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// Ch. 1 A flying Pie. 
// Story: The Silent Guardian 
// by Not_available_now 
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Ch. 1 A flying Pie.

                    I open my eyes and I see… well... I see nothing. Only darkness reaches my eyes. And yes, I checked, there was nothing in on my face. First something about me: I am a 24 year old brony, I live in England, near London. Finished my high school and spent my time until now doing small jobs while looking for one in the chemical industry. I remember everything until one night when I drank a little too much. I think that I fell asleep in a bar.
            
        The talk I had with myself was interrupted when something popped up in my sight. I recognized this creature as one of the main villains of the show, you probably know which one, Doctor Who of course.

Just messing with you. The creature is composed of several other creatures it seemed, I’m talking about Discord of course. He appears before me sitting on a floating chair and looking at me through a large monocle.

“Well hello Leo. It is nice to finally meet you. As you probably not know I am frozen in stone and one of the many things I did to keep me amused was to look at your lovely planet destroy itself. It was lovely, but that pet project had to come to an end. I allowed myself to keep a smaller pet project. That project is you. I will put you in my home world to see how you would act in there. I’ll give you some things you like and some other useless stuff, like magic and other things.” Discord says to me while making a glass full of wine appear. He drinks the glass and throws the wine away.

“My name is Discord and I’m the god of chaos and you will go to Equestria and do whatever you want to do. Now let’s see what you going to get.” He says while rummaging through Leo’s backpack and grabbing random stuff and putting them into a pair of strange backpacks. “This and this and this can of tomatoes and this large pack of yodeling sausages. Ooh and this shiny stuff.” When the backpack was almost overflowing he gives it to me.

“You’ll know what to do in a few minutes. Just have some fun. And remember, Big brother is watching you.” He grins and everything got white and black and then purple and then black again.

Even as everything was fading black I hears Discord saying one last thing. “If more than one pony finds out that you are a alicorn they´ll die. O didn´t I mention that you´ll be a alicorn, don´t worry nopony will notice anything. Just don´t go near any sources of magic, that might kill you, might though. Have fun!”
 


	
 
Twilight sits in front of Celestia as Celestia casts a spell over Twilight. A very large ball of light envelopes Twilight as she floats into the air. When the light fades Twilight sports a pair of wings, slightly smaller that Luna´s.

Twilight doesn´t remain conscious for long and passes out while being held up by Celestia´s magic. “Sleep now, my Student. Destiny awaits you.” She says while floating her to a nearby bed and tugging her in.
 



As I fall through the cloud layer of what I guess would be Equestria I hold my ´arms´ in front of my eyes and look through my ´hands´ at the fast approaching ground. As stupid as I am I didn´t notice that my arms and hands weren´t that, they were legs and hooves.

I feel a large blow flow through my body as I hit the ground. I hold my head as a head-splitting headache was rising. I look around me and notice that a large hole is what I´m lying in.

“Shouldn´t that have killed me. Damn, my head, it´s killing me.” I say while looking up the hole. “Judging from the size of the hole that should´ve broken every single bone in my body. Speaking of which, why is the hole in the shape of a pony.” I said while crawling out of the hole and checking my surroundings. ‘I need to keep calm, no panic. Otherwise things will go very bad.’

There are just a few trees around me and a small dirt road and one old looking brown earth pony coming down the road pulling a small cart filled with grapes. ‘Hmm… grapes.’ I thought while walking over to the old pony.

As I walk to the other pony I manage to trip only 4 times; walking like a pony is so much harder than it looks like. It is very strange that the old pony doesn’t turn his head as a alicorn walked over to him that falls over multiple times.

When I reach the old pony and I try to speak up to him he just growls at me. “Instead of growling at me can you give me some directions for the nearest town?”

“If one of you young ponies wants to you something you have to ask it. You don’t go to the wild and find it out yourself. Every single foal has gone weak and soft and has to go crying to their momma to be nursed. You go find it out yourself. ” The grumpy old pony says to me and walks off to the nearby forest.

“Well, thank you.” I yell after the pony that was walking away. I just decide to walk the other way, towards the more open area.

I walked and walked and walked for such a long time and about 10 minutes later I see the tops of a small town pop out over the hill. ‘I wonder what town is that, I hope it’s nice. If this is an Equestria affected by fanfic than I’m quite doomed. I’ll need to find something to defend me from all the horrors and shipping, something like a STICK.’ I yell in my mind and (somehow) grab a stick.
I walk over the hill and notice that the village that I’m approaching indeed is as everyone expected Ponyville. I am gazing at the beauty, with recommended open mouth, when a large pink pony hits me in the face and makes everything go black. I just thought. ‘What the f*ck was that?’