"Hi every pony it's me Starlight charmer here making a segment about the love life I wish I had" says Powder the makeup pony with her special Starlight voice that she developed after a year of working with the ungrateful reporter
A few ponies snicker behind the scenes
"Since the audience loves the title of this segment let's begin" Says a malicious faced Powder
Powder moves close to Starlight Charmer's personal bathroom and presses the mike to the door
"Oh Starlight you are so sexy and much prettier then that little boy friend stealing model named Fleur de Lis" says a voice coming from the shower "I can't even see what Fancy Pants likes about that pink haired little witch!"
The mike ampliphies Starlight's voice and all of Starlight's enterouge erupt into laughter
"Wait what was that? who's there!" Starlight practically screams
Suddenly the room goes so silent you can hear a bit drop
"Uh oh guess we have to end this segment, every pony run if you want to keep your jobs" says Powder as every pony begins to scatter in different directions to avoid being caught.
A minute later...
Starlight comes out of her personal bathroom with only a small towel covering her flank giving every male pony in the vicinity a good look at her body naked which she hates anyone to see even though it's normal for ponies to be naked
"hmmm, looks like there is no one here" Says Starlight as she looks around , but sees no one " I am really beginning to lose it aren't I Fancy Pants"
She kisses her very realistic/stalkerish Fancy Pants doll before entering the bathroom again and unknown to her Powder and the rest of the enterouge record the moment to post it Facehoof and any other social networking site they can find in Equestria. The small glimpse of Starlight without her normal attire also managed to give a few of the male ponies in the enterouge nose bleeds and very well how should I say this uhh... dark fantasies does that cover it?
This does it I officially hate my life! Why do I hate my life so much when I am rich and famous the rest of my audience may be asking right now? Because, today I am being made to do an interview of my enemy Fleur De Lis. That mare is nothing , but a boy friend stealing two-timing witch who likes to rub it in my face. Fancy Pants was all mine until that mare showed him a little flank and probably used magic to steal him from me. Underneath that pure white coat is nothing , but rat! Today I will try to get this interview over as quickly as possible for my audience and will save my ranting for the Fleur voodoo doll that a nice mare named Trixie gave to me last week. You would be surprised at amount of voodoo dolls Trixie has which makes me worry about her sanity, but oh well I guess I owe her one so I am not reporting her to the police just yet..... I might do it later. Okay no more stalling I am going on with the interview no matter if it kills me.
Hi every pony Starlight Charmer here bringing news and stories to the ponies. Today I will interview one of Equestria's most two-timing uhh I mean gorgeous model known as Fluer De Lis. Her name is probably fake! Thankfully even though Fleur is very famous throughout Equestria she still has an even smaller fan base than Minuette and Derpy. Her small fan base is due to fact that she only appeared in one episode which is "Sweet and Elite" and only appeared for a few moments with Fancy Pants. She paid him to do it. Even though she has only made a momentary appearance, she now has several fanfic's with her as the main role or a back ground pony. People have also assumed from her appearance that she is a model and a "Trophy" wife due to her interaction with Fancy Pants during the few moments she had. That little two-timer had her hooves all over my Fancy Pants!
Unlike the last two ponies I interviewed Fleur is mainly shown in fan art instead of fan videos or fan fiction. In fan art Fleur is normally shown doing very mature stuff with Fancy Pants and being very grabby. When she is not depicted with Fancy Pants she is normally shown having relationships with other stallion's and has even been shown molesting a few filly's. This is how she acts when no one is watching. There are also a few gag photos of Fleur demanding money from Fancy pants for playing the role of his wife in public. Fleur has few tumblrs , but has a few pony music videos on YouTube mainly about her status as a "Trophy" wife or dedicated to her appearance. Her main talent is unknown to brony community, but due to her cutie mark (a gold Fleur-de-lis with two smaller purple fleur-de-lis surrounding it ) people have assumed that her talent is in art, leadership, beauty, political affairs, creativity, or intellect.
Today the interview will be taking place in Fleur's backstage dressing room at the Canterlot Ampitheater. All the more private for me to strangle her without getting black listed in Canterlot. Wait or maybe my voodoo will finally work and today will be the day she falls over and breaks one of her many flawless hooves. C'mon Starlight get it together right now is the time for civility and poise two things you usually have. Don't worry revenge will come later after the interview. MWAH HA HA! Wow I really need to stop talking or thinking to myself Trixie's craziness probably rubbed off on me while I was getting the voodoo doll. Continuing from before we are going to interview in the main presentation center in Canterlot and all of Equestria. The Ampitheater is known for all the famous actors that have walked across it's stage and all the unique shows they have done. The only reason I am here today is , because right now the Miss Equestria pageant is taking place and Fleur told me she wouldn't have time for an interview on any other day. Which is probably a huge lie and the only reason she is doing this is to rub it in my face. Today I promised to be civil to the enemy, but if she begins to rub honey moon photos of Fancy Pants and her in my face like last time all bets are off.
An hour's worth of malevolent thoughts later..
The sound of a door closing brings me out of my thoughts and I look towards the door only to see a white coated mare with a soft pink mane and her trade mark Fleur-de-lis cutie mark stride in as if she owned the place. Well technically she does own this place according to PlayBrony and other sources I have to remind myself , but I still don't like being in her vicinity and have to continuously remind myself to be civil towards her during the interview. Ignoring the hatred I feel right now I plaster on a fake smile and hope for the best.
"Why darling I am so glad you came today I thought you still hated me from last time" Fleur says with a smile that is currently worth millions of bits. Trust me on this I checked PonyPedia which is never wrong.
I Still hate you Fleur and you know why but, instead of sharing my thought out loud I swallow a little of my anger and say "Now why would you think such a thing Fleur I mean we are such great friends right?"
After I say this Fleur begins to examine me to see if I have sort of hidden agenda planned , but I stand my ground and plaster an even bigger fake grin on my face to not give away anything.
Eventually after minutes of staring each other down Fleur finally gives in " It's good to see that one of my husbands closest friends doesn't hate me right now, oh by the way did my darling Fancy Pants tell you that we had a lovely vacation in Manehatten"
This comment makes me seethe with so much anger that I worry it might be visible note to self: later burn her at stake or hang her on a noose as punishment I take a moment to consider the plans running through my head other note to self: get a new pair of shoes and matching clothing to look beautiful for the hanging or burning. Who said a hanging of burning had to be a depressing event.
When I look back at Fleur I can tell that my anger has become visible and to try to cover up my emotions I say " Fleur why don't we get to the point of this" I begin to fake boredom and take a quick look at a clock" I have to plan my next interview after this so can we just hurry along with this conversation and start the interview"
Fleur suddenly looks somewhat surprised, but quickly covers it up with her million bit smile that make all the Fan ponies squeal , but makes me want to look away in disgust " Sure we should get started I have a party to go to with Fancy Pants after all and you of all ponies should know how impatient he can get"
I seethe with even more anger then before , but instead of sharing where I think she should go right now with that perfect little body of hers. I maintain my professionalism and begin the interview to get it over with.
Okay Fleur let's start with a question that most of your fans want to know the answer to. Are you really a trophy wife?
Of course not! I hate it when my fans put me with that term . A trophy wife is pony who represents her husband, because her husband is either unlikable or ugly. Fancy Pants is neither ! My darling Fancy pants is a very well liked pony who is very attractive and kind, so I am not a trophy wife since he doesn't need me to represent him.
Aww that is so sweet Fleur. Okay now onto the next question, Is it true that you molested a group of young male fillies once?
What! Don't tell me you actually believe in that rumor. That is completely un-true the fillies that were believed to be "molested" by me were actually Fancy Pants's nephews coming for a visit. I was left baby-sitting them while my husband was out and was caught in an unflattering pose while playing with them. The celebrity hounds jumped on the chance to give me a bad reputation , but the fillies can verify that the rumor is a lie.
Well it's good to hear that one of Equestria's most famed models is not a molester. Looking back at all your past modeling photo's Fleur, what is up with your tail?. In all your photos you tail is raised at a very unusual angle and most ponies have come to believe you have some sort of tail related condition
Oh the reason for my tail being at this angle is not , because of a condition. Oh no nothing as serious as that sorry if I concerned all my fans out there. The reason my tail is like this is , because I am double jointed in the tail. Since I am double tail jointed I can move my tail in all sorts of odd angles during my photo shoots.
Well that's intresting. Okay moving on how does it feel having a smaller fan base then Derpy and other ponies such as Minuette, Berry Punch, Lyra, and Doctor Whooves?
It makes me feel a little jealous , who wouldn't be jealous if you were in my position. I only get one less than a minute appearance in both season one and two combined while Derpy and Doctor Whooves get a lot of appearances in both season one and two and probably a lot more appearances in season three. Not to mention that I don't even have a proper tumblr or good fan fiction. The only fan base's I have are based on YouTube tributes and photos of me. Let's not forget half of the photos are very unflattering.
Well look at the bright side at least you are a background character. Me , I only am an O.C Original Character who is never going to be properly recognized and will never have a fan base unless this fan fic becomes very popular. But, moving on from my problems Fleur what made you decide to be a model?
I decided to become a model when I realized that I needed to have every ponies eyes on me. This might sound a little conceited , but that's just who I am a pony who needs every ponies eyes on her. I also love being able to dress in all sorts of outfit's and try different styles of makeup. I am a fashionista at heart who loves to show off her beauty.
Now Fleur a question most ponies want an answer to. How did you meet Fancy Pants?
I knew it would come to this whenever I have an interview this question always comes up. You know how Fancy Pants is always looking for something that interests him greatly. Well one day He was looking for a new thing to adore when he accidently stumbled onto the set of Equestria's Next Top Model. When I say stumbled I literally mean stumbled he wasn't looking where he was going and ended up on the stage crashing into me. At first I was furious at his intrusion , but to make it up to me he offered to get me a new dress to make up for the one he ruined. He made good on his promise and took me to get a new dress the next day , but soon we began to have a lot of fun together and we began seeing each other more an more often. Soon after that Fancy Pants proposed to me during the Grand Galloping Gala.
You and Fancy pants make a great couple, but all couple's have fights from time to time. What is on of the worst fight's you and Fancy Pants ever had?
Well this is a toughie it's hard for me to remember the fight's Fancy Pants and I had. Oh wait I just thought of one, it happened during the Sweet and Elite episode while we were both off camera. Fancy Pants left me saying that he had important business to do and I waited for him at Canterlot Square. I waited for an entire hour for him and when he came back he was covered with the scent of rarity's perfume. I thought he was cheating on me with that upstart little Ponyville mare which started a huge fight between the two of us. The fighting didn't end until Fancy Pants was able to prove that he wasn't cheating. Apparently he only crossed paths with rarity and then went to the jewelry store to get me a new necklace. You wouldn't believe how embarrassed I was afterwards.
Fleur what is a pet peeve of yours?
A pet peeve of mine is when ponies talk during the movies. This might seem like a small problem , but it really does annoy me to the extent that it makes me want to yell at the pony who is doing it. Whenever ponies talk during a good movie they ruin it for me especially if the pony has already seen the movie and is giving out spoilers that no one wants to hear.
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*ding ding* finally!
" Fleur guess we are all out of time for today's interview" I say with a relieved look " anything you want to tell all your fans out there before I leave?"
" Yes , there is something i would like to tell me fans before we go" Fleur puts on the million bit smile and says "I want to thank all my fans for their daily support and I especially want to thank my Mr. Fancy Pantsies"
I begin to gag as I walk out of the door in a rush Fancy Pantsies you have got to be kidding me at least she only said it once or I may have vomited
Looks like I made it through another interview without maiming or killing anyone, although I was very close to doing it. Well at least I won't have to interview her again thank Celestia for that. Also sorry my fans for not doing Lyra or Bon Bon like I promised last week , but I got a special request to do Fleur so I did Fleur. Next pony will be Lyra Heartstrings or Bon Bon unless I get another special request for a different pony. Also I am also welcome to suggestions on the kind of questions I should give to my interviewe's. If you have a question suggestion or background pony suggestion just post it in the comments section or send a message to mariepam198.
See you all next week!