The moon, thirty years ago. In a alternate dimension.
The bitter black mare sat perched ontop one of the moon's many outcroppings. unable to escape her prison. Unable to extract revenge what-so-ever. But the monotone activity of plotting meaninless evil and assuring herself eternal night, was thankfully interrupted when she felt a disturbence in the night below.
Using her optical spells (which seemed to be STILL functioning) She was able to see that pink pony had appeared into excistence at the old palace of the two royal sisters. The Pink pony then continued to throw herself a party, and started to frantically clobber a device which she seemly pulled out of nowhere. Carefull clobbering. the device seemed to be far from this time.
It was then she felt the magic waver of her prison, she could reach out! What had cuased this, she thought, must be how the pink one appeared.
Her reach from the moon latched onto the device, thankfully the pink pony showed the phases of being deadly afraid as her device, or 'laptop' as she was particulary screaming it, being lifted off towards the moon!
Another flash, the pink one was gone. The only reminder was this 'laptop' perched gently infront of Nightmare Moon.
She began to examine.
She began to understand.
She studied it's uses.
And she was going to employ them..
NIGHTMAREMOONIGANS
PAST TIME LOCAL,
NMM: I call this 'Meeting' open. any me that has touched, smelled, or been to the future or in any time-related mishap may respond.
NMM: Seems like I need some more 'time' for people to join.
NMM: As awfully ironic as it sounds, It gives me the time to figure this thing out.
*FUTURE NIGHTMARE MOON JOINED*
FNMM: DON'T TOUCH THE COMMAND LABLED 'DISLOCATE TEMPORAL BOUNDARIES'
FNMM: Or else you'll be buried up to your flank with lunasbians.
FNMM: I swear to myself, Time anatics with reckless disregard is DUMB.
*INTERDIMENSIONAL CHAT ON: STABILITY 100%-67.34%*
FNMM: Good going, soon I will be erased from this dreadfull excistence.
*DISLOCATE TEMPORAL BOUNDARIES*
FNMM: Farming for a better timeline, PAIN IN THE FLANK.
*FUTURE NIGHTMARE MOON LEFT: USER ROPED IN LESBONANIGANS.*
NMM: Okay, I guess this'll work.
NMM: Or not.
NMM: Memo to self, listen to more to my 'future' selves.
*PAST NIGHTMARE MOON JOINED*
PNMM: Hail myself, I bring news of..err..my other self.
NMM:...What?
PNMM: Yes, she-no-I traveld towards the past in order to prevent my future self from preventing my future-future self a possible fillyfooling.
NMM: Oh, so that was what She-dangit!-I was going on about.
PNMM: So, for the love of the ancients. DISREGARD ALL COMMUNICATION WITH NEAR-PRESENT SELVES.
NMM: And that comes from my past. Wow.
NMM: My future self attempts to change the present by talking to the past to tell me not to engage in conversation with slighty advanced versions of my timeline. Yes, brilliant idea.
PNMM: It does sound stupid.
PNMM: Infact, I'll simply forget this ever happend.
*PRESENT/FUTURE NIGHTMARE MOON JOINED*
P/FNMM: No stop! KEEP IT IN YOUR MIND.
PNMM: What? Why?
P/FNMM: She uses sunflower lotion for IT!
*PRESENT/FUTURE FUTURE NIGHTMARE MOON JOINED*
P/FFNMM: False alarm! Don't listen to my PRESENT/FUTURE self! FORGET THE ORDER
PNMM: Uh...
NMM: This is getting old hat real fast.
NMM: I have a feeling that a reply is inbound from a future moment.
*MORE-FUTURE-THEN-PRESENT NIGHTMARE MOON JOINED*
MFTPNMM: Her hooves are so tender...
MFTPNMM: Oh, I see you have turned on 'DISLOCATE TEMPORAL BOUNDARIES'.
MFTPNMM: Yes! More her for me to enjoy!~
NMM: Ohgoddessno. Don't tell me...
*FUTURE NIGHTMARE MOON JOINED*
FNMM: DON'T TOUCH THE COMMAND LABLED 'DISLOCATE TEMPORAL BOUNDARIES'
FNMM: Or else you'll be buried up to your flank with lunasbians.
FNMM: I swear to myself, Time anatics with reckless disregard is DUMB.
FNMM: Whoa, Dejavu.
NMM: AND THE CIRCLE OF STUPIDITY IS COMPLETE.
P/FFNMM: Uh..
NMM: BY THE ANCIENTS.
P/FFNMM: Are we talking about the fooling around with Luna or Celestia?
PNMM: I finally know how my future looks li-wait, BOTH princesses?
PFNMM: I think the correct term is: 'Royally screwed.'
FNMM: I don't give a buck.
FNMM: I'm now trapped in Canterlot being the play-THING for both the princesses. as 'suiteble' punishment!
PNMM: ...I think thirty years wasn't all that bad to wait..
*PAST NIGHTMARE MOON LEFT: FREAKED OUT. NICE GOING.*
NMM: Ugh.
NMM: I have a better things to worry about...
NMM: How is the eternal night plot coming along MFTPNMM?
MFTPNMM: Why would I plot against my love?
MFTPNMM: You-uh-I shall find out shortly too!
FNMM: Ah horseapples. She's reffering to the 'Pickup line'
P/FNMM: Dangit! I knew that this was a terrible idea.
NMM: I see..
MFTPNMM: Don't worry. Celestia has such amazing skill at-
*MORE-FUTURE-THEN-PRESENT-NIGHTMARE MOON HAS LEFT: KICKED AND BANNED FROM SERVER*
NMM: THIS. IS. STUPID.
NMM: Am I going to hear myself swoon over my enemy all day long?!
*PRINCESS CELESTIA HAS JOINED*
NMM: Speak of the devil.
PC: Don't even think of trying anything Nightmare Moon!
PC: You have no chance against my wrath and that of my sister!
P/FFNMM: Which is very kinky!
PC: Excuse me?
NMM: NO.
NMM: I WILL HAVE NONE OF THIS STUPIDITY ANYMORE.
NMM: Princess Celestia, I hereby declare you as my MORTAL ENEMY.
P/FNMM: Ohdearancients.
*PRESENT/FUTURE FUTURE NIGHTMARE MOON LEFT: CEASED TO EXCIST*
*PRESENT/FUTURE NIGHTMARE MOON LEFT: CEASED TO EXCIST*
*FUTURE NIGHTMARE MOON LEFT: CEASED TO EXCIST*
NMM: YES. HAHAHAHA.
PC: Uhm..What was this P/FFNMM refering to?
NMM: Nothing breedingly important. She kept going on and on about me and you as a couple. Insane.
NMM: Prepare for your kingdom to crumble to ruins!
PC: The two of US?!
PC: A Couple?!
PC: Mare and Mare?!
NMM: Like I said.
NMM: Truly unimportant stuff.
NMM: Important is that we are alone now without any of mine looking over the shoulder.
*PRESENT/FUTURE FUTURE NIGHTMARE MOON JOINED: RE-CONTINUED*
*PRESENT/FUTURE NIGHTMARE MOON JOINED: RE-CONTINUED*
*FUTURE NIGHTMARE MOON LEFT: RE-CONTINUED*
NMM: SON OF A-
P/FFNMM: And thus the words were utterd and our lives continue!
PC: I'm quite certain I would NEVER lay my hooves on my OWN SISTER!
PC: How sick are you?!
P/FFNMM: But...you told me that I was the embodiment of her jealousy, not your flesh and blood!
NMM: Oh, so i'm a legit standalone creature now? Good.
PC: I cannot recall uttering such words, nor will I waste my time anymore on this Foalish wickedness!
FNMM: YES. I can finally de-excist in peace! No more bedtime kisses, no more full fledged...love...No..more..
FNMM: ...Celestia?
PC: WHAT. Okay, I'm seriously LEAVING NO-
FNMM: FINE. But I kissed a goddess and I LIKED IT.
*FUTURE NIGHTMARE MOON LEFT: DISCONECTED FROM TIMELINE. (BAWLING)*
PC: ...K-kissed?!
NMM: Apperantly.
P/FFNMM: On the lips, for twelve seconds straight. Go figure when that happend!
NMM: ...
P/FNMM: I Never said I didn't like it!
*PRESENT/FUTURE NIGHTMARE MOON LEFT: BANNED BY SERVER*
NMM: BURN THE HERETIC.
NMM: I am SICK tired of this nonesense!
NMM: Me and Celestia will never be together. EVER.
NMM: We're thirty years apart! LITTERLY.
NMM: AND I'm not even intrested in-
P/FFNMM: And what about the duality spell?
NMM: HOLY HAY, is everyone going on the traitor lane?
NMM: BEEP BEEP. ALL ABOARD THE BETRAYAL BUS.
NMM: I used that spell to speak some SENSE in the mare that I encompass.
P/FFNMM: Yes.
P/FFNMM: If we disregard where my hoove-
*PRESENT/FUTURE FUTURE NIGHTMARE MOON LEFT: BANNED FROM SERVER*
NMM: MOVE YO FLANK
NMM: YOU GOT A FAILBOAT TO CATCH.
PC: Nightmare moon.
PC: I am...
PC: Throughoutly shocked.
NMM: What did you expect from the would-be-queen of night eternal?
PC: That I harbour feelings for the so called monster that has imprisoned my sister?
NMM: ...
NMM: No.
NMM: JUST NO.
PC: Nightmare moon...I..
*EMERGENCY SERVER SHUT DOWN; TIMELINE STABILIZED.*
She was panting, this could NOT be happening.
This device has shown her arch-nemisis, the supossed sister of Luna, going all weak-kneed on her! But the device has stabilized the time, universe and removed all thought about that crazy flank Celestia. AND her sick-minded future, future self, reminded her of that shamefull display of sympathy for the trapped princess of night. But...one had also told her she was a...seperate being whole? All these thoughts eventually landed on one:
Why did Nightmare moon recall what just happend? Isn't HER memory to be wiped aswell due metaphysical consequence? Oh goddess no. She forgot to-She quickly opend the Laptop; Her chatroom was closed, but she never turned off the master server.
And she found herself in a bright light. And moments later she found herself sitting in the centre of what seemed to be a library founded in a tree. There was a pink pony waving happily at her, a frightend purple dragon, and a seemly important looking induvidual; Grey coated and a black cape with fitting pieces of silver armor. orange eyes piercing her as they glowed. stiches revealed the stallion to be less alive.
Then she felt a pair of lips gracing her cheek.
"I was about to tell you that I had locked onto your location. Welcome to the Alpha universe dear Nightmare moon."
On her left sat a blushing royal white mare.
The pink pony infront of her nodded.
"And welcome to 'Team Awesome'! We're going to begin the briefing within the second!"
Nightmare Moon blinked.
Twice.
Time anatics with reckless disregard indeed was DUMB.