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// Pet problems 
// Story: Pony Jokes for Brony Folks. 
// by Firebirdbtops 
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	Quite Frankly was a truthful stallion. He may even have been a runner up for the element of honesty. He always spoke his mind, and acted upon whatever he said. So, when he decided that he wanted a pet, it was only a few minutes later that he had traveled to a pet store being run out of a white house. Quite Frankly asked the clerk to see the animals, in hopes of finding the perfect companion. Fortunately, there was no singing allowed in this store, because Quite Frankly had a terrible singing voice and it would have upset the prospective pets. Moving from one selection to another, Quite Frankly was not pleased. None of the animals, be they bird, fish, dog or other appealed to him. Finally, the clerk decided to bring him to the section of the store that housed a mother deer and her newborns. The new foals were extremely cute, but the mother was not for sale, because she had a hard pregnancy. Turning around to face his customer, the clerk gestured towards the animals he was about to show off and said,"Quite Frankly, my deer. I don't give the dam."