The Chaos Theorem: An Ordinary Life

by Grymm BlackHeart


Episode 3: The School Festival

Twilight blasted another hay dummy that resembled Discord with a blast some of her dark magic. She had learned the evil and ancient art from Princess Celestia and Princess Luna when she had turned Sombra into nothing more than fragments of rocks.
Twilight summoned forth a gigantic sword made entirely out of dark magic, took the Discord dummy and sliced it's throat, stabbed it seven times and finally stuck the blade up it's bum.
Twilight wheezed heavily as she stopped abruptly.
She turned around to come face to face with a terrified Fluttershy who was as pale as a ghost.
"Oh, hey Fluttershy." said Twilight between deep breaths, sitting down and drinking some water. "So what brings you by?" she asked.
"Oh, well I was just wondering if... well... I-I feel like you and the other's aren't really giving Discord much of a chance, you've all been so mean to him lately and I was sort of concerned..." said Fluttershy.
"Fluttershy, how many times do I have to tell you, as long as we live, Discord isn't going to get another chance. Not after what he nearly did to our friendship and especially not after he blackmailed us." said Twilight. "Just go ask Rainbow Dash, or Rarity, maybe even Applejack, they'll say the same thing." said Twilight jumping into the air and creating a shockwave of dark magic, burning all of the Discord dummy's to a crisp.
"I-I did go to Rainbow Dash, she was too busy 'practicing' on a punching bag with Discord's face on it." said Fluttershy. Fluttershy sighed and decided to go home. It had been a long day and she had tried her best, but she just couldn't convince them. She knew that Discord had some good in him, but it was just too hidden deep within his soul for everyone else to see it.

Twilight woke up the next morning bright and early. She did as she always did, took a shower got into her Ponyville High uniform and ate breakfast, as did spike, who was currently attending Ponyville Middle School.
As she was on her way to school, she noticed a flier on a nearby wall. She went over to investigate and had remembered that the Ponyville High fundraiser festival was underway in only three days. She had wondered what she would do to participate. Everyone else already knew what they would do. Rainbow Dash would be working in haunted house, Rarity and Fluttershy would be helping with painting the kid's faces and making tattoos, and everyone else had something to do. Twilight had wondered what she was going to do for the festival since Doctor Whooves mentioned it.
Her train of though was suddenly interrupted when she heard a flash behind her. She turned around to face a smiling Discord only a half inch away from her.
"Why hello there. Wonderful evening we're having aren't we?" he asked.
Twilight shrieked and nearly jumped back on her bum. "Discord! Haven't you ever heard of personal space?!" she said. Twilight gave out a long exasperated sigh as she kept walking and he joined along with her. "Anyways, what are you doing here anyways?" she asked. "I gotta keep my eye on my little play toys don't I? Plus I gotta make sure, my favorite little ponies in the whole wide world are alright." he said starting to float around her on a cloud of cotton candy.
"First of all, I'm not a pony, second of all I don't like you, none of us do, and lastly stop acting so... I don't know so weird." said Twilight.
"Ha! Asking the living embodiment of chaos and disharmony itself to stop being weird, a sort of tall order don't you think Twilight?" he said.
"Ughh, why don't you just tell me what you want and then leave me alone?" said Twilight as she approached the school.
"I'll tell you all later, at lunch." said Discord opening the door for a group of girls making them blush and closing the door on Twilight.

Twilight and the other's hadn't bothered eating lunch. Discord had announced in second period that he had something big planned for the festival and everyone should come check it out. They were all as pale as a ghost wondering what kind of cruel torment would be awaiting them
Applejack had her trademark poker face, Rainbow Dash was rocking back and forth cowering, rarity, twilight and Fluttershy were sick to their stomachs and Pinkie was off somewhere trying out desserts.
"Oh Celestia, just strike me dead and ease my suffering..." said Rainbow Dash.
"Hello ladies, wonderful afternoon we're having aren't we?" said Discord as he sat down at the lunch table next to them.
Almost instantly everypony snapped their heads towards them and started glaring at him as though he was the bane of their entire existence.
"Hehe what?" asked Discord as he took a bite out of a roll on his plate.
"What are you going to make us do at the festival?" asked Twilight narrowing her eyes at him.
"What makes you think I'm going to make you do anything? You guys are my best pals! I wouldn't do anything to-"
"Cut the bullshit and just tell us so we can get it over with." said Rainbow Dash near trembling with anger.
"Okay, so we all know that the Ponyville High School Festival is just around the corner right?" he said. "And, of course me being the generous person that I am I'm going to help out with raising some money to help out the school. So, I'm going to open up a cafe..." he said with a malevolent smile.
Everyone at the table was silent. "That doesn't actually sound so bad." said Applejack.
"Yeah, the school's been needing some money, and that would actually help out." said Twilight. "Discord are you actually trying to help out? Are you going soft on us?" asked Twilight.
"Of course not, Twilight. You know first hand that I never go soft, I'm always hard..." he said chuckling like a little boy. "Anyways, you didn't really let me finish. I'm opening up a Maid Cafe, and I need some maids for the occasion." he said with a once more malevolent smile.
Instantaneously, everyone at the table got up and started storming away.
discord frowned and said "Why is it that no one ever likes my ideas?" Discord suddenly disappeared leaving a cloud of black and red smoke and reappeared in front of the Six.
"Must I remind you that I have you under my boot? I have you under my control and you will not hesitate to do my bidding!" he said almost as though he was getting angry.
"Listen Discord, I have no idea what's going through your weird, sick, dirty imagination right now, but we are not going to be your maids and that is final!" said Twilight.
"Oh, okay then. I guess I'll just take a quick trip back to a photo copy store. Don't mind me, just need a couple copies of some certain photos that I'm going to be handing out to the entire school." he said with a smile and turning around walking away.
Twilight's face began turning red, as her breathing started slowly climbing it's way up to a hyperventilate. Her eyes widened as she started thinking this through. Those pictures would not only embarrass her and her friends, it would ruin her school career and possibly even her chance of being Celestia's Apprentice. Not only would it affect her career life, but it would also affect her social life. Every time she'd walk down the street some idiot would recognize her from the pictures. She could already hear the mocking, teasing and the constant babbling of some idiotic delinquents. 'Hey twilight, why don't you come over to a party tonight, we might need some entertainment if you know what i mean hahahahahaha!!'. But was being a maid for some cafe at school really worth all of that? The only people who would show up there were probably Perverts, shady looking people and Idiotic delinquents.
Twilight sighed. "Fine..." said Twilight.
Everyone gasped and looked at Twilight.
"T-Twilight, are you sure?" asked Rainbow Dash. "I mean, being maids... especially maids for Discord..." said Rainbow Dash shuddering.
"Its better than the alternative. Besides, this is only short term, if Discord were to hand out copies and show everyone, then it would affect us all long term." she said. "Don't worry girl's we'll get through this... Somehow..." she said glaring at Discord.
"If we do this, you promise to hand over those copies?" she said.
"Twilight, I have you and your friends under my boot. I can get you all to do whatever I want with these photos. Anything..." he said with a malevolent smile. "So, the answer is no. I'll give you all the photos back when I think you deserve them." he said walking away. "Now, I suggest you all get some umbrella's there's a big old storm of chaos brewing..." he said as the skies outside started getting dark and the sky crackled with thunder.