Ultra Satan charged Jesus, punching his skull into a splintery mess. Thankfully Jesus survived but then Ultra Satan threw 400 houses at him, crushing his solarplexus. Jesus got super pissed, turned green and threw up.
"Get off of this planet!" Jesus said.
"This is my planet now," replied Ultra Satan.
"Okay then you get off of this planet."
"Fine I will!"screamed Ultra Satan.
Then he left forever. The End.