Well when I woke up it was about nine. I was up late last night reading about this whole griffin citizen thing.
When I went down stairs Celestia was still asleep I guess, because she was not having breakfast or in her throne room. She often sleeps late on Sundays due to the fact that this is her usual day off. So I was walking back towards the kitchen to get
some cereal, it was all fine until.
“Hi!” a voice came from at my feet
“AAGH!” I leaped into the air. I looked back down and saw it was that little purple kid.
“Oh sorry did I startle you?”
“Yes, Noon Glitter right?”
“No, Twilight Sparkle.”
“Oh right. So how did you get in here?”
“One of the guards let me in. He had seen me yesterday and he just let me in.”
“Oh, ok. So weren’t you supposed to bring your things?”
“Yep.”
“Where is it?”
“Over there.” She pointed to her right and I saw a stack of boxes.
“Oh. So why so talkative today? You were really quiet yesterday?”
“I talked to my brother that made me feel better.”
“Ok sounds good. Sooo Celestia isn’t awake yet. What do you wanna do?”She sat there and thought for a minute. She then looked up to me and shrugged.
“Ok wanna come see my vicious beast from the stories?” She was definitely being better because she nodded excitedly. So we went to the throne room. For some weird reason he likes to sleep on my throne. And sure enough there was a three headed green lump on my throne.
“Progenitus come here Buddy.” He looked up and ran over to me; he looks weird when he runs. He does a sort of snaky hop thing. So anyway recently he has decided to make his smaller form slightly larger. He is now slightly taller than Twilight. Anyway she seemed very fascinated by him.
“Isn’t this a hydra?”
“Yep he is my pet.”
“But he looks nothing like the one I have seen in my books. The ones I have seen always walk like you and are orange and the heads are a bit more like yours and pointed not like a dragons.”
“Yeah Progenitus killed one of those. He is some rare breed I guess.”
“How can he fight? He isn’t that big.”
“Simple Progenitus full sized.”
He then grew to his full size and looked down at us with all three heads. She looked up “Ooh.”
Well after that I decided to give Twilight the grand tour. I showed her my room, the dining hall, and much more. “And this is the last place of our tour, Celestia’s bedroom. Speaking of which she needs to wake up. One sec.” I opened the door and tip toed into her room. I turned my hand into ice and then shoved my hand on her neck.
“AAAAAAGHHH! SEAN!”
I then ran out the door and grabbed Twilight “Time to run.” Then I ran down the stairs.
“Sean are you sure that was a good idea?”
“No but it was pretty funny.”When we reached the bottom of the stairs sadly Celestia was standing there looking rather unhappy.
“Oh yeah she can teleport. Ha. How’s it going Celestia?”She glared at me.
She then talked in an uncharacteristically cold voice. “Sean what have I said about waking me up with ice?”
“Ugh, don’t do it because you don’t like it and you are afraid of ice.” Her eye twitched a little. “Now calm down you know it was funny.” She seemed to calm down considerably then surprisingly began to laugh.
Twilight seemed to be very awkward during this whole thing. She looked at us like we were crazy.
So anyway the rest of that day was rather dull. We had lunch because by the time Celestia woke up it was 12:45. Then Celestia told Twilight more about the whole student thing and what not. Anyway then we found out where she was going to be sleeping. For some reason it is pretty close to mine. Upon investigation we found it was in case something dangerous ever happened I would be able to get to her student quickly.
Knock. Knock. Knock. Who the heck wakes me up from my nap? All the guards know not to, Celestia and Twilight know better and it was 2 p.m. Which means that no more whiny ponies should be coming to complain.
“Ugh I’m coming shut up!” I went up to the main door and opened it. There was a weird pink alicorn. Which is weird because I thought Celestia was the last one. She was about 4 and ½ feet tall and her mane wasn’t all weird and flowing.
"Who in Bolas’ name are you supposed to be?”
“Hello. My name is Cadence.”
“Good for you. What do you want?”
“You could be a bit more polite.”
“Ok there are two things that will now happen. Either, A You tell me what you want. Or B I take you and punt you all the way to the moon.”
“Well, I am here to pick up Twilight Sparkle.”
“Why.”
“Because we were planning to go to lunch.”
“How do I know you aren’t some kind of kidnapper who is going to take her and harvest her organs for your sickly grandmother?”
“What!?”
“Sean what are you doing?”I looked back and saw Celestia and Twilight standing there.
“There is a child napping organ harvesting weirdo alicorn here for Twilight.”
Twilight lit up. “Is it Cadence?”
“Yeah.” She then ran past me and hugged her. Apparently she is her sitter you know the one that keeps track of the kid when the parents are too lazy to take care of them. So they left.
I spent the day doing some errands. First I went to go visit the Wonderbolts you know ever since I helped them become famous it try to visit once a month. Even though the original ones are dead I make sure to visit them and befriend all the new recruits and all that. Then I played with Progenitus, then I did the most important of the all the errands. Taking my nap! After all it was cut short by what’s her face. Anyway I headed to the throne room which amazingly is the least noisy and fell asleep.
Ah my head. Sometimes I hate Twilight, she is a bookworm who is obsessed with learning especially magic. She is also fascinated by me and Progenitus. Anyway, well there just now was a huge explosion. I fell off my bed and smacked my head on the end table which should have killed me since it left a dent in my skull.
That purple brat is lucky I regenerate. Anyway I headed down to her room. I opened the door and the entire room was charred. There was a black figure in the middle of the room looking very confused. When I opened the door the blob looked at me.
“Hi Sean.”
“Twilight what did you do?”
She then explained that she had been working on a spell that would make a giant bubble as a test given by Celestia. Not sure why that would ever be useful or cause an explosion but whatever. Anyway she apologized for waking me up and she headed to Celestia’s study for her lessons, I on the other hand decided to go back to sleep.
OK IF THE ONE KNOCKING ON THE DOOR IS THAT STUPID ALICORN I AM GOING TO RING HER NECK! Seriously I was trying to sleep and there was a knock at the door. I opened it and this time sure enough it was her.
“What do you want!?” I glared at her.
“I am here to tell you that you were quite rude yesterday.”
“I don’t care.”
“Well I can fix that.” Her horn began to glow then hearts came out of it and they began to spin around me. Then they disappeared.
“Ha now you will be polite I just hit you with my spell that makes ponies become nicer.”
“Oh you are so going to die.”
Princess Celestia was with her student teaching her more about how to control magic when they heard a scream. Then Cadence flew past the window.
Twilight and Celestia ran to the window.
“What was Cadence running from?” Twilight asked.Then there was a vicious roar and a giant dragon flew past shaking the whole room.
“What was that Princess!?”
Princess Celestia sighed. “I am guessing your friend got on Sean’s bad side, and now she is likely going to die if we don’t intervene.”
She then levitated Twilight onto her back and they began to follow.
I am going to burn her! I shot a fireball at her.
“
AAAAHHH!” she then flew higher to dodge the shot. It was not like she was hard to catch but I was having fun with the chase. She then went straight down into a forest. Silly girl I followed I turned the tips of my wings into blades and just leveled the forest as I chased.
I am now bored so time to finish this I caught up and just as I was about to bite her she teleported. What! I then heard something behind me. I landed and looked back and there was Celestia with Cadence in her magic grasp.
“Sean what is going on?”
“I was hunting.”
“Cadence what happened?”
“I tried to use my spell to make him nicer.”
“And how did that work out?”
“Not well.”
After that Celestia forced me to sit down and talk to that pink jerk. Long story short we are neutral and she now knows to not use magic on me or wake me up during my naps, and I now know that Twilight would be sad if I killed her.