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// Panic mode  
// Story: Awakening As A Mare 
// by tvman1254 
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I slowly trotted up to the door. At this point I was no longer crazy, but I was in panic mode. Opening the door my heart was beating so fast that it didn't make a sound. 

"Is somepony the-,"BONK!!! 

DERPY TO THE RESCUE.

My vision was blurry, all I could see was a big grey blur.

"WHO ARE YOU LADY AND WHERE DID YOU HIDE MY BOYFRIEND?!?"

SLAP "OWW!"

With that the unconscious blurries left my system, and now I could see Derpy holding a frying pan in her snout and rage in her blood shot crossed eyes, and what's more she managed to tie me down to the bed. 

"Derpy it's me Speed Art," SLAP

"Yeah right, my boyfriend has a penis."

"THANK YOU FOR CAPTIONING THE FOCUS OF MY NIGHTMARE!!!"

Derpy wasn't buying it, well it's was time for me break out the heavy material.

"Your eyes are crossed because you were dropped on your head as a baby," 

"Oh my god speedy," BONK.

"Aw what the Hell," my sore face made hard to talk.

"Sorry, but you promised not to tell any one,"

"NO ONE IS HERE,"

"Oh yeah sorry,"