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// Day Ugh 
// Story: Discord's Stone Imprisonment 
// by Diamond Quill 
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 Ugh. I get turned into stone and what does Celestia give my soul? A BOOK! Well more of a journal or diary? I never knew your soul can move just like you when you're trapped in stone! What WILL I do with you dumb book thing? I KNOW! I'll plot my revenge and when some idiot pony or whatever frees me I will know exactly what to do and when to do it! Let's see I want to destroy Celestia and Luna.....rule Equestria.....yup that's about it. Now to how to do it: Find a way to destroy the Elements of Harmony FOREVER! Then Celestia/Luna will have no power and they will BOW DOWN TO THE ALL CHAOTIC DISCORD! I hope it sounds better in real life and not my head or soul or where ever this thing is or what not. Does my plan sound confusing? OH WAIT! You're a BOOK! I should really know better. Couldn't Celestia give me something else like a unlimited supply of toy E.O.H to destroy? I guess not. HUMPH! Well the thing is HOW to I destroy the E.O.H? They can't just be crushed can they? I hope so! When I get my hands on them I will throw them into the river! But something or someone may find it. I know! I'll make a unicorn SO unhappy and annoyed until she'll do anything to make whatever it is that bothers her stop! THAT might be a good idea. Maybe. What type of unicorn though? Pretty? Ugly to spare the pretty ones? Tall or short? OH! How about pretty and weak personality ONLY since she's TOO pretty but very POWERFUL magic? That will work. Right? OH! Remembered. Still a book. I wonder if my powers still work so you can write back. Let me try.

I tried and it totally did not work. How do I know? Well one is that you're not writing back. Two...I have words all over my body. I shook them off. Note to self- never cast a write back spell when one has been turned to stone. Hmmmm... if my spell bounced back then maybe a freeing spell will free me! Let me try.

Once again I tried and it did not bounce back this time. It just disappeared into the blackness. The only reason I'm writing is one- I have nothing better to do. Two- I have light, although I have no idea how Celestia and Luna did this, so yeah. That's it. What else do I want to write here? How about a nice story about how I came to be in here book? Well one day I wanted to rule all of Equestria bout silly Celestia and Lunatic Luna used the Elements of Harmony to trap me. Thats how everyone knows it I think. Well thats the short version anyway. This is ythe long thing:One day, Discord wanted to take over Equestria and cause chaos at every turn. Celestia and Luna had been studying their spells and had control over a few powerful objects called the Elements of Harmony. They used them to battle Discord. Although he waas ever so sly, Celestia was distracting him while Luna turneed him into stone. His last words were "I'll get revenge when I'm out I promise! AHHHH!" Celestia didn't turn his eyes to stone so he could watch them become Princesses. Then Princess Luna turned the Ruler of Chaos's eyes back to stone.

It was a day I will never forget. All those happy ponies... cheering for thejm like they were MEANINGFUL to them. Then they moved my statue into some sort of garden and Princess Luna sealed the rest of me up as you already know. It's just sad to think that they wuld stop me from chaos. They're just simple do-gooders. I don't care for them that much. I wonder if I will age or not. I hope not. It might take SOME time in order for everyone BUT the princesses to forget about me. Then when some clumsy or evil pony frees me I will seek REVENGE!!! HAHAHA! I think I'm tiring myself out. I don't seem to feel tired. Will all my tiredness burst out when I'm free and interrupt my free time? Princess Celestia or Luna might hear my panting and turn me to stone again! I will have to study moreabout this. Can't Celestiia have added some books for me to study with? Hmmm...maybe if I make some BOOKS appear with magic then I might be able to get away with it. I MUST try.

YES!!! IT WORKED!! I MUST study about stone imprisoment. Let's see.... AHA! It says right here:When one is trapped in stone then if they think they are tired then when they are free their tiredness will NOTburst out all of a sudden and therefore, tiredness will not build up in the soul.  HA HA AND DOUBLE HA! I am feeling so happy! I am going to study and study all the spells in the world. Then I shall become oh so really powerful that BOTH Celestia and Luna those two wicked ponies will FINALLY bow dow to the all Chaotic Discord! That is GOING ti be the life. Yeah the sweet bow down to me life. I don't know if I can hande it... JUST KIDDING! I handled it before and I can handle it again. Nothing can stop me unless... It's too horrible to think about. I'll say it...unless the Elements of Harmony go under a...a...new OWNERSHIP! That will totally be so horrible. I read that the more ownerships the Elements have been through the more powerful it will become. PLEASE DON'T LET THERE BE A NEW OWNERSHIP!! I think that I miss the chocolate rain most...NO the dancing bull cows or how about the long legged rabbits? I think I miss them all. Those were the good days when you got to be ruler of everything. I, Discord, must find a way to get out of this stone imprisonment.  I'll just get some more books.

So I found out that there is a backfire spell in my soul. Since when did that happen? Must have been Celestia again. How can she interfere with my own body? I must study more on this. Well I guess bye for today. Ugh. Imprisonment.