I present to you my story jokes. Please bash your head against the wall responsibly.
Nearly a year after the Marzipan Marscapone Meringue Madness won the first prize at the national dessert competition, Pinkie Pie and Donut Joe met up to calmly discuss who the better baker was, and which of them was going to take the winning position in the year's rematch. Of course the quiet discussion quickly gave way to an angry argument, and the angry argument segued into a full on baker's brawl. Pinkie assaulted Joe with every cake in her arsenal, while he took swipes at her with his bear claws. It was utter chaos, and before long they were at each other's throats rolling around in the streets. Soon enough the fight had rolled into Ponyville proper, right past three fillies who were still on the lookout to find their life's talents. Wide eyed, the Cutie Mark Crusaders watched as the two pastry chefs battled each other, until Sweetie Bell decided to put a stop to the madness. Jumping on top of the two opposing ponies, she shouted at them to stop fighting with all the power of her surprisingly well developed lungs. This quickly knocked both the fight, and the ability to hear, right out of them. Donut Joe came over and shook Pinkie's hoof before leaving in deafened defeat, Later, at their clubhouse, Scootaloo congratulated Sweetie Bell on her daring move, but had to ask why she had done that as opposed to some less dangerous method of stopping the feud. Sweetie Bell smugly smiled, before having to explain to her friend that "Of the two bakers, Pie is always better when I scream on top."