Ross Pit: shark hunter visits equestria
part 5
“You really don’t have computers or t.v here?” Ross asked while he and Rainbow were eating lunch at a table.
“Nope.” Rainbow said.
“How do you live?” Ross said picking up a glass of water.
Suddenly the glass of water shattered.
“What the hell?” Ross said looking at it.
Suddenly out of nowhere a bunch of griffons with black feathers came over with guns.
“Griffons?” Rainbow Dash said looking confused.
“Duck!” Ross said pushing Dash away from a bullet heading straight for her.
“Were under attack!” Said a police pony.
“What could they be after?” Ross asked.
“Where is Ross Pit!” The lead griffon yelled.
“Found out what they're after.” Ross said ducking behind a table.
“Wait that voice sounded familiar.” Rainbow said taking cover.
“Where is he?!” The griffon said holding a pony up.
“Gilda!” Rainbow dash said getting up.
“Oh it’s you.” Gilda said rolling her eyes.
“What are you doing? Where'd you get the gun?” Rainbow asked.
“Isn't it obvious Rainbow.” Ross said. “clearly your pal Gilda here went to some sort of secret club thing were they try to exterminate humans in Equestria. In sed club they make you wear black and carry around weapons such as these and” Ross explained while Gilda made the coo coo signal. “And thus the have come to kill me!”
“Correct.” The griffon smiled evilly and then took out a gun.
“Tell me Gilda did ya ever see mars attacks?” Ross asked.
“What?” Gilda said confused.
“Well ya see.” Ross said taking out his gun and shooting a green ray at the griffon behind Gilda. The ray hit sed griffon and the griffon turned to a skeleton.
“You little!” Gilda shouted at Ross and took her gun out.
Ross flipped Gilda and charged for the other griffons. Ross uppercut one and kicked another. Dodging bullets he quickly took out his gun and started firing rapidly.
“Yeah bitches! I’m better then all of you!” Ross gloated.
Just then. A giant dinosaur creature came from the bushes.
“My goodness!” Ross said taking off his glasses. “It’s, GODZILLA!!!!!”
“Who?” Rainbow Dash asked.
“The king of the monsters.”
“Where is Ross Pit!” Godzilla shouted at the ponies (and few griffons) below.
“I’d recognize that stupid voice anywhere!” Ross said putting his glasses back on. “Tom, Tom, Tom. I knew I shouldn’t have shown you Godzilla king of the monsters.”
“Yeah well it was a good thing you did.” Tom chuckled.
“Says the 400 foot tall beast.”
“That's it I've had enough!” Tom shouted stomping on Ross. But when Tom lifted his foot up Ross was gone. “What? Where did he go?”
“Where did who go?” A familiar voice asked from behind.
“Ross Pit... Shark hunter.” Tom answered. “Have you seen him?”
“Did he have a hat like this?” The pony said taking his hat off.
“Yeah.”
“And glasses like this?”
“Yeah.”
“And chewed on a straw like dis?”
“Yeah that's him!”
“Never heard of him.”
“Hey wait a minute!” Tom shouted firing his nuclear breath at Ross.
“Nyaaa what's up Godzilla?” Ross said behind Tom while eating a carrot.
And in a traditional Godzilla roar Tom fired at Ross Pit.... Shark hunter.
“You have got to stop sucking!” Ross mocked Tom.
And through a series of crappy action scene Tom finally fell down. But not just on the ground on Gilda also. And blood seeped out from under Tom.
Tom changed back to his regular changeling self and Ross walked up to him saying “What I don’t understand is how and why you came to my world.”
“Well ya see I was chosen to exterminate you. I was teleported here and took the body of Tom.” Tom explained.
“But why?”
“Because you would have come into Equestria. I am actually from the future where you stop the secret club.” Tom said. “ Oh by the way- DIE!!!!!!” Tom shouted firing Ross’s gun at him. But all it did was have a flag that said bang.
“Dude. You had it set to the bang.” Ross said grabbing the gun. ‘It’s funny.” Ross fired the gun one more time and the flag shot out and hit Tom making him fly back.
“Oof!” Tom flew into some boxes. “That's not funny. That not fff...” Tom couldn’t finish his sentence and he fell down sending the blade of the flag to come out of his back. Did I mention this blade had blood on it? Well it does.
“Whew! Just like grade school.” Ross said wiping sweat off his forehead.
“So he’s dead?” Rainbow looked at the dead body.
“Yeah, most likely. I've shot several people with this and none of them have survived.” Ross coughed at the rotten stench of the changeling. “Well lets get this cleaned up.”
Later that night this happened
There was a sound in the kitchen and a crash of thunder. Waking Ross Pit up. “Who’s there?” He went over to see who it was.
“Greetings.” Said a figure wearing all red except for his eyelids.
“Who are you?” Ross Pit asked pointing his gun at him
“My name is D. I am an anti-hero.”
“And?”
“And i’m here to ask you.”
“What?” Ross said lowering his gun.
“What if I said that there was a portal to other dimensions.”
“What do you mean?”
“Tell me.” D said with a long pause. “Do you like superheros?” He finished pulling files out of his back pocket which also holds knifes.
D set the files on the kitchen table.
“Who is The Muffin Mare?”
“You will find out soon enough.” He opened up the file and there was a name that said Derpy Hooves.
The end
For now
“We shall take over Equestria.” Said a dark smoke like figure(just so y’know this isn't the figure from before).
“We have found it sir.” A creature walked into the room carrying a staff.
“Bring it here”
The creature gave the dark smoke figure the staff and ran off.
“This is the one. We shall give it to the most likely one for the job. And I know who.” He said looking over at the ponyville jail.
Ross Pit: shark hunter, will return in Equestrian Heroes.