//------------------------------// // Ultimate socks. // Story: Rarity,Rainbow Dash and SOCKS // by ru771an //------------------------------// Requesting Data link........... Data link established..... Forming....3%.....7%....45%....87%......100% DATA LINK ESTABLISHED. ROYAL EQUESTRIAN HIGH COMMAND ONLINE AND READY FOR REPORT. Receiver- Lord Commander BrightSight+Other commanders. Subject: Recent TERRORIST ATTACK in Ponyville. Report Commence. Important details in red. At 13:45 this morning, Pony came under attack from two members of the mane six. We don't know what their intentions were but it is safe to assume that this was a traitorous attack of the highest order. They came onto the streets from their base of operation's , and soon our worst fears were realised as their WMDs became apparent and soon we had a panic+ mass riot on our hands. After the initial attack in the area close to their home base. The two then expanded their Ae0 and then moved on to rest of the village. After four hours of attacks, the male population were all in comas. We believe this to be the object the two perpetrators were wearing on their hooves, codename "SOCK'S". These insurmountable incredible weapons of war allowed the two terrorist to completely pacify the local male population. We caught them eventually after using deadly force and shields to block eye contact, the two subjects now reside in Tartarus Omega security prison, where they will be bought to a biased trail and executed. The situation has been averted after a anonymous phone call tipped off 3rd Battalion, Highlands division and we successfully bought the two mares into custody by using colour blind Royal Guards. How the SOCK'S were able to be this destructive can be summed up in a number of points. 1. The two mares wearing the SOCK's were incredibly attractive and sexy females. 2. The socks were extremely well crafted. 3. Excellent use of colours made them easy to spot and easy to put the target in a coma. The effects on a Stallion were known to 3rd Battalion when we made a test run. EFFECTS. The brightness of the socks and the alluring sexiness that they and the mare's wearing presented causes extreme arousal in a male stallion. 1. Effect on the penis was too great, extreme blood loss from vital areas in order to maintain erection has been proved to be deadly. 2. Blood loss from vital areas causes the stallion to become carefree and thus try to begin mating process with the mare wearing socks, this has adverse affects on the local population as most of the target males already had marefriends or were married. This predicament has caused breakup's and split family's that number on the i impossible in any normal circumstances. 3. After a few minutes (for the stallions with the most blood or well developed bodies, most lasted 10-40seconds), blood loss will end up causing the affected male to black out. 4. However, during the black out, arousal will continue until blood rate becomes too much and ends up bringing the male into a short coma. Military Analysis. Studies have shown that the usages of socks in sexually attractive mares could prove decisive in a later war. I suggest that we take what we have from the two terrorist and use the information gathered. We can restart our struggle to global domination. Other Important information. Names of the terrorists who started the attack. Rarity Rainbow Dash. I suggest that given that these two are part of the Mane Six, we re-evaluate our security protocols and begin a immediate purge of any suspected traitors in our ranks. All hail the princesses. Commander Sprinkles. 3rd Battalion.