Chapter 3
A/N sorry for the wait, but it's been hard to write because of several things which i will nto go into detail about.
Twilight and Fluttershy rushed out of the tree, letting the door hang open, and ran up to me. I was hugging a flamingo that had balloons tied around it's neck, I was quite content
"what? i can't hug a flamingo in peace?" They were both just staring at me "SHUT UP BILLY!" i yelled at the giant cherry that was badmouthing flamingos "FLAMINGOS ARE PEOPLE TOO!!!"
"Who are you talking to???" twilight was staring at me oddly, Fluttershy had run off for some reason
"billy of course"
"who's... nevermind"
"OOH, wait... that's a tree" Twilight facehoofed
"let's get you back inside before something bad happens"
"describe 'bad'"
"well for one you meeting pin~" she stopped herself before she could finish "a certain pony i don't want you meeting yet"
"pin? like a needle? wouldn't that hurt? WAIT pinball machines are FUN!"
"yes, yes, now let's just get you inside and we can keep talking there" she moved behind me and tried to push me back towards the tree
"HEY! that's MY cotton candy"
"excuse me?"
"SEE!" i reached behind myself and pulled out a pink pony with ballons on her flank and a pink poofy mane.
Twilight blinked and stared at the pony, then at me, then at the pony again
"Hiya!" the pink pony exclaimed
"waaaaaaaaait, you aren't cotton candy"
"nope silly, i'm pinkie pie"
"ooooooh, well that explains a few things" Twilight was still staring, as though she expected something catastrophically bad to happen
"it's okay Twi, nothing's gonna happen, the author said so" Twilight opened her mouth to try to say something, but closed it again and just kept trying to get me back in the library
"OH, by the way, my name is sam, but you may call me KING FLUFFLE OF THE FLUFFLIANS"
Twilight just ignored me and both Pinkie and i were levitated off the ground and into the tree
"now then, we should wait until fluttershy comes back to continue"
"why?" i asked
"because she's getting some ponies that will probably need to hear about this"
"OH, you mean a marshmallow, an apple, and a cloud?" Twilight blinked
"uhh... just stay here and try not to destroy anything" Twilight said as she rushed out the door
"oki doki loki" Pinkie chimed in "OOH, Hey sam, do you know how to make cupcakes?'
"nope, but he might" i pointed behind her
She turned her head around, defying the laws of reality with her neck "YEP, good call, Mr. Cuppy would definitely know"
"you call him Mr. Cuppy? i call him cherrybob"
"LET'S GET BAKING!"
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A while later, fluttershy and Twilight returned to chaos, somehow pinkie and i had managed to get frosting EVERYWHERE, get a porcupine stuck in bubble gum and then to the celing, and duct tape a chninchilla and a cherry together.
Twilight and Fluttershy were standing there with their mouths opened wide as a few more ponies came up behind them
"my dear, what in the name of fashion happened in here?" a white unicorn with three diamonds on her flank and a curly purple mane spoke, looking in from behind Twi and Fluttershy
"what in tarnation?!" another pony, this one orange with a pony tail and a setson Peered in at the gigantic mess
The last of the new ponies didn't say anything and just shrugged
"WE MADE CUPCAKES" Pinkie popped up between Twilight and Fluttershy, surprising both
"pinkie, how did you two MAKE this mess?" twilight said, staring at the mess and pinkie in turn
"oh, it's a long story"
I sloshed my way over, trailing frosting and smiling widely "hello"
The white pony took one look at me "OH my stars, what in equestria happened to your mane?"
"oh, i haven't had scissors in yeeeeeeeeeeeeeears, so it just grew out"
She seemed a bit wobbly
"or any hair-care products for that matter" As i spoke i licked a white sphere on a stick
"and what in heaven's name is THAT?" she said, pointing to the sphere
"a jawbreaker on a stick"
All five, except pinkie, looked at me confused
"what's a jawbreaker?" twilight asked
"it's pretty much sugar that's really really hard and flavored"
"and i told you two not to destroy anything"
"we didn't, we just coated it in frosting" she facehoofed again
"just... forget it, meet rarity," she pointed to the white unicorn "applejack" the orange pony "and rainbow dash" she pointed to the pegasus that hadn't said anything
"the fastest flier in equestria!"
"how do you know our the fastest? for all we know I'M faster... oh wait, no wings, nevermind" which was met with another facehoof from twilight.
"the princess needs to hear about this" twilight spoke, but i was busy pretending to be a dog, using my hair to make ears. everypony was staring at me.
"YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE COPPERS!" i yelles before i jumped out the nearest window and ran away screaming about carnies.
"... we should... head after him... shouldn't we?" applejack asked a bit tenatively
"we should" twilight walked out of the chaos that was her library and statted chasing after me.
"eeeeeeeeh, what's up doc?" i asked a pony while nibbling on a carrot