Over the next few weeks, Rarity’s relationship with Hayseed Turnip Truck grew stronger and stronger. It was the happiest she’d ever been in quite some time. Hayseed was always very respectful to her, and never pressured into do anything she’d be uncomfortable with. It wasn’t too long before Rarity was telling her friends about their relationship. The ones that weren’t aware that is. Pinkie Pie had figured it out due to her Pinkie sense, Sweetie Belle had been helping Rarity get ready for all her dates so it was easy for her to figure it out, and Twilight was the first pony Rarity told.
“You and Hayseed Turnip Truck,” exclaimed a shocked Applejack.
“For about a month now, yes,” said Rarity with a proud smile.
“Whoda ever thunk it,” said Applejack. “The prissiest pony in Ponyville going with the biggest bumpkin in Ponyville.”
“Hold your tongue, Applejack,” said Rarity. “I’ll have you know, that Hayseed is quite the gentlecolt. He’s caring, honest, compliments me constantly. Not to mention, you shouldn't say such things about a cousin.”
"A distant cousin," commented Applejack.
"Still family," said Rarity.
“So have you boned him yet,” asked Rainbow Dash casually.
“Rainbow Dash! So crude,” said Rarity.
Rainbow dash gave a sly smile and arched an eyebrow.
“But…you wouldn’t be incorrect,” said Rarity, blushing brightly.
“Never woulda figured you havin extramarital affairs,” said Applejack.
“Hayseed wasn’t my first, for your information,” said Rarity. “I’ve had a couple others before. But those were also serious relationships.”
“So how is he,” Rainbow Dash asked casually.
“I never,” said Rarity.
“What? We’re all friends here,” said Rainbow Dash. “We’ve all been open about that kinda stuff. I know that Fluttershy is no virgin, Pinkie Pie’s had at least one fling in her life. We know Twilight and Big Mac are making the beast with two backs.”
“Ah did not just hear that,” said Applejack with a face hoof.
“As for yours truly…” began Rainbow Dash.
“You’re as pure as winter snow,” interrupted Applejack.
“How the hell would you know,” asked Rainbow Dash.
“Filly’s intuition,” said Applejack. “We can smell our own.”
“You too,” said a shocked Rainbow Dash.
“Is it really that shockin,” asked Applejack. “Ah spend most of my time on a farm. The only colt is Big Macintosh, and ah sure as hay aint attracted to mah brother! So yes, ah am a virgin.”
“Nothing wrong with that,” said Rarity. “Thought I wouldn’t have minded Hayseed being my first.”
“That good, eh,” asked Rainbow dash with a grin.
“What is wrong with you,” asked Applejack.
“She wouldn’t be wrong about that either,” said Rarity, blushing again.
Rainbow dash burst out laughing.
“Maybe it’s because he’s a work pony,” said Rarity. “His stamina is amazing! I don’t know how Twilight keeps up with Macintosh.”
“Anyway,” interrupted Applejack. “Ah figured you and Bookworm woulda already gone fer a role in the hay.”
“Like I’m giving it up that easily,” said Rainbow Dash. “I’m playing it cool, being aloof, acting like I don’t care.
“Why on earth would you do that,” asked Rarity.
“Because stallions dig that sorta thing,” said Rainbow Dash. “Yup, things are going fantastically.”
Meanwhile, at Twilight’s Library, Bookworm was paying Twilight a visit.
“Things are going horribly,” exclaimed Bookworm.
“Rainbow Dash not as wonderful as you thought,” asked Twilight.
“Oh no, of course not. She’s wonderful,” said Bookworm. “But she’s driving me crazy with her attitude!”
“What do you mean,” she asked.
“She acts as if I’m not important to her,” he said. “I tell her how I feel, and she’s all ‘yeah, that’s cool, whatever.’ I don’t know what I have to do to have her just be honest with me! I know she cares for me, I can sense it. But it’s not the same as actually hearing it from the one you’re with. The only plus is that she’s an amazing kisser! To bad that’s all I’ve gotten from her.”
“Oh…I see,” said Twilight, blushing.
“I’m sorry for that,” said Bookworm in an embarrassed tone. “That of course isn’t what matters in a relationship. But…damn it, I’m still a colt! I have my needs and urges! I don’t mean to be so candid with you, Twilight. But, I couldn’t think of anypony else to talk to about this.”
“I understand, Bookworm,” said Twilight. “But…are you certain you want to keep pursuing Rainbow Dash?”
“More than anything,” exclaimed Bookworm. “I have no doubt in my mind that she’s the one for me. She’s all I can think about right now! Everyday I’m consumed with thoughts of her. At least it hasn’t stopped my writing. Although it’s nothing Daring Do related. My publisher won’t be happy about that.”
“Maybe they’ll like what you have written,” said Twilight.
“It’s just some sappy romantic stuff,” said Bookworm.
“Hey, plenty of ponies love a good romance story,” said Twilight.
“You might have a point,” said Bookworm. “Would be nice to publish something under my own name for a change. Then again, Bookworm Scholar isn’t exactly a great sounding author name.”
“Why not go by B.F. Scholar,” suggested Twilight.
“That’s not a terrible idea,” said Bookworm. “But that still won’t help me in my current situation. And my publisher will want me to return to Manehattan to pitch this idea.”
“What’s wrong with that,” asked Twilight.
“Because I don’t think there will be much point in coming back,” said Bookworm morosely. “I do care greatly for Rainbow Dash, but if she’s not going to return the affections I shouldn’t torture myself.”
“Well, I don’t totally blame you,” said Twilight. “Rainbow Dash is one of my best friends, and I’d hate to see her sad. But, I see your side as well…But I think you should give her another chance to express her feelings to you. In fact, I bet letting her know you’re heading back to Manehattan would give her the push to say how she feels.”
“That’s yet another good idea,” said Bookworm. “I knew there was a reason I talked to you! You are a great friend, Twilight!”
“Oh it’s nothing,” said Twilight. “I just hope you can also come to my wedding when a date is set.”
“Oh that’s right,” exclaimed bookworm. “I almost forgot, what with talking about my own issues! How silly of me.”
“It’s no big deal, Bookworm,” said Twilight. “I’ve only told a handful of ponies about it. Even made them pinkie promise. Mac and I aren’t quite ready for an engagement party. Granny Smith found out without either of us saying a thing. She is a remarkable mare.”
“Nothing will stop me from showing up to that event,” said Bookworm. “I should go find Rainbow Dash now. Talk to you again soon.
Bookworm and Twilight gave each other a hug, and Bookworm ran out.