Twilight was the first to shake herself back to reality and was skeptical to say the least. "Even if I believed you were Gummy how is this possible, how is this scientifically possible?" Spearmint felt his tail move. He knew what it meant and tackled Twilight out of the way of a falling War and Peace.
"Twitchy tail?" Applejack was jolted back to the current plane and saw them both laying on the ground.
"Yeah." Spearmint helped Twilight back up and they both looked at the crater where the book had landed. "Even though I know how it works it's still creepy."
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"You know how it works!" Twilight gasped, and grabbed him with her forelegs. "Tell me how, I have to know."
"That information is classified." Spearmint and Pinkie said together.
"But , I aurgh."
"Just read the book, Twilight." Spearmint said sing-songedly. "I put it there for a reason,"
"You mean you put the book in the case?" Spike asked confused.
"I had to, I can't do magic, I'm just a ponygator."
"But Spearmint," Pinkie begged. "You have a horn."
"What?" He rubbed his head and his hoof clinked when he hit the horn. "That wasn't there before."
"The Pinkie Space!" Pinkie shouted, as she reached into her saddlebag and pulled out the book, which magically disappeared from Spikes claws. "Where was it now, ah page fifty-six." She nudged open the book with her nose and flipped through the pages. "Here it is, it says, Our world is set between two, one of red and one of blue, a little bit of both we see, in this world we know to a tee, it is the job of very few, to bring those aspects into view." She flipped the page. "This thing reads like stereo instructions."
"What does that even mean?" Rainbow shouted.
"Think of it this way," Pinkie looked into her bag, and pulled out three bits. "The blue one is here" She set one on the floor. "We're here," She held one in her hoof and put it on top of the first one. "And the red one is here." She put the last one down. "Red, blue, and yellow."
"Are primary colors." Rarity finished.
"And the Magiverse theory says," Pinkie egged on Twilight.
"That all parallel dimensions branch from one singular point." Twilight answered.
"AKA Pony Prime."
"There's actually logic behind Pinkie Pie?" Twilight sat back down as her eye started twitching.
"I think we broke her," Spearmint said waving his hoof in front of her face, no response. "Yeah we broke her."
"Give her a minute to process it," Pinkie giggled
Twilight hadn't budged for two hours as Pinkie played paper hoofball with Applejack, and Spearmint checked over and over to see if the horn was real, and indeed it was, weird enough he could actually feel it. He could feel everything, the wood under his hooves, his soft coat and his qaf mane as Rarity said. He thought he would try something Pinkie stupid, which usually works. He raised his hoof and pushed Twilight onto her back, when she hit the ground she sprawled back to reality. "How long was I out?" She asked rubbing the back of her head.
"Bout two hours give er take. consarnit Pinkie that's the hundredth time, you beat me." Their game of paper Hoofball had graduated to tic-tac-toe.
"Now you know how I feel." Rarity chuckled.
"Didn't think you could count that high, highest I've ever counted was three-hundred-sixty-six, number of days in the new year and number of ponies in Ponyville."
"Let's try a different game,"
"Is anypony else freaking out that This thing, can answer the question that is Pinkie Pie? No offense."
"None taken,"
"Not really, I'm trying not to imagine what would happen if this happened to Opal."
"Or Winona,"
"Wonder what would happen to Tank?" Rainbow was imagining a world where her pet turtle would be her wingstallion in the Wonderbolts. "I hope he'd be a Pegasus, or a Unicorn."
"This is not the time, what we should be thinking about is Spearmint." Twilight, slammed her hoof on the table.
"Sorry,"
"If we want to fix him, we need to think."
"Who says I want to get fixed." Spearmint was slinking along the ceiling. "I like this new trick. Pound did it once."
"But he had wings." Pinkie shouted.
"Uh-oh." His grip slipped and he plummeted two stories and slammed onto the ground. "That hurt."
"How you're in a suit." Twilight huffed.
"Let me help." Applejack pried him out of the crater, and to her surprise he was solid all over. "What in tarnation?"
"The Zipper." Pinkie pointed to the ground where the pull and teeth laid. "Well, he's stuck, like that."
"What do you mean?"
"Page thirteen, If the gift one does posses, everyday life can be a test, all you need is a change of face, and a new life just a taste, If you like it then you find, that it's impossible to go back to the one left behind." Pinkie stated calmly.
"In English Pink," Applejack sighed.
"I mean, he accepts his new life, and he can't go back now, even if he tried. Like once I accepted my new life as a party planner, my entire look on life changed."
"Like you were a different pony."
"Yeah," Pinkie skipped over to Spearmint. "Now since we have a new friend, it's time for a party." Pinkie wrapped her arm around his neck. "C'mon everypony, back to Sugarcube Corner!"