//------------------------------// // Chapter 15: Birthday Parties // Story: The Last Human // by Blackdragn18 //------------------------------// I helped Shining Clothes up and we shook hands I gave him tips and Twilight helped him home. So I headed back inside. Hey it’s Celestia it would seem she is feeling better because she is now in a really good mood. She asked me about my day so I told her about my fight with Twilight's brother. She was suspiciously interested. Anyway Twilight decided to spend the night with her family. Ok Celestia was being way too friendly since this afternoon. I am guessing she is going to get revenge on me while I am asleep. Luckily I am ready, I have a duplicate of me and I put it in my bed. Well sure enough Celestia snuck into my room while I was “asleep”. She had a sharpie. Wow that is the plan she has? Oh wow a sharpie. Yeah she is drawing a mustache on my face and glasses, then she used her magic and teleported my decoy I don’t know where but you know oh well. I walked up to her. “Where did you send me?” “AAHH! Sean what the? How the? What?” “That was my decoy. Oh the look on your face!” Well that backfired because she then teleported me to the top of the mountain that Canterlot is on top of. I hate her so much right now, she put me right into a snow bank. Man this is really high. Ugh time to walk I guess. When I got home and Celestia decided we were even. Well mine was a lot funnier hers was just mean. Yeah it’s Twilight's birthday! I don’t really know how old she is but who cares. Twilight got a big cake with purple frosting and her tattoo on top of it. Can you guess who was the first one to get a piece of cake? Anyway being the nerd she is I decided to lend her my two special books so she could learn more about my race and me overall. Needless to say she was very happy since I had made them off limits. Well the rest of the party was rather lame due to her lack of friends it was just me, Celestia, stupid pink girl, Shining Armor, and her parents. Well Twilight's “guests” left and we all went to bed. First I had to find Progenitus. I went to the back courtyard where the party had been and I saw what was left of the cake, seriously Celestia. Anyway I saw the lump of cake shift a bit and his heads popped out. “There you are.” I walked up and picked him up. “Let’s go.” I then went to bed. Ugh why am I doing this? I have not even known her for a year and yet I am. So Twilight's brother has gone to guard camp and Cadence disappeared around the same time. Apparently Twilight is getting picked on, I guess the bullies realized her brother was gone so they figure fair game. I will admit she makes a good target, she is a small bookworm that has no real self-defense magic. Anyway she came home yesterday with bruises and crying. So I said I would come with her to confront these guys. I am confused as to why I volunteered; Celestia didn’t even make me like usual. I don’t get it. So we went to the park where she was picked on yesterday. and sure enough they were there. So we walked up. To have some fun, I turned into a young Pegasus so I could see what this was all about. When we got up to them they started to taunt Twilight and almost drove her to tears. That made me mad. So I turned into me and long story short they are currently glued together and hanging upside down from a wall. Twilight was very happy and thanked me repeatedly for doing that for her. Then she jumped up and hugged my neck. That freaked me out so I fell and she started to laugh. Sadistic little purple nerd. Well Twilight has been much clingier ever since the bully incident. Basically what this is now is she does not really go outside as often and she hangs around me and Celestia a lot more. I am starting to take a liking to Twilight. She is rather amusing when she opens up. But moving on Celestia asked me to go visit the zebras which I am not complaining about they are really fun. But anyway Twilight is coming with me. Celestia and her both agree it will be a good learning experience so I am stuck with some curious unicorn who keeps asking questions I am thinking my guards are not terribly happy about her right now. Seriously “What’s that? Why is your armor different? Why do your wings have blades?” When we entered zebra territory it got worse. You see the zebras live on an island where a lot of plants and animals live that are not from Equestria. Honestly it got rather old when we landed. Alright when we got to the main city it got even worse. The zebras are rather intelligent creatures and by no means primitive but they live in sort of huts. As you can guess there were lots of questions about huts and their stripes and a lot more ugh. The thing that is a shame is the zebras can be great party animals but I we have to keep everything pg. because there was a child present. Luckily things started off after 11 p.m. that was when Twilight went to bed and the fun started. There was a lot of their special alcohol stuff and some fun dances and such. You know I can see why Celestia thinks even after 900 years I am still irresponsible. I mean my guards are currently unconscious and likely are not going to be of any use when they wake up from the fun last night. Looking back I did also leave a small child unattended. You know I may be irresponsible but the zebras say I am a lot more fun. I felt something jab me in the side. So I opened my eyes and screamed. Because when I opened them there were big purple eyes right there in my face. Let me tell ya that is scary. Twilight in turn screamed. “Twilight! What? What were you doing?” “None of you were moving so I was curious so I came to see if you were dead.” “Ok then.” Well the rest of that day was rather dull it got all political and such bleh! So we headed home and that is all there is for that trip.