---Sugarcube Corner---
"Why did you need this job again?" Mr. Cake asked Mark.
"I has boredom, and when I have bored I annoy people, and robots who aren't ED-e respond to annoyance with lazers." Mark said, as he poured flour into a bowl, which smoked but didn't catch fire, but neither noticed.
"Okay... what does that have to do with it?"
"Get bored, find something to do, end up having to defend city from zombies. Don't want to fight pony zombies today, too bored." Mark replied.
"Ah." Mr. Cake replied, understanding... somehow.
He then walked back out front to help customers.
Neither noticed ED-E watching them through the window.
---six and a half seconds later--
"What is going on in here!" Mr. Cake yelled into the kitchen.
Mark was firing a flamethrower (pun accidental) at an amorpheous monster made of cookie dough.
"I HAZ THIS UNDER CONTRELZ- contrap- cancan- I GOTS THIS!" Mark yelled, not skipping a beat,
The dough used this minor distraction to sneak in a quick jab.
"It suckah pawnched me! IT SHALL BURN MORE! BRIAN BLESSED MODE ACTIVATED!" he yelled as the dough shrinked in terror at what it just activated.
MARK then proceeded to pull a giant hammer out of his bag (Oh, Baby!) and mashed the dough, somehow missing the bowl it is in, but not it itself. The dough then got angry(-er) and grew about 10 feet taller.
It then wrapped a giant tendril of chocolate chip cookie dough around MARK as he pulled out a Holy Hand Grenade.
"LOOKS LIKE I AM IN NEED OF SOME DIVINE INTERVENTION!!" MARK yelled as he pulled the pin and counted to 3 before throwing it so hard that it went into the Ick.
An angelic chorus announced the resulting explosion that spread the Ick into an even layer across the kitchen and in some parts of the lobby. MARK then tasted the dough that was in the bowl still, and then spat it out.
"EEUUGH!! THIS DOUGH HAS HAD SALT PLACED IN IT INSTEAD OF SUGAR!! WAS MERELY UPSET AND THE SALT CORRUPTED IT INTO A MONSTER!! IT WILL BE MISSED, FOR IT WAS MOSTLY MISUNDERSTOOD!!" MARK exclaimed, at the top of lung.
Pinkie then burst through the door, yelling "DON'T LET MARK BAKE!", then everyone else got in, Veronica looking the most panicked of the group.
"You are a bit late for that, Pinkie..." Mrs. Cake said, the back of her head covered in cookie dough.
"You should have seen it!" Mr. Cake exclaimed, "He-"
"*BREEP BOOPBOOP ZEEP!*" ED-E cut Mr. Cake off, then played a holographic projection of what happened.
---2 minutes later---
"That was awesome!" Veronica stated, "What else did you record?"
ED-E then projected a hologram of Mark and a shady man.
"You need to stop selling drugs! They are no good for peoples!" holo-Mark told the shady man.
"What? Why? My drugs make people feel groodalicious!" The sahady man replied.
"If by groodalicious you mean dead!" holo-Mark exclaimed as he dropped to his knees, "Think of the children, man! The CHILDREN!"
"I have no idea what you are on, but where can I get some?" Then the hologram cut off.
Veronica, Pinkie, and Rainbow Dash burst into laughter at this, then the others looked at them like they were crazy.
"Why are you laughing?!?" Twilight asked the three in quistion, "Drugs are bad!"
MARK then said "I ENDED UP CONVINCING HIM TO SELL STUFF USED TO MAKE DEM TO GUYS WHO HELP PEOPLE!"
"My ears! Why must you be so loud?" Rarity asked.
"Oh God, he activated 'Brian Blessed mode'... before you ask, he is this huge ham who is loud with just his presence. He's going to just get louder until we fix him or he loses his voice, which won't stop his annoyance since he knows sign language and charades." Veronica explained.
"This is gonna be fun." Spike sarcastically said.