//------------------------------// // Hang ups. // Story: Pony Jokes for Brony Folks. // by Firebirdbtops //------------------------------// One day, Princess Mi Amore Cadenza and her husband Prince Shining Armor took a trip to Prance to speak to them about the important matter of Prance's entry in the upcoming Equestria Games. The Crystal Empire had been selected as the host for the games, and as the rulers of the kingdom, Cadance and Shining Armor had the duty to speak to their competitors to assure them of a fair and honest competition, as well as to be informed of the athletes attending. The young couple had not had a chance to make the acquaintance of the ruling family of Prance before, and were eager to show off their hasty language lessons in Fancy. As it turned out, the lessons were extremely helpful, as the President's wife could barely speak a word of Common Equestrian. Introductions were made, President Charlemane going first, but when it came to Shining Armor's turn, the president's wife decided to throw her coat on him. Now, Cadance is an understanding princess, and an easygoing wife, but having a strange mare toss clothing at her husband was quite outside the normal bounds of decency. As they say in Fancy, it was a faux pas, and it seriously could have damaged the relationship between the Crystal Empire and Prance. Recovering from the shock of seeing his wife disrobe for a strange stallion, the President decided to ask her what she thought she was doing to poor Shining Armor. His wife replied, "Oooh! It eez my meestake. I 'ad sought 'ees name was Shining Armoire"