[<…this is taking too long.>thought the brown bored demon.
“Uhh…Twilight? How much longer do we have to travel? He asked. The lavender mare didn’t even looked at him, continuing the road. She was still angry at the sudden response to that poor unfortunate idiot, but instead, with a little sight, she said:
“We’re almost there.” she said. “And just asking…where did you get that thing, if you don’t mind?”
Looking at his trusty rocket launcher, a large grin covers his face and then telling the curious purple mare everything about his strange object. ”Oh this…? I got it from Tartarus. Pretty neat I must say. I also upgraded it myself.” He said cheerfully.
Somehow nervous, Twilight stared at the weapon, almost realizing it’s purpose intirely. ”Look, I understand you were trained to fight and serve the Princess, but that doesn’t mean you can blow up everything in your path!” she snapped at him.
Hearing that last statement, QuakeScape knew that it is his whole-life duty to blow shit up and kill lots of idiots, but decided to be at least respectful to his purple friend. ”Whatever.” was all he had to say.
“Alright. Oh sweet Celestia we are finally here! ” said Twilight with excitement.
“It’s about god-damn time! ” said Quake with relief.
In the short distance, QuakeScape was somewhat admiring the landscape of the farm. Limitless trees with different colored apples, flowery vegetable fields, what could go wrong? But instead of entering the front door, Twilight suggested Applejack was doing some repairing in the barn, so she insisted the demon to enter there. Realising there are no lights, QuakeScape decided not to ask too many questions and proceeded to opening the barn door.
“SURPRISE!” yelled the main six, even Twilight behind him.
Big mistake. QuakeScape doesn’t enjoy the surprise, falling down getting a seizure. “OMGWTFBBQ!” he yelled.Unfortunately, Rarity didn’t like the response due to hearing him swear…which she fainted. However, the others were not expecting for th guest to react like that to his own welcome party, which was Princess Celestia’s idea(that trolling git). At the response, Pinkie Pie was speechless, forming a grin on her face. Grabbing Gummy from the floor, she opened a portal to another dimension . More exactly, she warped to Pinkie and the Brain’s alternate universe where they were performing their theme song for the millionth fucking time.
*Pinkie and the Brain Universe* ~One is a genius, the other’s insane!~ In that moment came Pinkie Pie, messing things up again.
“What the…Pinkie…” Brain said furiously, turning his head to the larger rodent.
“Yes Brain? ” asked Pinkie, confused.
“You have broken the fourth wall with your idiocy again!” yelled Brain, facepalming.
*Meanwhile, in our actual existence*
Waking up from the floor, with a slight headache, QuakeScape realized of the missing pink mare. ”Uhhh…where is that pink mare that was cheering the most?” he asked.
“Ah don’ think ya wanna know” responded Applejack.
“Wow dude you look so awsome! Said the blue cyan pegasus, with interesting features.
“Uhhh…thanks. You don’t look so bad either.” QuakeScape said, somewhat analyzing her features. <She looks so… colorful> he thought.
“Umm…welcome to Ponyville.” said Fluttershy, more like whispering, but he heard her pretty well.
Looking at Fluttershy, he feels like she would be…the one. Everything about her seemed perfect: beautiful blue eyes, pink mane and the yellow coat which felt like radiating as gold. Still admiring her features, QuakeScape was suddenly interrupted by what seemed like a portal opening. From it, Pinkie Pie came back from that dimension with some little souvenirs.
“Hi everypony!” said the cheerfully pink mare. “I brought something to help…oh well, never mind.” she said, realizing that QuakeScape is alright anyway.
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So what are we waiting for! Lets par-tie! yelled Pinkie.
And so, the party started with music, dance, food and all that shit for the rest of the day.