//------------------------------// // Chapter 3 : Finding a way home // Story: Life in the Real World // by RainbowDash FTW 117 //------------------------------// Well, sorry for the wait but I think that I'll start making the chapters longer but that means a longer wait. (Sorry) And thanks to BronyDragon and Sexy Blonde for helping me with the names aaand thanks to Audax Temples for helping me with editing!. Chapter 3 : Finding a Way Home Kyle's House "So, that's how we were transported here." Twilight said as all 5 of them walked down the stairs to the Kitchen. "Yeah, if it wasn't for Twilight being such an egghead, we wouldn't be here!" Rainbow said angrily. "Hey, don't be so hard on her! She obviously didn't do it on purpose... You didn't do it on purpose, right, Twi?" Said Kyle "Of course I didn't do it on purpose!" She snapped back at him, making him recoil in surprise. "Uh...let's just eat dinner... heheh." "YAY! I LOVE DINNER, IT'S THE BEST MEAL IN THE DAY! Well, of course except for breakfast which is the best meal in the day, but it is also the most important meal of the day!" Pinkie exclaimed. "Which makes it the BEST MEAL OF THE DAY! I wonder what sort of meal lunch is?" she asked as she ran into the kitchen and sat down. "Umm... Okay? Let's just eat dinner, okay?" Kyle replied "Kyle, since you have your vegetarian friends over, we are going to have a vegetarian dinner." His mum called. Great, nothing but vegetables while they're here "So, Kyle would you to introduce me to your friends?" His mum asked "Uh, yeah, this is Trixie Saunders, Rae D'Cher, Peyton Pierre, and Shy Florence." He said bringing them forth as he said their names to shake his mother's hand. "Hi, I'm Tracey." She said shaking each of their hands. taking a little longer to grab hold of Fluttershy's hand. "LET'S EAT!" Pinkie yelled "Oh, man, I'm stuffed! I never thought a vegetarian meal would be so filling!" Kyle said rubbing his stomach in emphasis to his statement. "Yes it was delightful, thanks Kyle's mu--Tracey." Twilight said "Yeah, it was awesome....but I think it needs to be about 20% cooler..." Rainbow said making Twilight roll her eyes. "Thank you very much, Tracey, I enjoyed it a lot." Fluttershy mumbled softly. "It was great. That's one of the best meals I have ever had!" Pinkie said, licking her lips. "Except when I'm at parties, because of all the candy and sweets and pie!" "You're welcome. Now, I think it's time that you go and do your homework, don't you?" His mum said "Yes! Oh my Celestia, I forgot that we have a big test coming up, and I need to be prepared for it!" Twilight said, quickly getting up and running upstairs, grabbing her bag on the way. "Come on everypo--one let's go." "Yeah, it's pretty important to our...uh...grades. Big test gotta study love you bye!" Kyle said speedily, grabbing his bag as well, and rushing upstairs, followed closely by Pinkie Pie Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy. "Ugh, do we have to study?! That stuff is for eggheads!" Rainbow complained "Yeah let's just party!" Pinkie suggested pulling her party cannon from out of nowhere and preparing to fire it. "What the fuck?! Put that away! Quick!" Kyle exclaimed as he rushed over to the cannon and pulled it away from Pinkie. "Where did you even get that?" "That's a secret!" Pinkie sang bouncing around the room. "I um...think that we should...study...if that's okay with you?" Fluttershy whispered. "All warfare is based on deception..." "What the hay?" exclaimed Rainbow Dash as she turned towards Kyle. "Didn't you say you were going to study?" "I lied. I just wanted to play Xbox! Hahaha! I never study ,and I get straight A's! Like a boss." "That magic box is so COOL! I mean...uh...that magic box is pretty cool. What else can it do?" Rainbow said. "Now's not the time, Dashie, we gotta study!" Pinkie said throwing a book at Rainbow's face. "HEY!" "Oh my...can we ple--aah! Let's just *yelp* stop fighting...please?" Fluttershy "Is everything alright up there?" A muffled voice called from downstairs. "Yeah, mum we're fine...just having a...pillow fight! Yeah, a pillow fight heheh!" "Alright..." "Okay, now everyone stop fighting...please?" The room became calm once more as Kyle picked up his controller and selected multiplayer. "Time to kick some ass," he said happily , sitting on his bed and picking up his controller, turning down the volume. ----------------------------------------- Kyle yawned. "I guess that's enough for now," Kyle said as he turned off his Xbox 360 and his TV. "I guess it's time to go to sleep. I'll help you get your sleeping bags." "Aw, we wanted to watch you play that magic box some more!" Pinkie complained. "It's a bit...violent, don't you think?" Twilight pondered as she walked over to help Kyle carry the sleeping bags out of the closet. "Yeah, but it is pretty cool. I mean...for an activity HERE, that is..." Rainbow said jumping onto his bed. "I don't like it. I--I mean, it's...nice." Fluttershy said. Twilight and Kyle brought out 4 sleeping bags and laid them down on the floor in a row, then grabbed pillows from his bed and placed them at the top of each of the sleeping bags. "So, Twilight, how long will you be here for?" Kyle asked as he placed the last pillow down. Twilight just stopped and stared at him, trying to think of the answer. "I...uh...well, you see..." Everyone in the room was looking at her and waiting for her to answer the question " I...don't...know" She replied, sitting down on her sleeping bag. "Twilight, are you okay?" Fluttershy asked "Yeah, I'm fine. Let's just go to sleep. I'll think of something." She said as she lay down. Pinkie sighed and walked to her own bed. She took of her clothes, placed them next to her bed, and began to lay down. The others followed suit. Holy shit, they're taking their fucking clothes off! Should I say something? Shit, if Mum comes in, I'm screwed! "Um...girls? Why are you taking your clothes off?" "Well, why not?" Rainbow asked as she took her pants off. Kyle's face went red but he continued. "Well... we don't usually sleep naked here." "We're not used to clothes, and it's so uncomfortable to sleep in clothes, and if we do then we can't sleep, and that isn't good because we need t--mmfmmfmf!" Pinkie said before her mouth was covered by Rainbow's hand "Sorry, Kyle but Pinkie is right. It's uncomfortable for us, so we'd like to sleep without clothes...I mean, if that's alright with you..?" Fluttershy said as she picked up her clothes and waited for his answer. "Uh...fuck! Okay you don't have to sleep in clothes." My mum's gonna kill me "Thanks, Kyle," they said in unison and shortly laughing after. ----------------------------------------- "Hey, Pinkie, are you awake?" Rainbow asked the pitch black darkness in front of her. "Yeah, are you awake?" Pinkie replied. "How could I be asleep if I asked you if you were awake?" "I feel like we've had this conversation before!" Pinkie giggled. "Sh! We don't want to wake Kyle! Wake up Fluttershy and Twilight. We need to talk," Rainbow said as she got up and walked up to the other sleeping bags. "What's going on?" The four girls gasped, and Twilight began to talk when he spoke again. "Fine, just make sure you remember that we have to go camping next week." "I think he's dreaming." Twilight whispered as she began to walk through the door. "Phew. I thought we were busted, because that would be really bad...right, quiet!" Pinkie said zipping up an imaginary zipper across her mouth. Rainbow shook her head as she quietly closed the door. "Okay, follow me." "Outside?" Fluttershy asked, a confused expression on her face. "No, the toilet bowl." Rainbow said sarcastically "Oh Rainbow Dash! We can't fit inside the toilet bowl, silly. Haha!" Pinkie giggled. "Ugh just follow me." Rainbow snapped. What...what was that? Behind a closed door a shadowy figure got out of his bed and silently opened his door and followed the four friends outside. "Okay...so we were transported here by Twilight messing up a spell...so Twilight!" Rainbow explained "Yes?" Twilight replied. "You're going to try that spell again." She said Spell...as in magic? Who are they? And why are they naked?! He moved back inside and opened Kyle's door, walked in and woke him up. "Wha- what the fuck? It's still nighttime dude you can play CoD in the morning!" Kyle said, turning over to go back to sleep. "Kyle, I have 2 things to say. Number 1 your friends are naked and outside and 2 they're talking about magic spells. Who are they really?" "Uhh heh dude, you must have been dreaming go back to fucking sleep!" He said nervously "Oh really?" Markus said as he turned on the light. "Still think it was a dream?" Kyle sighed "Okay, I'll tell you bit it's a secret okay? Tell anyone and I'll rip your balls of and feed them to Sox!" "Secret, balls, Sox. Got it." He replied. "They used to be ponies in the Magical land of Equestria and Twilight, the one with purple hair, was trying out a new spell and she kinda...fucked it up and so they were transported here. And now they're humans." Kyle said. "Dude that is...the stupidest thing I've ever heard! Seriously though...did you..you know." He asked "Uhh no. I didn't fuck the magical pony-humans." He replied punching Markus on the arm. "Well they're hot. And they're not pony-humans they're humans. They're probably lying to you. Magic.Doesn't.Exist." markus said as he walked back to his bedroom and turned the light off. "Hmmm. Maybe I should do some research..." He wondered aloud as he picked up his laptop and turned it on. The screen flashed black then the log in screen showed up. He logged in and opened Google Chrome. "Hmmm. T w i l i g h t S p a r k l e. Enter." He said the name aloud as he typed it. Within a second but the one that caught his eye was a Wikipedia page on My Little Pony. "Fucking impossible." He said as he saw a bright flash outside. "What the fuck?!" He exclaimed. Outside 2 minutes earlier "Ok so, Twilight try that spell again and we'll see if it does the same thing as before." Rainbow ordered. "Okay... wait look!" Twilight pointed to Kyle's bedroom window. "He knows we're gone! Hurry up!" Twilight squeezed her eyes shut and raised her hands, which became engulfed by a Purple glow, as were the group as the magic became stronger. The light in the window turned off and a dim glow came from somewhere in the room. A bright flash came from Twilight's hands. "What the fuck?!" "Twilight?" Another bright light lit up the street but it stayed and after 5 seconds the door opened just before the four disappeared into thin air. "What happened?" Tracey asked "I..I don't know!" Kyle said. "Kyle...was that..." Markus began "I think so." He replied Ponyville "Pinkie?" A white unicorn with a purple mane walked up to Sugar Cube Corner and knocked on the door. A tall orange pony with a light orange mane answered the door. "Is Pinkie here?" The other pony shook his head and she sighed. "Oh where where did they go?" She asked the heavens. Well that chapter is done. (Finally) sorry it took this long I had writer's block and a lot of homework but it's the holidays now so you'll be seeing a lot more chapter's (hopefully) heheh. Have fun bronies and pegasisters! /)