Alright, fuckers, Adam here. Tyler and Noah are too busy jacking each other off so I'm going to use my beard powers to entertain you guys. HHHHHNNNNNGGGG
WHAT THE, WHERE AM I?!
Hahaha, simmer down, Twilight! You're with Adam and I, we have to entertain the Bronies!
What? Pinkie, where are we? Why is Adam here, and what is a 'brony'?
All you need to know is that you gotta wear these socks.
Uhm, what?
Nevermind. Just say something funny.
Tiddlywank.
That will do. HNNNNGGGG
*POP*
OK, who next?
Uh I don't know, how about -whisper-
GENIUS.jpg! HHHHHNNNNNNGGGGGGG
Woah, wait, I didn't use my teleportation powers!
Hiya Lightspeed, how's it going?
Pretty good. Why did you guys bring me here? I was in the middle of seeing what happens in Dreams Do Come True, and suddenly I'm here! If I ever want to travel to different dimensions, then I could just do it myself.
ADAM! WHAT THE SHIT, MAN!? WE CAN'T HAVE THE FUCKING READERS IN OUR GOD DAMNED FICTION! Lightspeed, I'm terribly sorry but you gotta leave, dude.
If you were fucking sorry then you'd get on with the next chapter of Absence of Logic, dickweed. Seriously you guys keep less promises than Obama.
Look, I hate to admit it, but he's right, Tyler.
Psst. Adam. Popcorn?
Omnomnomnomnom
Look, we're working on it.
Yeah I see through your shit, dude. You guys put out like four new stories in the past FIVE DAYS dude! Quit the bullshit and get on with what we came here for!
OK, fine, tomorrow for sure. Can you please leave now?
Sure. BZZZZT
Adam, STOP LETTING PEOPLE IN HERE!
Tyler, shut the hell up. Your God cannot help you now, so show some respect.
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Fucking thought so.
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