blow surface hit my face. “Ow?” Taking a look at my body, I realised that I had turned into a pony!. Not those Gay ass realistic ponies, but the equestrian ponies.” “OH Shit, how the hell am I going to keep this secret from my family! Wait, wait I Just need to calm down.Yes calm down. I’m sure that I will be able to keep this secret. As long as I avoid any government agents I will be fi-” “HEY SON, there are some Government Agents from the Institute of Plot Awareness that want to see you.” I'm fucked... Chapter 2 Alternative ending 1# One thought crossed my mind to jump in the portal. Maybe, whatever was in there would be better then the shitty life I had here. And you know that, I had nothing to lose. I jumped in with out hesitation as I lost my consciousness *** I woke up with the feeling of air blowing against my body. As I opened my ey- *** Twilight inspected the gab of flesh and bones one more time before moving to the police pony to talk to him once again. “So” started the police pony “If I get this correctly you were casting some spells when you accidentally summoned the loser from story1# and then teleported him back to his own world, right?” “Yes” “Not the same loser that fell from the sky and splattered all of his guts all over the ground, right?” “Yes officer” “Thanks for the help Miss Sparkle, you can go home now, we will move the body shortly and clean up everything.” said the police pony as Miss Sparkle took her stuff and left. “Oh by the way Miss Sparkle, can you do me a favor, can you stare at this memory era- I mean Black Pen right here.” asked the police pony as Miss Sparkle took a look at the black pen. “Yes I can but why woul-” she stopped as a flash came from the pen. “Thank, you Miss Sparkle, here are the car keys you asked, you may go now.” said the police pony. Twilight Sparkle, confused as to how she got there, left without hesitation with the stolen Car keys. The police pony went back to the body, preparing to clean up the body. “Damn, this is the 235th time this happened. When will those idiots at Plot Awareness finally fix the Plot-Fandom Continuum.” said the police pony as he started cleaning up the mess. THE END Chapter 5 Alternative ending 1# Credit and thanks to Avenhand1 "Oops! I forgot to take out the Tracking Device from my Spaceship! "Oh Well, no harm done." And then the aliens came and killed us THE END