The alarm clock on twilight's nightstand rang out singing a soothing song. 'COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO!' Twilight lazily groped over towards where her clock lay and hit the snooze button. It stood up on newly sprouted legs and tore the hour hand off of itself. It then proceeded to commit seppuku, spewing liquid time all over the floor which burned through Twilight's floor and dripped into the kitchen. "Uhh... Twilight? Did another clock commit suicide?" Spike asked from downstairs. "Geez, they're dropping like flies" he walked up the stairs with a new alarm clock in his claws and placed it on the nightstand, throwing the old one out of the window as he did so. "Anyway Twilight, didn't you have an appointment with Fluttershy at her cottage?" Spike asked shaking Twilight's shoulder to wake her up. "Oh gosh! you're right Spike!" Exclaimed Twilight, jolting up to a sitting position and headbutting Spike in the face. He flew backwards and crashed through a wall. Twilight ignored him and walked past the moaning dragon. "Spike, make sure all of my things are in order, and fix that wall!" She yelled at him.
"Uhh... Yes Twilight..." He mumbled, rubbing a newly formed lump on his head. Just then, a huge 'BOOM' shook the library.
Twilight looked out of the window to see the remains of what was once a climbing frame with Applebloom standing beside it.
"Geez, ever since Applebloom got her cutie mark in demolitions we haven't had a moment's silence. It doesn't help that there's a plastic explosive sale on at the local supermarket constantly too." Grumbled Twilight as she stuck her head out of the window.
"Hey! Keep it down out there Applebloom!" She yelled at the little filly.
"Sorry Twi! Ah just fell offa that climbing frame yesterday and ah wanted to exact mah revenge!" she said back to Twilight.
"Oh, fair enough. Carry on!" said Twilight, turning her head back to her library. "She's such a good girl, I wonder how Applejack does it?" She thought aloud. The cutie mark crusaders had all got their cutie marks by now except Scootaloo, who had been gone off with some ponies who had 'KFC' printed on their uniforms, no one had seen her since. She wondered what had happened to her quickly before dismissing the thought. Twilight was sure she was fine.
Twilight trotted towards her refridgerator but it refused to open. She started pleading with it until it finally spat a bacon strip directly into her face. She put the bacon in a frying pan and lit the stove. The pan screamed in pain and told Twilight to tell it's baby pans it loved them. When the bacon was done frying she took it out of the pan and onto a plate. "Noooo!" The plate wailed. "I'm a vegetarian!" Twilight ignored the wailing china and continued to eat her breakfast. When she was done Twilight threw the plate over her head and Spike bareley managed to catch it. "I'm going out!" she yelled, trotting towards the door. She threw open the door as another explosion wracked the playground, courtesy of Applebloom. "Taste plastic explosives motherbucker!" She yelled, prancing around the smouldering wreck of what was once a see-saw.
"Watch yer mouth missy!" yelled Applejack, smacking Applebloom upside the head in a clean uppercut. She flew dramatically through the air and an announcer from nowhere yelled "K.O!" Applebloom lay in a puddle of her own blood and was quickly bleeding out. "Well ah guess we better get you to a hospital and get you a blood transfusion before the Jehovah's witnesses come and beat us with their pamphlets" Said Applejack, dragging her sister's lifeless body behind her.