//------------------------------// // Story 1# // Story: Humans in Equestria // by TheOwl //------------------------------// Story 1# *** My Life sucked. Eighteen years going around, on this miserable earth observing human nature and being totally disgusted by its actions. I graduated from a shitty School and afterwards took a shitty job at a Burger Joint. Always bullied with no friends, grown cynical from bullying and being in dept. I also had no friends. I had people tell me that there were people that had it worse. Don’t they know that having been through 8 Civil wars and having to run 4 Kilometers each day just to get clean water, is on the same level as living in an low class stable industrial society with some fairly major economic problems. I wanted to kill myself for my luck. That was at least until I found out about My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, and I escaped from my cynical nature with the help of a Cartoon. Oh, how much I loved Fluttershy. I wanted to be with her, to feel her. It was a show about the Magic Of Friendship. I even had a pillow of Princess Celestia that I slept on. Ok, it was a love pillow but really who cares, I was out of my Cynical nature and off to a more brighter outlook of the future. Thats when my Life’s dream came true. “Crawllllllling Innnnnn myyyyyy Skinnnnnnnnn...” As Linking Park’s Crawling was playing on my Ipod, which I somehow bought despite being knee deep in dept, I begun noticing a strange blue glow all around me. Before I could react, everything grew dark as I fell into unconsciousness for no apparent reason. --- “Twilight whats that hairless monkey doing on the floor.” “Oh, about that Spike, I kinda botched the Teleportation spell and this thing came out.” "How does that even work? I mean, you never botch a spell up." That was when I finally conveniently came back into consciousness. When I saw Twilight Sparkle looking at me, I let out a huge gasp before asking “Are you Twilight Sparkle?” “Twilight how does it know your name?” spike asked. “I don’t know and neither do I want to find out. Look Mr. Ape I will just send you back to your own world” Twilight responded. “NO WAIT!” I exclaimed “I want to meet Princess Celestia” “...Why would you want to do that. How do you even know her.” Twilight was now getting suspicious. “On the very least I want to be Fluttershy’s friend.” a thought escaped from my mouth. “What, Why? What will you do with Fluttershy” This time her expression turned into disgust. “Twilight zap that thing back into its world! I don’t even want to know what he will do with Rarity.” shouted Spike as Twilight’s horn started glowing. “NO WAIT!, I JUST WANTED TO BE YOUR FR-” I got zapped before I could finish my sentence. --- I woke up In the middle of a village. All around me there, man and women going through their daily lives. The women were wearing Hijabs, while some of them man were armed with AK-47s. When I got up I realized that I was only on my boxer shorts. The rest of my stuff, I-pod, money, wallet, all were looted. I tried asking one of the unarmed man a question. “Excuse me sir, can you tell me where I am” He turned to me and exclaimed “ما هو هذا الرجل؟ لماذا يتحدث هذا القبيل.” Oh crap. This is going to be one long trek home.