"This is so cool Spike!.... What is it?" Chocolate looked confused.
"It's a vest made of dragon scales. One of the hardest materials in Equestria. It also does something else, but I forgot."
"Let me explain!" Twilight said, almost excited. "Dragon armor was used back in the medieval pony period, and was a real life savor in during the Draco-pony war as well. It's said that the wearer was bonded to the scales, and that they grew with the pony that wore the attire. Once the pony had been killed, or died of old age, the scales would evaporate into thin air. Chemists have tried to find the cause of this strange occurrence, but none have been found to this very day!"
"Are yew done Twilight?" Apple Bloom interrupted.
"... Yes..." she answered.
"So, I hope you like your gift Chocolate. Why don't you try it on? It took me a while to find the perfect scales to put together. Rarity helped make it, so consider it from both of us!"
"This is great Spike! I love it!
"Ugh, when are we gonna get our turn Apple Bloom?" Scootaloo said impatiently.
"Relax Scootaloo," Sweetie Belle said. "We have to wait our turn."
"Alright already! You can go, sheesh." Spike said walking away from Chocolate.
"Finally! Hey, Chocolate, Paprika, we got you two the most radical gifts ever! Are you ready?"
"Uh. Sure, I guess..." Paprika spoke up.
"No! You're not! Just because we're ready to give it to you doesn't mean you're ready for it's radicalness!"
"Ugh, juss give it to 'em Scoot!"
Paprika and Chocolate looked at each other in confusion, and awaited their next gift.