//------------------------------// // Captain Overpowered travels to Fallout: Equestria // Story: Project Infinity // by Dubious //------------------------------// Captain Over Powered travels to Fallout: Equestria This in no way relates to the actual story I'm writing, it's just something to make you laugh. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- One day the legendary Captain Overpowered decided to repair an old watch he found in the wastes. After zealously using duct tape and toasters he had finally finished repairing it. "Finally! I have an accurate way to tell time. Now I just need to wind it." After winding the watch for a minute he begins to hear a faint humming sound. "Hmm. I should probably go show off my new watch to everyone at the Lucky 38, I'm sure they'll love it. But just to be safe I'm taking some weapons." after inputting the password to his vault Captain Overpowered picked out his favourite handguns and body armor. "Ah there's nothing like a good old .44 Magnum to really brighten up your day, Nor is there anything like a good old S&W .500 hunting revolver." after thinking for a second he also grabbed his trusty Anti-material Rifle just to show off even more. After kicking in the front doors to the Lucky 38, Captain Overpowered decided to hunt down the Courier and show off his watch to him first. Whilst searching for the Courier one of the patrons of the casino accidentally spilt her drink on Captain Overpowereds new watch causing it to short out. "You stupid bitch! That was my new watch! Do you know how much duct tape it took to repair this thing?" just as he was about the back and her there was a sudden flash and he found himself outside and surrounded by pastel coloured ponies. "Oh I knew i didn't use enough duct tape. So, what's there to do here?" "Run it's an alien!!" "I'm no alien. Oh look a winged unicorn thingie!! I'm gonna kill it." And with that he leaped at the alicorn that was flying past the town several hundred meters away and tackled it down to the ground. "Say hello to your untimely demise unlucky creature!" after launching a punch at the alicorn there was a sudden flash and she was standing twenty meters away as his fist impacted the ground, causing a massive shock wave to emanate from the point of impact, easily destroying most things within an eighteen meter radius around him. "So you can teleport, eh? Well two can play at that game." he said whilst drawing out one of the .22 revolvers he always keeps in his boots and took aim. "Say hello to my .22 revolver!" he shouted at fifty times the volume of the Royal Canterlot Voice. After recovering from the volume of his shout the alicorn saw him taking aim and quickly strafed left to avoid being shot. In the distance behind her one of the many mountains around Canterlot explode in a massive fireball of rocks and fire. "What sort of weapon is that?" the alicorn shouted at Captain Overpowered as he took aim again. "It's just my crappy .22 revolver. Now if you'll just stand still I won;t have to use my .44 Magnum on you." Realizing she couldn't win the alicorn did the only thing she could: teleport away. (At the Goddesses lair) The Goddess was carefully manipulating the memories of Blackjack when one of her servants teleported into the room. "Goddess there is an alien with weaponry that makes a megaspell look like a child's toy running around. We must stop it." "Its weapons cannot be that powerful." Look at my memories, one shot from its weakest weapon exploded a mountain." After looking at the alicorns memories the Goddess contemplated this new threat. "I shall send as many serv-" suddenly the entire facility shock incredibly violently shaking parts of it into piles of rubble. "WHAT WAS THAT!!" demanded the Goddess. "It was the alien using its next weapon to kill a Changeling." one of her alicorns answered her telepathically. "I think this new enemy calls for a massive alliance of the powers." "It just destroyed the Enclave." telepathically cried one alicorn. "Its ripping apart manehatten." Cried another. "How can it move so fast?" "Maybe it is true to it's namesake, Captain Overpowered." "You called?" rang out a voice from nowhere in particular. "Who are you and what do you want?" "I just want to fix my watch and show it off to my friends." "Then why are you here?" "Some clumsy bitch spilt her drink on it causing it to send me here." he said as he stepped out from a patch of shadows that existed in the center of the brightly light room. "What do you need to fix it?" "All the duct tape in this world." "O-okay." whimpered the Goddess, never had she encountered a being with such power, not even the elements could stop it. "Okay I'll be back in three hours to collect the duct tape." the said whilst walking back into the shadows in the middle of the floor, which promptly disappeared when he entered them. "All alicorns are hereby ordered to collect all the duct tape they find!" the Goddess telepathically ordered. (In Hoofington) I don't really see how that was supposed to be a challenge." the Captain replied whilst collecting his earning from a very confused Rampage. "But how didn't they hurt you?" "Because I'm wearing my lucky glove." "Okay... backing away from the weirdo now." "I wonder if my Anti-Material Rifle can puncture one of those towers." he wondered aloud as he took his AM rifle off his back and took aim. "This may get loud little pony." "What do you me-" Rampage was asking when a deafening boom echoed around the Hoof. "What the buck was that!" she yelled at the Captain. "I was just shooting one of the towers. not that there's any left though." "What are you talking about?" just then she caught site of the massive crater that rested where Hoofington once resided. "Oh no wonder, I'm using surplus ammo, not Explosive." "I'm just gonna run away as fast as I can." "You do that." he replied whilst loading .50BMG explosive rounds. (On the outskirts of Hoofington) Blackjack thought she could she Rampage running towards her at subsonic speeds. "Is that you rampage?" she asked as the red and white blur ran past her. All she got in reply was "Gotta run, alien with planet ending firepower loading explosive rounds. Gottagobye." "That was weird." she thought as she looked up to see massive explosion rip forth from where Hoofington once stood. "That doesn't look good." she said to herself as she was picked up by the shock wave and hurled away at speeds faster than rampage was travelling. (At Tenpony Tower) All the residents were looking out the windows at the massive explosion emanating from the Hoof. "Oh that doesn't bode well for the rest of us." one of the residents remarked as Blackjack suddenly flew through a nearby window. "I think we're all gonna die horrible explosion related deaths today." she said aloud as she was healed by her internal healing talisman. (At the newly formed Grand Hoofington Canyon) "Ah a bug!!" shouted the Captain as he was a bloatsprite floating lazily towards him. "Taste the wrath of my 9MM pistol." he said as he took aim with his 9MM pistol. Once he had a clear shot he pulled the trigger. (At an ancient Pre-war space station) One of the stations AIs spotted a massive explosion ripping across the surface of the planet. "That does not tide well for the survivours." was all it said before the explosion reached the station travelling at nineteen million times the speed of light. (Back at the Lucky 38) "So you accidentally spilt your drink on his new watch and then he went to backhand you and vanished into thin air?" "Yes he did." suddenly there was a deafening boom and a flash as Captain Overpowered reappeared in front of them. "You would not believe what I just went through to back hand this bitch for wrecking my watch." the Captain said before backhanding the woman who wrecked his watch through several buildings and into the Gun Runners compound. The End. A little sidefic to sate your appetites until I finish chapter two.