"kaijinzero 
: um, yes... i have a problem. you see, im a..."contractor", and my applebloom keeps following me. for some reason, she was in insane mode when i got her out of her box, and now, she keeps messing my jobs up. can i get some help here...like now?
Riloussa
: We are sending you a portable EMP Device good for 1 use."
After deactivating the unit, kaijnzero then sent it back for a 20% refund. We delined then sent him back a Scootaloo unit deep fried and rapped in bacon.
videocrazy: Can I order one?
Riloussa: Look up on our website www.[Data Expunged due to SOPA].com/catalog
videocrazy couldn't find the website and is now still fighting against SOPA
Bronyzilla 
: Mine dosen't have a cutie mark, what a rip off!
Riloussa: *beep beep boop beep beep beep* *mumbling*
The pony secret service then sucked out his brain and gave it to the Johnsons brain dead sun. Where it lies today.
Squeaky Toy
": 1. Yell at the top of your lungs "CUTIE MARK" she will teleport out of the box then get sad."I suspect the other CMC members were originally going to be part of this, that's a Sweetie Bell model ability.
Riloussa: Yes, I'm making the Sweetie Belle right as I'm typing this, multitasking... so tired....
Riloussa then fainted and hired an assistant for more questions
Dr. Bob
I had my APPLEBLOOM help me sell some stuff at my garage sale.I'm now barricaded in the closet with her, please help. Everyone wants their refunds but my APPLEBLOOM spent the money on treesap remover...
Riloussa: Hey, thats not related to the pony unit, you should watch more Mlp : FiM and know that she is a very bad salesfilly.... so NO PIE FOR YOU!!!
They then mobbed his house and took his Applebloom
BronyRave24
okay listen, i ordered a SCOOTALOO unit and when i tried to get her out of the box, she wouldn't, i tried everything, even the RAINBOW DASH FREE FLYING LESSONS part. SHE DOSENT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT COMING OUT!
Riloussa: Oops, according to the order list we accidentally sent you kaijnzero's package of COOKED SCOOTALOO! We'll resend another Scootaloo right now
According to BronyRave24 the Cooked Scootaloo was delicous...
Balancer
Excuse me but I think my unit might have a glitch, every time it uses it's scooter it always turns left, even when I locked the steering to turn right it simply broke the handle bar....I also need to order a new scooter can I do that separately or do I need to order a whole new unit?
Riloussa: You can't ride scootaloo's scooter unless you have wings, they balance the scooter. As a solution for getting a new scooter, send the broken one under the warrenty
Just like in zelda and skyrim Balancer was mobbed by a army of scootaloo because he broke one unit's scooter. Don't fuck with scootaloo...
More to come, keep posting questions! (only on the 3 units included in this set.)