Filthy griffins! As much as I hate to admit it they actually did something smart. I flew to the capital city and I tried to break in in my dragon form but there is a barrier, and I know it is not made of magic because I could not drain it. Even using a griffin form did not work because the ones who can get back in have some sort of special thing in their armor that lets them know they are really who they say they are.
Looks like I am going to have to win this war the old fashioned way, with lots and lots of KILLING!
Luckily I caught a team of four griffins, time to head home and interrogate them.
Luckily this Palace has a place that I could drag the griffins to for my interrogations. They were really annoying. The first one refused to talk to me, the second one refused to look at me, and the third one whenever I talked plugged his hears. The fourth one was obviously the new guy because he just looked scared but he would not talk still which I guess deserves
a bit of props.
Well after three hours of this I decided to use some fear tactics on the new guy. Plus I was sick of those other three so you know two birds.
You ever heard of the whole hear no evil, see no evil, and speak no evil you know with the monkeys? Well I decided to recreate that with the three annoying griffins I mean I was planning to kill them anyway may as well be artistic. I got Progenitus, first we grabbed the no talker. What we did was I had Progentius hold his limbs with his heads then I got some acidic glue made of his acid. We poured some on his hands then on his beak, then we took the hands and we glued them to his beak. He was really loud I mean why do you have to scream so loud? Then the last part to this was to stake him to the wall. Awesome looks just like the monkey.
Next was the guy who would not look at me. We repeated the process except with eyes instead of beak, and then the last one was the ear plugger. Same steps except hands and ears were the glued parts. When it was all done we had three lovely wall ornaments.
Then all it took was the glue bottle in my hand and a few steps to get the last one to talk. It turns out that barrier of theirs is charged by a bunch of griffins running on a wheel creating electricity. Then he told me that if I took a griffins armor and put it on I could get in. I think he found a problem in the answer because I looked at his armor. Then before we knew it his head was off. Then I entered a griffin form that looked just like him and put on his armor.
I can’t believe that worked. I am in the city I also have an army of ponies hidden outside of the city, this is the plan I am going to kill all the griffins running on the wheel when the field drops the army comes in and I go find the new king.
Let’s just say that wheel griffins are so weak and pitiful, it was easy to kill them all. Then the army came and there was a lot
of blood.
This king was easy to find, he was just sitting in his office. I broke in and grabbed him.
“Now listen send a treaty to Celestia or I cut your wings off.” this guy is weird he is laughing at me. then he began to talk.
“I am guessing you think you won. Well we have a trick up our sleeve this time, look outside.”
I dropped him and went to the window in his office. There were a bunch of dead ponies all over the place. It made no sense then I saw what had caused it there were Minotaur’s. They had killed my entire army! I turned back around.
“I AM GOING TO KILL YOU PAINFULLY!” I then ran at him. But before I got to him and huge sword slammed into the ground in front of me. I looked to my right and there was a huge Minotaur standing there he was bigger than me! He had huge gold armor, there was no open parts of the armor everything was covered.
I leapt back. “I see you got a new body guard, looking good.” Then I turned my hand into a sword and leapt at it. I swung and hit it on the neck. My arm just bounced off and my forearm actually shattered. While my arm was healing he swung and cut me in half.
I fell on the ground as my lower half began to disintegrate and my legs and all that grew back. Before I knew it he had cut my head open. I began to heal and rolled out of the way before he hit me again. Jumped back up and shot a blast of fire at it. The Minotaur just walked through the fire and swung at me again. I dodged and shot ice at it. The ice froze the Minotaur in place be it just shattered the ice with its strength that caught me off guard and suddenly I was punched into a wall and there was a red streak as I slid down it.
The problem is I can’t even turn into my dragon form because the room is too small. I ran up and punched it in the chest, this left a dent in the armor but then it just swung and cut my legs off.
After 23 more tries of hurting it and me dyeing each time my regeneration seems to be slowing down. It just cut my arm off and it is not growing back. It then cut off my legs and hit me into the wall. I looked up and saw it looming over me. I wasn’t healing anymore and was fading out of consciousness. I blacked out just as I saw it raise its sword.
The griffin king laughed, finally after these many years of his race fearing this human it was going to die. It was brilliant to enlist the help of the Minotaur’s. He watched as the human lay against the wall without its legs and was about to die.