Chapter 2
I was dreaming, and I knew I was dreaming, the main reason for that being I had tiny flying monkeys wearing sneakers, those propeller beanies that I love so very very much, and tutu's. That and they were singing, one of my favorite songs too, at least i think it is (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCQxl4Ae84w). I started snapping along, watching a circus and listening to music was fun, but the oddity circus was somewhat dull, it's 4-headed men and people with 16 arms were getting somewhat familiar. Especially the lady with clown makeup and pointed teeth
"Lookin good sally" I yelled out
"MY NAME IS MARIE YOU NUMBSKULL!!!" she wailed
"I know" I loved teasing even my own dreams, but she just rolled her eyes and continued walking upside down on the top of the tent. The events of the circus were starting to get blurry, so I knew I was waking up, but I did not expect the sudden pain in my face.
"OW, HEY I thought she called me a NUMBskull, SHE LIED!!!" I moved my arm to my face and groaned. I opened one eye and wished I hadn't
"Those dang lights ain't got nothin on these" I opened my eye again, slowly this time, and saw, not white walls and ceilings, but a thatched roof and a decorated room, and a bunny, on my chest, staring straight at me.
"... HOLY FLYING HUMDINGERS IN A HOME DEPOT!!!" I yelled as I leapt up and sent the bunny flying across the room and into a pillow. I grabbed where I assumed my heart was and tried to calm down. I heard noise, like coconuts dropped down stairs. A yellow PEGASUS with a pink mane covering one eye came down the stairs quite quickly.
"What happened? I heard a loud noise and..." She stopped when she saw me standing. I on the other hand was staring at her open-mouthed and wide-eyed.
"... TALKING CUTE YELLOW FLUFFY THING WITH WINGS!!!" I yelled, startling the yellow Pegasus beyond belief, she barreled up the stairs and I simply stood there and watched
"Awwwwwww, I just wanna hug you" I said as I put on my best 'cute face', confusing every living thing in the cottage, including the dazed bunny. The yellow pegasus peeked out just a little and spoke again
"D~did you just... speak?"
"Well I THINK so at least, and you?"
"Well... o~of course i'm speaking"
"Then i'm not trying hard enough" She looked at me confused
"Umm... who are you?" She asked tentatively
"I am me"
"Uhh... o~okay... that's... reasonable..."
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH you mean my name?"
"Well... yes actually"
"I don't know it"
"H~how can anypony not know their own name?" She seemed shocked at the idea. I suddenly launched myself at her and hugged like there was no tomorrow, causing her to freeze up
"Sorry, you are just too cuuuuuuuuuute OH and it's because I only remember a white room, that's all"
"A~a white room?" She managed to squeak out
"Yep, it's WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY too boring there, but now i'm out, maybe i'll remember it sometime. And maybe the monkeys with propeller beanies will stop flying around my head. BUT I LIKE PROPELLER BEANIES, but I don't really like monkeys" The yellow pegasus obviously had no idea what the heck to say, other than
"Huh???"
"OH, nothing, just talking to myself, HEY, I never got to thank you for helping me"
"H~helping you?"
"Well DUH I fell from the sky and hit..." I paused, counted on my fingers "3 branches... or was it 4... I don't remember"
"Oh, well, your welcome then I guess"
"Now then... whatchawannado?"
"Uhh... promise you'll stop hugging me?"
"Awwwwwwwww, why? It's fun and your sooooooo fluffy"
"Because it kinda makes me uncomfortable..."
"OH, well why didn't you say so" I let go of her and she seemed to relax quite a bit
"Well... I guess we could visit twilight... She may be able to help you remember your name"
"Sounds like a plan to me TO NARNIA!!! WAIT the readers don't want that TWICE... uhh... TALLY HO! YEP, that one WORKS!!!" She looked at me confused again
"SO, talking cute yellow fluffy thing with wings, where is this twilight located?"
"Umm... she's probably in the library, and my name is Fluttershy"
"Okay then talking cute yellow fluffy thing with wings whose name is Fluttershy"
"... Just Fluttershy works, if your okay with it that is"
"Okay then Fluttershy" I decided not to tease her any more... for now "shall we set off?" she nodded and got up. i got up as well and started to follow her.
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Walking through town was an interesting experience to say the least, the stares were somewhat odd, but what really surprised me was the sheer amount of color. I ended up running up to every single pony and staring at them for a good 3 seconds before moving on, most likely freaking out every single pony along the way.
"WOW there's a lot of color here"
"Yes..."
"OOOOOH ORANGE!" I yelled as i ran up to an orange pony, who jumped back in surprise. I was generally keeping up with Fluttershy in her progress towards the library. EVENTUALLY we made it to the giant tree in the center of town
"BIG tree... it would take one MASSIVE beaver to take that thing down"
"... Th~that's the library"
"No, that's a tree, definitely a tree"
"The library's inside..."
"OOOOH a library IN a tree.. Is it colorful? Is it carved by crabs? Giant mutant crabs named chuck?"
She looked at the outside of the tree library "...I guess it's colorful..." She looked back at the dust cloud where I used to be. "Oh... My" she whispered as she rushed off into the library
"SO COLORFUL! however there is a severe lack of avocado" I yelled from in the library, looking around rapidly
"Umm... Hello?" A startled unicorn said as she saw me
"HELLO!" I stared at her "CUTE FLUFFY PURPLE HORNED THINGY!" she stared at me, apparently not sure weather or not to take offence at that, I didn't give her much time to mull it over as I hugged her.
"HEY WHAT THE?!" About then Fluttershy walked in
"Oh... my... i'm sorry Twi, I think he just... uhh... likes colors..."
"You don't say?" Twilight said looking at me oddly "And what is 'he'?"
"I'm just a human"
"... What's a human?" they both said in usion
"A bit hard to explain, so i won't, just say i'm essentially a big hairless monkey" they both looked at my very long hair "Well, everywhere but the top of the head"
"That's just your mane?!" Twilight exclaimed
"It's been a while since i've gotten a haircut, blank white rooms with just a bed and toilet are SEVERELY lacking in scissors or anything sharp for that matter"
"Wait what?" Twilight managed to worm free of my hug and she turned to look at me
"Oh, that's just it Twi, he was apparently locked in a white room for as long as he remembers, and he doesn't even remember his name" Fluttershy scooted over to near twilight as she spoke "So, we kinda hoped that you may be able to get him to remember his name"
"What??? How could anypony not remember their NAME?"
"I asked the same question at first" Fluttershy mused
"Ask the poodle jerky doing the samba" They both stared at me oddly "What? They might know"
"... Okay, I think pinkie may be a better..." Twilight thought for a moment "BAD IDEA BAD IDEA BAAAAAAAAAD IDEA"
"OOH, pinkie sounds like fun" they both looked terrified
"Uhh... maybe that could wait until I search your memory for your name first"
"Awwwwwwww, okaaaaaaaaaay" I pouted. Her horn glowed and the flying pinapples stared at me "What, it's her not me" Twilight decided to ignore that and was about to cast the spell "Oh, by the way you may want to make it selective and just for my name" she paused the spell
"Why?"
"OH, because i'm what's known as 'insane' and if you were to try to read ALL my memories you probably would be too"
"... Good to know" she said as she resumed casting the spell, suddenly, as she was casting it a name entered my mind.
"HOLD UP" I broke her concentration quite fast and her spell was stopped
"What now?!"
"I remembered" she put on an 'are you serious' face "YEP!"
then I suddenly looked out the window and gasped loudly "CUTE FLUFFY PINK THINGY WITH BALOONS" Twilight and Fluttershy had looks of horror on their face when I launched out the door.