Equestria, What A Place.

by 254Ddubman


Chapter 5: Twlightlisious (Warning: Badassery Takes Place)

The next morning I felt pretty good. Matter of fact I felt better than ever, Like a huge weight has been lifted off my shoulders. I guess last night I got some stress removed, during the process of waking up to an unusual sensation.

Yea, It was unusual alright.

As I rose from the bed, I glanced towards Twilight, who was taking a well needed nap. I smiled at the site of the mare's slumber, resting herself after 4 days of healing me, she has to be exhausted. I then tossed the sheets that comforted me onto Twilight for a nice gesture. I still couldn't move from the spot I was in, so I couldn't go anywhere. And staying up only made it worst, because I was really hungry.

"spike....SPIKE." I said over a quite tone of voice, hoping the purple dragon could here me.... But there was no answer.

"Spike....Are you up?" I asked again from a distance. It was then I heard something coming up stairs. It was Spike.

"Yea Stan? What do ya need?" asked the purple dragon upon arrival.

"Um...Could you like make me some... cereal? I questioned him stumbling over my words.

"Twilight said, not to feed you. It might effect the spell."

"But Spiiiiiiike, I'm dying over here. One bite couldn't hurt, right?"

"I don't know...."

"Spike, come on man, please?"

You pathetic FATSO!

Spike was then questionable for a couple seconds before answering.

"Oh alright. But don't tell Twilight, Okay?

"Deal."

Spike then made his way downstairs to make me a bowl of cereal. I then glazed my look back over to Twilight, hoping she didn't hear the conversation me and Spike just had. Thankfully she didn't. Over the process of plates clattering and milk being poured, My looks shifted to in front of me and back to Twilight many times. Until Spike made his way upstairs again.

"Aw thanks Spike, your a life saver." I said in my normal voice, forgetting Twilight was there. She started twisting and turning.

"Shhhh, Be quiet Stan, Did you forget Twilight is standing right there?" said Spike walking towards me with the cereal. He then started to spoon feed me, because I couldn't move. Upon feeding, the spoon couldn't go through the magical aura.

"Stan.... I can't get through this magic."

"What!" I said, frustrated at the fact that I couldn't eat.

"I guess I can't feed you regardless." Spike said as he turned the spoon towards himself. I was so hungary I didn't care how I got it, as long as I had it. And watching him eat it would make it worst for me. I then thought...

"throw it..." I said under my breath

"Huh?"

"THROW THE GOT DAMN CEREAL AT MEH!" I shouted to him. Startling Spike, he knew I wasn't going to take "no" for an answer. Starting to back up, Spike prepares the throw.

"If you say so.." Is all Spike said before giving a mighty throw at the magical shield... but sadly, it didn't have any effect. Matter of fact, the cereal bowl bounced off the shield out of an outside window hitting someone, making them respond in a "Ouch".

Twilight then awoke at the ruckus and quickly turn towards Spike as he bolted down stairs. Her look then turned towards me. I gave a sheepish smile like nothing happened.

"Did Spike try to feed you?" She said with a cocked eyebrow of concern.

"Ughhhh, No?" I simply said shifting my eyes around the room.

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*That Afternoon

"Are you ready?" Twilight said, assuring me if I was prepared for the spell to be released.

"Ready then I've ever been."

"I have to admit, I'm going to miss you being here."

"You don't have to worry, I'm sure I'll visit someday before I have to go."

"Go where?"

"Home, I have to go back to my world someday, right?"

"I guess." Twilight disappointedly said. She soon release the spell at a blink of an eye, but soon collapsed to the floor. With my newly found strength, I quickly aided her.

Well look who has feelings.

"Are you okay?" I asked her, bending to her height.

"Yea, Just a little worn out. Just leave me her for awhile, I'll be alright." She assured me.

"You sure?"

"Yea, Just go get you something to eat and freshen up, I'll be ok."

"Alright."

I then started my way downstairs, and took a second glance at Twilight.

"Hey, You never told me your last name" I said remember very little about her.

"It's Sparkle... Twilight Sparkle." She said with a kind smile.

"oh." Is all I simply said as I continued down the stairs. I saw Spike downstairs enjoying a sack of diamon-.... WAIT A MINUTE!

THIS FUCKING DRAGON IS EATING DIAMONDS!

"Um Spike...What are you eating exactly?" I said confused at the sight.

"Some gems me and Rarity dug up last week, I have 5 left!"

"Can I have one?" I curiously said awaiting for a reply.

"Sure, No problem Stan." said Spike tossing me a blue gem. I obviously wasn't going to eat it. I'm going to save this shit to get the big bucks on my world.

"Thanks Spike, your the man!"

"No, I'm a dragon." He said laughing. I soon joined in on the laugh, and started to look around to see I was in a library. A quite unusual place to live, but then again... I am in a land full of talking hore-.... "ponies".

"Sqawk!"

As I finished my thought, I turn around to see a fucking owl launch towards my ass.

"What tha-" Was all I could utter before being attack by the winged fiend. Clawing me top to bottom, left to right. I was just healed only to get injured again, it seems like.

"Owlowiscious, Stop it. Stan's been our guest for 4 days now." Spike said demanding the animal to stop. But it was no use, the menace kept attacking. It soon came to thought, I had to take matters into my own hands. I pushed the owl back as far as I could just before grabbing Spike, and picking him up in shotgun position.

"You can spit fire,right?" I asked Spike in a haste.

"Yea, but-.."

"GOOD ENOUGH!"

I soon cocked Spike simulating as if he was a gun, and blasted that fucking owl to oblivion! It was completely out of sight, as colorful dust swifted towards the air and out the window. Twilight then heard the commotion coming from down stairs and rushed as quickly as she could.

"What going on! Where's Owlowiscious?!" She immediately said upon arrival.

"In Hell." I said, with a badass tone of voice. "Right?" I continued, looking towards spike as he facepalmed.

Twilight soon looked at me with an frustrated facial expression.

"What?" I said with an confused look on my face.