Hey, what do we have here? a new fanfic! and I... I... I am so sorry...
Happy Halloween and thanks to my friend Zephyr for the pre-read.
Chapter 1
Before the Infection
[Location… Unknown] Time also unknown…
‘So that’s how it ends… fitting…’ Thought a fat rotten bipedal creature as it run towards his target… queen Chrysalis.
As the fat undead run… he could hear the voice of his new equine friends… calling for him to stop, pleading him… most of them were crying… all of them were hold in some strange cocoon like looking prison made by the simple changeling drones.
“Urgh!” The fatty said as he lost his right arm from a laser thrown by the weakened evil queen. Even with his arm lost, he will never give up until he saved his friends.
“BUUUUUUURRRRP!” The fat undead scream as he sprinted at unnatural speeds towards Chrysalis.
“NO! STAY AWAY FROM ME!” The evil queen said with fear in her voice as she shot more lasers at the undead fatty, only for the lasers to miss their mark.
‘It’s over…’ Thought the undead as he made his final jump… just to end the wicked queen… and just as he did it… he could see his life flash back to him…
[Location… Chicago/ Left4Dead Universe] 18 years old…
“This is my story… the story of a fat boy who was always bullied at school.” A voice said in the dark.
There in some random back alley a simple fat boy was getting kicked by some guys who believed they have the right to bother kids just to lift their damn egos. Yet this fat kid didn’t bother to defend itself, nor even cry or simply care as he stayed on the ground curled up in a ball while these so called classmates of him kick him.
“My dad always told me… son… there is no mayor victory toward bullies than simply not giving a shit.” The voice said as he chuckled a bit.
The bullies once they got tired of kicking him, left him angrily because of the simple fact they never heard the fat boy complain or even pay them any attention.
“And he was true. It hurt them more to get no satisfaction as they never receive any attention from his victim. Me.” The voice said as it smiled.
Once the bullies were clearly far away… the fat boy woke up…
‘Is it over… um… last school bullies always keep me awake.’ The fat kid thought as he got up from the ground, he cleaned the dust from his body, and picked up his back pack what by luck, the bullies didn’t even bother to throw around.
“If I were the teacher of a bully school I would give them an F.” He said with backpack in hand heading back home.
“Hey Benjamin!” Someone called the fat boy by his name on the distance. Turning around he found one of his two friends… Jeffrey.
“Hey Jeff what’s up?” Benjamin said with his typical monotonous voice.
“Nothing just heading back home. Say did those guys bother you again?” It was Jeffrey. Jeff is a kid that likes to wear long sleeves hoody clothing all the time, even in hot summers.
“Because if they did I will give them a piece of my mind.” Jeff said as he mimic boxing like moves as they both walk home.
“Just leave them be. If I really cared, I would have disposed of them already.” Benjamin said not caring one bit.
“True…” Jeff said feeling a bit of chilly on his skin, he knew his friend is someone not to mess with… he is secretly a ninja.
“Yea you hear that right… I am a ninja…” The Voice in the dark said seriously. “My father was a good business man born in America, until the day he fall in love with my mother who is a beautiful Japanese woman with a long legacy of assassins in the family. Everything I learned… I learned from her.” He said with a smile. “Sure I might be fat, but that is because I was a spoiled brat and I blame mostly my dad for not caring of my own figure. But sure as hell… I was deadly.” He said with a twisted smile on his face.
As both friends kept talking they arrived to their neighborhood… simple American homes with simple and tidy front yards filled with rich green grass… the kind of grass you feel like sleeping on top of it and not give a damn as the world keeps its course.
“Yo!” to their luck they found the last member of their own friendship circle. Lars... the stoner. Lars is a simple guy who shares a huge fascination with bongs, he end up collecting them in his private base (his basement), and he is also the tallest of the three.
Lars approached them on their stroll back home. His backpack has been dragged on the road.
“Hey Lars! Ready for the basketball tournament?” Jeff asked as he hopped in place.
“You bet!” Lars said with a smile. That was until he saw Benjamin's clothes.
“How long?” Lars asked his fat friend with a straight face.
“20 minutes.” Benjamin said not looking at him.
“HA! You own me 20 bucks man!” Lars said to his friend Jeff as he made hand sign of gimme all your money.
“Damn.” Jeff said as he handled the money to Lars. All of them know each other since their first time at school and from time to time they like to bet on each other, whenever it is their fat friend getting bullied, to sports or weed resistance and stuff.
“Well here it is… home sweet home… see ya tomorrow guys.” Said Benjamin as he approached his home.
“See ya Ben!” Both of his friends said as they kept walking and headed back to their own conversation of their basketball tournament.
“They were my best buddies… always helping one another… always pranking or betting one another. The kind of friends you know ya hit jackpot in friendship.” The voice in the dark said with a smile.
Benjamin entered his 2 story home… but as soon he closed the door he moved his head to the right just a bit and on time to avoid a knife that was aimed for his head.
“Hi mom…” Said Benjamin with a smile.
“My mom was the coolest in the world… No seriously, how many moms try to kill you in the time you least expect it?… even in your sleep.” The Voice in the dark said with a warm smile.
“Nice dodge, but you need to act quicker.” His mother said as she appeared behind him in a flash of gas bomb, dress in pink ninja clothes.
“Ready when you are.” Benjamin said only to start blocking kicks and punches from his own mother, and as they kept fighting they made a mess of the living room, destroying furniture and paintings… The only huge difference was the unfair advantage of him to fight his mother without any weapon… she was attacking him with her katana and kunai arsenal.
The showdown lasted a full hour. Benjamin was sweating a lot because of the simple fact he was fat and had little condition on his body.
“Let me guess… *pant* you wanted new furniture… *pant*?” Benjamin asked still in defensive position as he observed his mother not tired at all.
“Oh yes, I got tired of all the brown. But what do you think? Blue sky or dark blue for the new sofas?” His mother asked as she kicked what’s left of the shattered brown sofa.
“Blue sky would match better with the paint of the room (which is baby blue).” Said Benjamin now finally catching his breath.
“Mmm… not bad. Take a shower; also I left a present in your room.” His mother said with a smile as she headed to her dojo, built in their backyard.
Exhausted from the showdown… Benjamin headed upstairs to his room… and found something on top of his bed he never believed he would get… a limited edition Derpy toy form his favorite show, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
“Best mom in the world I told ya. Also there is nothing wrong in liking a show aimed for little girls. It’s simply awesome; you should watch it, to know what I mean.” The voice in the dark said as he chuckle a bit.
The next day was simple… go to school… hang with friends… the usual… that was until he left the basketball tournament. No, Benjamin didn’t participate on it, he hates sports.
The tournament was hold on the school gym, and his friends stayed to do something that they needed to do after the competition. So as he headed back home he passed next to the alley where those bullies attacked him yesterday… only to find them again and this time they were bothering what looked like a blond cheerleader.
“Hey babe why is a girl like you all alone around this parts.” Teasingly said the leader of the gang.
“Let me go or I will tell my boyfriend about you and believe me he will kick your ass like there is no tomorrow.” The cheerleader said with a posh like accent as she threated the gang who drag her to the alley.
“Well your boyfriend is not here.” An other of the gang members said as he slapped the butt of the cheerleader. She slapped his face with indignation only to receive a punch in her face by the same guy who slapped her butt, making her fall on the ground with a thud…
“My dad also told me… if some male dares to lift a finger on a defenseless woman… his masculinity license should be removed with pain.” The voice in the dark said with a wicked grin.
Benjamin not bothering to make his presence known to the 6 gang members, took the element of surprise on his favor as he attacked one of the gang members with a strong blow on the back of his head leaving him knocked out. By the time they knew what was going on, two more fell on the ground completely unconscious.
The last three members, completely enraged, charged Benjamin only to end in deep shit… it didn’t took him more than 10 seconds flat to deal with the remaining members.
The cheerleader stayed on the ground really pleased to know the ruffians got what they deserved for messing with her as she observed this overweight boy deal with them.
With all the gang members unconscious, Benjamin approached the cheerleader and offered her a hand to help her get up. She gladly accepted it.
“Thanks.” The cheerleader said to Benjamin as he helped her get up on her feet.
“It was nothing…” Benjamin said with a smile. But what he didn’t know was that the gang member leader got back on his feet with a balisong knife in his hand.
“Look out!” The cheerleader said as she saw the gang member ready to stab Benjamin.
Benjamin quickly turned around in a defensive position to face the gang leader only to find it again knocked down on the floor very quick… because a huge, HUGE guy in football uniform gave it a huge punch on his back skull making it literally crack.
“John!” The cheerleader said with a smile as she run and hugged her boyfriend.
“Hey babe ya miss me.” John the leader of the football team of Benjamin's school said to his girlfriend.
“Where the hell were you? These guys were about to rape me!” The cheerleader said as she punched John’s chest, really angry.
“Hey I just arrived here only to find someone already dealt with them. Speaking of someone, I want to thank you for helping my girlfriend.” John said to Benjamin.
“It was nothing really… I am happy to help someone in need.” Benjamin said.
“Well thanks. My name is John and this pretty girl over here is Amanda.” John said as he stretch his arm to Benjamin to shake hands.
“Benjamin. Ben to my friends.” He said as he shook hands with John.
“That my friends, was the day I made two more friends with the coolest people in the world… John and Amanda. Summing my already friends Jeff and Lars the awesome was double.” The Voice in the dark said with a smile, remembering the good times.
Life kept its course and everything went as expected, the full gang of friends enjoyed staying in school together and living their lives as they pleased without a care in the world…
“Sure everything was blueberry pie and cake in our lives… until the day… of the infection…” The Voice in the dark said as he showed his face in front of a small light… revealing nothing more than the special infected called… Boomer.
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